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Top 3 worst trolls that happened to SW boards on KMC.

By worst, I also mean the best = the best people in the art of trolling are also the worst events that happened to the forums. You get the idea.

You first since I'm pretty new.

You.

That's pretty much it. Everybody else is a pretty shitty troll tbh.

Zzzz...

1. Tempest
2. Carthage
3. You

That's an easy one.

Lol @ carthage being a successful troll.

There was a time when carthage's Bane threads used to make DMB bust a gasket.

DMB sent secret PMs to two people about how Carthage is making him consider suicide, he can't stand him, he can't look at KMC without fear of seeing him post a new thread/post, he feels cringe'y browsing the forums because of his presence etc.

Definitely successful

Really? Pretty impressive tbh.

He did write about killing me and Intrepid according to Ant lmao

I underestimated you carth. Please accept my humblest apologies.

Apology not accepted ****

As successful as you have been, Tempest is still the most powerful troll KMC will likely ever see.

Tempest is not a troll, he's so brilliant that his thought patterns seem like but a whirling vortex of entropy to lesser mortals like yourself.

Alright then. Rethinking this.

Tempest.
JKBart.
carthage.

Brilliant isn't exactly the word for the sheer amount of mental retardation his post about Kas'im beating Sidious in a duel evokes

why the fugg me lol

Originally posted by The Ellimist
Tempest is not a troll, he's so brilliant that his thought patterns seem like but a whirling vortex of entropy to lesser mortals like yourself.
That's the best kind of troll. The kind who doesn't need to try, and who's meer speech can anger the most sane and levelheaded of people. There's a reason most of the forum claims legitimacy from his tutelage. We should all aspire to be as annoying.

JKBart
Quanchi
Intrepid

No particular order. Runners up are redpill and (not so) chilled monkey.

carthage was only ever positive influence an kmc

Originally posted by ILS
JKBart
Quanchi
Intrepid

No particular order. Runners up are redpill and (not so) chilled monkey.

carthage was only ever positive influence an kmc

Quanchi isn't a troll though.

ILS for the Don't Mind Boba campaign

Kek. Quan isn't a troll? Lel.

Originally posted by Syndicate
Quanchi isn't a troll though. If that's the case then you aren't gay

Originally posted by ILS
If that's the case then you aren't gay

Gay people don't exist ILS.

The Church of Gideon coming soon. Need some time to flesh out the details.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Kek. Quan isn't a troll? Lel. I am the one keeping the trolls at bay. How dare a fellow Maul supporter seek me out. It's the ones you least expect who knife you in the back. That is in reference to ILS the Judas himself.

Then why does Tempest still draw breath? Is he too powerful for you?

why am i even in the rankings to begin with

Originally posted by JKBart
why am i even in the rankings to begin with

Because you're good at what you do.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Then why does Tempest still draw breath? Is he too powerful for you? He didn't seem interested in my pro Khan agenda. Nai however was but he always gave himself an out why he wouldn't accept any judged debates with me. What rock is that evil German currently hiding under.

That sig is fugging dope Bart.

Originally posted by JKBart
why am i even in the rankings to begin with
Because the third post you made on this forum was you apologizing for living.

Originally posted by Syndicate
That sig is fugging dope Bart.

i can't have a sig that wouldn't stand up to my quality posts

Originally posted by JKBart
i can't have a sig that wouldn't stand up to my quality posts

Your new avatar conversely is shet.

Please. The most successful troll KMC will ever see is Nebaris.

Originally posted by Col. Valerian
Please. The most successful troll KMC will ever see is Nebaris.

Hey Col. You want to do a debate?

Quan Intrepid and Carthage imo

Carthage with mere trolling managed to change the perception of the entire forum regarding Darth Bane, and the other 2 don't even need explanation.

Originally posted by Syndicate
Hey Col. You want to do a debate?

What about?

Originally posted by carthage
He did write about killing me and Intrepid according to Ant lmao

Yeah, at some point he had an ongoing Star Wars fanfiction with characters that had more than a little bit of resemblance to certain forum members.

Like Intrepid the Hutt stripper, who was tragically raped to death.

He started rewriting it some time ago, so it may still be in progress.

Nebaris was a debater, a rigid one but one.

Originally posted by Sinious
Quan Intrepid and Carthage imo

Carthage with mere trolling managed to change the perception of the entire forum regarding Darth Bane, and the other 2 don't even need explanation.
This honestly...

Carthage have debating skills and some credibility though.

Originally posted by Syndicate
Because you're good at what you do.

Uh, no. You're an absolute failure of a troll and should put yourself out of your polefag misery now, Bart.

Originally posted by S_W_LeGenD
Carthage have debating skills and some credibility though. Yeah it takes skill and knowledge to pull off what Carth did. And I hear Intepid was good when serious.

Originally posted by Sinious
And I hear Intepid was good when serious.

It's kinda sad that this isn't universally agreed upon. Especially by your kind; Intrepid was one of the first major Malgus advocates.

Intrepid and Carthage are both pretty damn sharp. For all his trolling, carte takes DMB to the curb in all their debates.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
It's kinda sad that this isn't universally agreed upon. Especially by your kind; Intrepid was one of the first major Malgus advocates. I only talked to him a few times via a chatroom but I remember hearing that he was great from multiple people (most likely by you as well). I never saw him legitimately argue something though.

Yeah. Carthage can get extremely impressive when stomping Bane wankers here or on CV

You'd have too look back to threads from late 2013.

Originally posted by Col. Valerian
What about?

Anything.

Their was a guy who doesn't come around anymore that was particularly trollish

Originally posted by The_Tempest
...and Carthage are both pretty damn sharp.

Originally posted by Col. Valerian
Please. The most successful troll KMC will ever see is Nebaris.

This guy gets it.

Originally posted by S_W_LeGenD
Nebaris was a debater, a rigid one but one.

Quan
Red pill
Chilled Monkey

Originally posted by Syndicate
Quanchi isn't a troll though.

Yes he is. Don't be naive.

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Yes he is. Don't be naive.

I've spoken to him multiple times over Skype. He's completely serious.

Being serious doesn't stop you from being a troll.

I think that being serious kind of precludes you from being a troll because you mean what you say. At the very worst his trolling is unintentional.

Originally posted by Syndicate
I've spoken to him multiple times over Skype. He's completely serious.

And I've delt with him several times and I can absolutely guarantee he is a troll.

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
And I've delt with him several times and I can absolutely guarantee he is a troll.

I think dealing with some one an internet forum and actually talking to them is a little different.

Originally posted by Syndicate
I think that being serious kind of precludes you from being a troll because you mean what you say. At the very worst his trolling is unintentional.
He stalks around someone who's blocked him and replies over and over again to mock his beliefs, even when he can't see it, but he's not a troll?

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
He stalks around someone who's blocked him and replies over and over again to mock his beliefs, even when he can't see it, but he's not a troll? If someone else has me blocked why should I ignore their silly posts ?

Originally posted by Syndicate
I think dealing with some one an internet forum and actually talking to them is a little different.

Well tthen Syn you would be wrong. All that matters is what he displays here in public and what he displays is e persona of a troll.

Originally posted by EmperorSidious2
Well tthen Syn you would be wrong. All that matters is what he displays here in public and what he displays is e persona of a troll. Simply untrue. You don't have the understanding to grasp a simple difference of opinion. I rarely if ever have seen you offer a rebuttal to any of the points you contested. You frequently use words you don't even know the meaning of. You need time to hone your skills and actually learn. You don't even debate tbh.

I disagree. ES2 doesn't need time. He should stay for a long while to enrichen the debating skills of the versus forum

He needs something. Maybe a nootropic.

Conventional methods won't work on a God.

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
Conventional methods won't work on a God. He is the God of stupidity where illogic reigns supreme.

There has to be a way to stop such a force of nature

Originally posted by quanchi112
If someone else has me blocked why should I ignore their silly posts ?
You shouldn't, but that doesn't stop you from being a troll. It's in your blood.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
that doesn't stop you from being a troll. It's in your blood.

You've been quiet

Originally posted by XSUPREMEXSKILLZ
I disagree. ES2 doesn't need time. He should stay for a long while to enrichen the debating skills of the versus forum

That's the job of the best debaters here, not me.

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
You shouldn't, but that doesn't stop you from being a troll. It's in your blood. If people want to be weak and hide I will be there to rub their noses in my victory. Betting a poster into submission is the greatest of victories.

Nebaris (is actually the one who deliberately framed me for socking, and seems a little emotionally disturbed)
Lord Lucien (is actually a sociopath and a moron )
Darth Ant (is actually a moron)
Carthage (is actually pretty funny and coins some interesting concepts, but has literally zero ability to function in a debate)
AncientPower (is actually incoherent)
Freshest Slice or whatever his name is (is actually actively hostile to everyone despite having nothing interesting to say)
Your mother (is actually not sure who your father is)

Honestly a little surprised you didn't put me on that list given you think I've been trolling you.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
Nebaris (is actually the one who deliberately framed me for socking, and seems a little emotionally disturbed)

Nebaris was too busy WINNING to have time to be emotionally disturbed, and proof that he deliberately framed you for socking? Because I'm pretty sure that didn't happen, and from what people tell me he has a proven track record of gladly owning up to his mischievous escapades.

> Nebaris
> Winning



PM me if you really care about the details.

ok but I can't promise your response will stay private.

Nebaris?

:facepalm:

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No, Quanchi is just a man who makes your IQ drop 15 points whenever you read any of his posts

3. Kurk
2. Nemebro
1. Jack