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Game of Thrones. That's a good show. We should talk about it.

Last Season I saw was the one where the NorthySquirt Girl was getting on the boat to go find her Assassin BFF....How far behind am I?

Never heard of it. Plot?

What happened to the other thread?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Never heard of it. Plot?

Doesn't have one. It's basically a Seinfeld remake.

Originally posted by ares834
What happened to the other thread? Something stupid, I'm sure.

I am hoping at some point Mumm-Ra shows up and kills everybody on the show.


And then sexes all the corpses.

Originally posted by ares834
What happened to the other thread?

Got accidentally deleted when we were doing some spam/sock/porn cleanup, and we can't restore threads that have been permanently deleted. I won't name the mod, but it rhymes with Schmadabing.

biscuits

Originally posted by Flyattractor
Last Season I saw was the one where the NorthySquirt Girl was getting on the boat to go find her Assassin BFF....How far behind am I?

Exactly 1 season behind. You'd need to watch 10 more episodes to catch up.

FAVORITE CHARACTERS!?

Originally posted by Digi
Got accidentally deleted when we were doing some spam/sock/porn cleanup, and we can't restore threads that have been permanently deleted. I won't name the mod, but it rhymes with Schmadabing.

biscuits

Oh. haermm

I thought my jaded cynicism and slightly rude behavior caused the thread to be hidden from me somehow. I was very very confused.

The other thread is deleted? That sucks.

Oh well. IN for the Battle of the Bastards and Cleganebowl 2017

qtired

this forum is ****ed.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Exactly 1 season behind. You'd need to watch 10 more episodes to catch up.
I might when it hits Blu Ray and I got a few days to kill...




...eh by now I would guess that most of mine are probably DEAD!

http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/04/15/game-of-thrones-showrunners-considering-shortened-final-seasons



13 episodes for Dany's invasion and the White Walkers long night? Are you f*cking shitting me?

In that case, they should have killed off Snow halfway through season 5 and not dragged it out so much. WTF at having such a slow season. Dany should have invaded by the end of season 5. 13 episodes to wrap things up after so long is underwhelming as hell.

How is this surprising?

GRRM plans to wrap up the series in two books. Considering how each season roughly covers a book, it makes sense there would only be two more. Plus those events may very likely begin in this season.

Originally posted by Arachnid1
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/04/15/game-of-thrones-showrunners-considering-shortened-final-seasons



13 episodes for Dany's invasion and the White Walkers long night? Are you f*cking shitting me?

In that case, they should have killed off Snow halfway through season 5 and not dragged it out so much. WTF at having such a slow season. Dany should have invaded by the end of season 5. 13 episodes to wrap things up after so long is underwhelming as hell.
And who knows how ****ing long Dany will be a captive of the Dothraki while Jorah and Daario look for her. I'm already predicting that's going to be the thread that drags.

On the other hand, the trailers seem to suggest that Dorne and the Lannisters are going to war, even as the High Sparrow's forces are threatening the capital. I wonder if there will be some crossover between those plots, like a High Sparrow-Doran alliance.

Originally posted by ares834
How is this surprising?

GRRM plans to wrap up the series in two books. Considering how each season roughly covers a book, it makes sense there would only be two more. Plus those events may very likely begin in this season. Two seasons isn't the problem man. 13 episodes is. Does 6 or 7 episodes each season to wrap it all two books that should have the densest and biggest arcs in the entire series sound good to you? Each arc was originally supposed to be a third of the entire series back when it was a trilogy.

There are 23 episodes left. The 10 from the season and 13 more for the next two.

Those 6 and 7 episodes better be each 2 hours long to compensate.

Who do you think Littlefinger is talking about when he tells Lady Tyrell he has a gift for her, a "handsome young man"?
He's probably talking about Lancel Lannister, but I think he could also be talking about Robyn Arryn or Gendry.
Thoughts?

I'm not sure how Littlefinger could find Gendry and even if he did I'm not sure how useful he'd be. By this point most of the people that knew Robert well enough to confirm his bastard are dead. Sweet Robin is basically a promise that the Vale won't be enemies but not much else. Not like Olenna has someone to marry him to now that Marg is the queen and definitely been bedded.

That said, shorter seasons sound great to me. The books are already guaranteed to have more material than the show and the fewer episodes, the fewer chances there are to spoil things.

Honestly, GOT went downhill with Tywin's death.

The only reason I'm still vaguely interested is Olenna, the High Sparrow, and my main man Davos.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Honestly, GOT went downhill with Tywin's death.

The only reason I'm still vaguely interested is Olenna, the High Sparrow, and my main man Davos. It was one relatively weak season that's it. Season 6 could very well return to the quality of season 4

The first half of season 5 was slow but I thought the second half was great. Season 6 looks like it'll be amazing. Not really a fan of the whole Dorne storyline though, but hopefully it will tie in well with the rest of the story.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Honestly, GOT went downhill with Tywin's death.

The only reason I'm still vaguely interested is Olenna, the High Sparrow, and my main man Davos.

Why are you interested in the High Sparrow? He's basically just a big ol' prick in the show.

Who's the armoured guy at 1:01 supposed to be? Appears to be the same knight(?) who was dual-wielding swords in the other preview.

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It looks like it. It's Targ Kingsguard so probably Dayne. He's fighting ned and a bunch of stark men solo and kicking their asses. Looks like the same scene

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Good call, that is the three-headed dragon sigil on his chest. Looking forward to those scenes.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Why are you interested in the High Sparrow? He's basically just a big ol' prick in the show.

I kinda like a guy who's a political player but not a complete hypocrite. He's a crazed zealot for sure, but has yet to betray his "ideals."

Plus Jonathan Pryce is a great actor.

Originally posted by Robtard
Who's the armoured guy at 1:01 supposed to be? Appears to be the same knight(?) who was dual-wielding swords in the other preview.

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Tower of Joy scene

Originally posted by Rebel95
Tower of Joy scene

Yeah, greatly looking forward to having Ned back and the 'prequel' scenes. Such a refreshing prospect after the mediocrity of much of last season.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, greatly looking forward to having Ned back and the 'prequel' scenes. Such a refreshing prospect after the mediocrity of much of last season. This is easily my most anticipated part of next season. Ned is my favorite character, so having him back for a bit is great. I wish we could have an entire episode dedicated to him.

Does anyone know if they're using Sean Bean for the scene or a younger actor?

Sebastian Croft is playing a younger Ned, not sure for which scenes though, as Croft is 13 years old.

So having seen some spoilers I am...interested in how this particular speck on the internet will react.

Hope you like the Sand Snakes.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
So having seen some spoilers I am...interested in how this particular speck on the internet will react.

Hope you like the Sand Snakes.

If they are naked then im all for it

I've waited too long to highlight those spoilers.

Damn you temptation.

Originally posted by Inhuman
If they are naked then im all for it

Let's just say they put the Twenty Good Men to shame.

They kill Doran Martell and Areo Hotah and take over Dorne.

The showrunners have always been incompetent (it was just harder to notice early on when they could just piggyback on the fat ****'s writing), but if this is true this is looking to be the worst season yet.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Honestly, GOT went downhill with Tywin's death.

The only reason I'm still vaguely interested is Olenna, the High Sparrow, and my main man Davos. Oh come now.

It was going downhill way before that.

Does anyone know if the premiere tomorrow is streamed live on HBO Now or is it made available a day later or something???

Originally posted by NemeBro
They kill Doran Martell and Areo Hotah and take over Dorne.

The showrunners have always been incompetent (it was just harder to notice early on when they could just piggyback on the fat ****'s writing), but if this is true this is looking to be the worst season yet. Didn't read the spoiler, but it has me worried. Still haven't recovered from them dicking over Stannis last season. Jesus they handled it so horribly.

Also, Firefly, I believe its the same time. Thats how it was last year for me.

Thanks

Hmm... Dull episode. The Davos and Sansa plot-lines are interesting but the rest are just boring.

pretty decent premiere

Enjoyed the premiere.

Did they wipe out The Martells just so they can bring in the Greyjoys?

Odd start to a season...but what's with Melisandre?

Davos will probably pump her like that anyway...dirty cvnt that he is

The Dorne stuff was stupid. The guards standing around as Doran was killed was absolute chit. I had such high hopes for Doran in the books too. Good to know he is going to get killed off in a such a lame manner. :/

Trystan being stupid enough to turn his back to a Sand Snake was ridiculous too. There's also the fact that he left to Kings Landing on a boat, presumably with guards, so they somehow stowed away on the boat (I thought it was the same boat as Jaime, why would they take two different boats?), killed the guards, and kill Trystan in a stupid manner.

The show runners really have become more and more incompetent as the show has gone on. Stannis' entire storyline wrapped up in such an anticlimactic and boring way. All of Dorne was absolutely wasted too. There was no emotional investment. We never got to know Doran, and he never had his plots working in the background so there was no real sense of loss over what could have been. This was a huge political slaughter that could have been handled so much better. Viper is the only charismatic character I've cared for to come out of Dorne. I used to be so hyped for the entrance of the Sand Snakes too.

The entire Nights Watch saying screw it after Ser Allister fessed up to murdering their Lord Commander (whom in large part supported him) was more BS just like Dorans guard not doing anything about his murder. They all just say screw it and make Ser Allister the LC? There should have been riots and people wanting justice.

The Dothraki being all merciful and loving to Dany seemed out of character too. Since when does being a Khals widow mean you're safe from harm? Didn't Ser Jorah claim that once Drogo died in season one, she'd be likely raped and murdered since there's no one to protect or support her anymore? Thats why he urged her to get out before Drogo died. These are Dothraki ffs, they live for murdering one another (especially their Khals, which is better than sex according to the Dothraki in this episode).

Terrible opening. So many lame plot lines and wasted opportunities. Worst of all, it was boring. Hopefully it improves, but I wont hold my breath.

Wait a second, weren't all the Sand Snakes on the pier watching Jaime sail away? How the hell did they get on Trystans boat?

Also, I'm impressed with Ramsay and his twenty good men setting fire to Dany's fleet. Way to be preemptive bud.

Originally posted by Arachnid1
The Dorne stuff was stupid. The guards standing around as Doran was killed was absolute chit. I had such high hopes for Doran in the books too. Good to know he is going to get killed off in a such a lame manner. :/ The show doesn't follow the books anymore.

The Dorne stuff feels super inauthentic and fake

I have to agree with some people here. That was somewhat underwhelming for a season premiere, but that likely won't stop me from continuing to watch.

Originally posted by jaden101
Did they wipe out The Martells just so they can bring in the Greyjoys?

Odd start to a season...but what's with Melisandre?

Davos will probably pump her like that anyway...dirty cvnt that he is

Form the previews, it looks like Dorne's going to be a part of this season. At least I think that's a bunch of Dornish men pointing spears, but it could be the flashback parts with Ned and not the current timeline.

There is still blood to be spilled when the show's greatest character Oberyn died. Seems like I'm his only kmc fan here as well. Still miss you, Red Viper. You will be missed.

Avenger Oberyn who died for his family by murdering his other family members! Logic shall always triumph!

Originally posted by NemeBro
The show doesn't follow the books anymore. Thats good to hear, but it still follows a rough outline doesn't it? Lets hope its a really rough outline.

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Avenger Oberyn who died for his family by murdering his other family members! Logic shall always triumph! Agreed it's ridiculous. The Sand Snakes in general are ridiculous and pointless.

Originally posted by Arachnid1
Thats good to hear, but it still follows a rough outline doesn't it? Lets hope its a really rough outline. It's been said that this season will spoil book readers, so it's possible that Elaria Sand does kill Doran in the books. I certainly hope it doesn't happen, or in the very least it's written far, far, far better than in the show as you implied.

Especially with Hotah, he's a total badass in the books, but dies like a complete chump here. I laughed.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's been said that this season will spoil book readers, so it's possible that Elaria Sand does kill Doran in the books. I certainly hope it doesn't happen, or in the very least it's written far, far, far better than in the show as you implied.

Especially with Hotah, he's a total badass in the books, but dies like a complete chump here. I laughed. Yeah Hotah being taken out by the smallest and least skilled of the Sand Snakes with a small knife sucked. I guess a knife to the spine would insta-wreck anyone, but they should have at least given him time to shine. He should have been more on guard like he always has been too. He let Ellaria, who clearly implied that Doran would die soon last season, waltz right up with her daughter without at least even checking them both for weapons. Doran should have been smarter about it and locked up all the Sand Snakes at the first sign of treason (of which there were many).

No use crying over spilt milk though I suppose.

Originally posted by Robtard
It's been said that this season will spoil book readers, so it's possible that Elaria Sand does kill Doran in the books. I certainly hope it doesn't happen, or in the very least it's written far, far, far better than in the show as you implied.

Especially with Hotah, he's a total badass in the books, but dies like a complete chump here. I laughed. Why the **** would Ellaria kill Doran? Unless she's a Machiavellian badass and is secretly a vengeance-obsessed war hawk. Which is possible, I guess.

Also, I am finally watching season five (legally, of course, only bad people wouldn't pay to watch a TV show), and this shit is so stupid, lol.

what an lack luster and boring premiere.

main stream shows just aren't good anymore.

http://zap2it.com/2015/05/game-of-thrones-deobia-oparei-areo-hotah-fight/

Just to chime in because it hasnt been addressed yet...

I still would Meli. She would have to keep on the necklace of coarse. Unless taking it off would result in better head giving, because of no teeth.

Originally posted by NemeBro
http://zap2it.com/2015/05/game-of-thrones-deobia-oparei-areo-hotah-fight/ Yea, they made him out to be a badass in the books.

I faceplained hard when he died like a *****.

I expected him to like, despite his massive size, duck out of the way and whack her in the face after she tried to stab him. And then just go beast and force the Snakes back from the guy he happily murders people for.

Holy shit Daenerys is a psychopathic and unlikable cvnt in the show, lol wtf.

Originally posted by The Nuul
what an lack luster and boring premiere.

main stream shows just aren't good anymore.

Yeah, it was a bit ticking the boxes. This character is here, this one is there, such and such is doing that and they are doing that...

Okay, introductions done. On with the show.

I think this season will get old fast if they don't revive Jon Snow by episode 3, but preferably at the end of episode 2.

I honestly don't care about half the storylines right now.

Originally posted by queeq
Yeah, it was a bit ticking the boxes. This character is here, this one is there, such and such is doing that and they are doing that...

Okay, introductions done. On with the show.

it's like the batman thing all over again. we all know the batman story, so stop introducing him to us. get on with the bloody show already...

i want to see action and not some long drawn out story/plot/characters. it has gone on too far now.

similar to TWD. snoring

Originally posted by NemeBro
Why the **** would Ellaria kill Doran? Unless she's a Machiavellian badass and is secretly a vengeance-obsessed war hawk. Which is possible, I guess.

Also, I am finally watching season five (legally, of course, only bad people wouldn't pay to watch a TV show), and this shit is so stupid, lol.

Yeah, S5 definitely took a dive in quality. There are some good parts scattered about. Ep8 "Hardhome" is one of the better eps.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Why the **** would Ellaria kill Doran? Unless she's a Machiavellian badass and is secretly a vengeance-obsessed war hawk. Which is possible, I guess.

Also, I am finally watching season five (legally, of course, only bad people wouldn't pay to watch a TV show), and this shit is so stupid, lol.

Yeah, S5 definitely took a dive in quality. There are some good parts scattered about. Ep8 "Hardhome" is one of the better eps.

Originally posted by NemeBro
http://zap2it.com/2015/05/game-of-thrones-deobia-oparei-areo-hotah-fight/

LolZ. Should of read his contract closer I guess.

Originally posted by NemeBro
(legally, of course, only bad people wouldn't pay to watch a TV show),

reported for saying i am a bad person.

Hardhome was one of my fav episodes last season. They should have named it, "Wun Wun came to play" though.

http://i.imgur.com/q6YEgTp.png

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I think this season will get old fast if they don't revive Jon Snow by episode 3, but preferably at the end of episode 2.

I honestly don't care about half the storylines right now.

Completely agree.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, S5 definitely took a dive in quality. There are some good parts scattered about. Ep8 "Hardhome" is one of the better eps.



LolZ. Should of read his contract closer I guess. Just to be clear, everyone who was watching it was in agreement on Daenerys being a vicious monster, right?

People are aware that her treatment of Hizdahr is not that much better than Ramsay's treatment of Sansa, right?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Just to be clear, everyone who was watching it was in agreement on Daenerys being a vicious monster, right?

People are aware that her treatment of Hizdahr is not that much better than Ramsay's treatment of Sansa, right?

Hey buddy, a Queen has to rule and make the tough calls.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Just to be clear, everyone who was watching it was in agreement on Daenerys being a vicious monster, right?

People are aware that her treatment of Hizdahr is not that much better than Ramsay's treatment of Sansa, right? Yep. She's always been an annoying hoe, but never an unnecessarily murderous annoying hoe. She was getting into Mad King territory there, burning innocent people alive.

Originally posted by Arachnid1
Yep. She's always been an annoying hoe, but never an unnecessarily murderous annoying hoe. She was getting into Mad King territory there, burning innocent people alive. Well, possibly innocent, but yeah, she had no idea if that random Master was a Son of the Harpy. For all anyone knows she just burned an innocent man to death and fed him to her dragons.

What a psychotic *****.

Worst part of episode 1 is when Tyrion says , "It will be a long time till we see Westeros again". After the ships were burning. Fuq


Also its safe to assume that from here on out (as in usual GOT fashion) if there is a "feel good" scene , moment or good hearted character having nice things happen to them, that means they are going to be in for some horrible sh1t.

I also think the ending will play out in a similar fashion. Probably all the main characters dead. I guarantee it wont be what everyone wants.

G.R.R.Martin tries so hard to be unpredictable that hes become predictable.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I think this season will get old fast if they don't revive Jon Snow by episode 3, but preferably at the end of episode 2.

I honestly don't care about half the storylines right now.
Tower of Joy flashback is gonna be in episode three so hopefully he'll be back at the end of that episode

Yes, in a way character building is irrelevant in GoT. Since everyone dies in some abrupt or horrible moment. I even feel the whole "game" of thrones is over anyway: who in Westeros cares about the throne anymore?

I'd had hoped Daenarys' storyline would be a building threat to Westeros from the west and the white walkers from the North. But they only make fleeting appearances and they don't seem to move on Westeros at all. So GoT seems to have come to a point that we're just waiting for the next one to die.

Maybe they should ask Vince Gilligan to have a look at what they can do with GoT.

Originally posted by Inhuman
Worst part of episode 1 is when Tyrion says , "It will be a long time till we see Westeros again". After the ships were burning. Fuq


Also its safe to assume that from here on out (as in usual GOT fashion) if there is a "feel good" scene , moment or good hearted character having nice things happen to them, that means they are going to be in for some horrible sh1t.

I also think the ending will play out in a similar fashion. Probably all the main characters dead. I guarantee it wont be what everyone wants.

G.R.R.Martin tries so hard to be unpredictable that hes become predictable.

It's not a GRRM problem. The reason the show is not surprising anymore is because the producers are a pair of hacks who think being shocking is the only thing that matters.

"You haven't had to use that axe of yours in a long time. I hope you remember how."

Hahah, I hate this show.

Chekhov's axe flouted ridiculously.

The shittiest part is that I feel like the Dorne plot won't even matter unless the usurpers get involved in the Faith Militant-Iron Throne conflict.

On that note though, it is interesting that the Lannisters now have three groups they must seek vengeance against: the Faith Militant, the Boltons, and the Sand Snakes. Really feels like this is the beginning of the end for them, even if they crush the Faith Militant, it's doubtful they'll be able to deal with Dorne in the aftermath (the Boltons of course will probably be upended by the forces of the North and/or Littlefinger.)

Caught up with the episode. Wow, this is bad.

i love how GRRM gets the blame when the show writers **** up.

A lot of dumb contrived coincidences happen in this show. Brienne encountering both Stark girls without any proactive effort on her part, the Sand Snakes, Jaime, and Bronn all try to kidnap Myrcella at the exact same time in broad ****ing daylight, Dany just happens to go to the random dinky fight pit Ser Jorah and Tyrion are at, etc. They're becoming more common, too. Three of those are from season five alone.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
i love how GRRM gets the blame when the show writers **** up. It's the only way to be sure.

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But the Hound is dead!

Now Snow bowl needs to happen

I like how Arya suddenly learned how to wear a face off-screen so she could kill Meryn Trant. What bad, lazy writing.

Done with season five, gonna watch the start of six tomorrow in all likelihood.

Good luck. Don't get to excited about the first episode.

Ramsay apparently kills Roose, fat Walda, and her baby.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

He's back lets gooo

So.. Didn't take them long to do that

Yeah I wasn't expecting it to happen so soon

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ramsay apparently kills Roose, fat Walda, and her baby.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah This was BS. Such a lame end to Roose. He, Tywin, and Walder Frey are my favorite villains in the show or book, with Roose edging out into #1. Dieing to Ramsay's knife was a lame end, and a bit predictable. Ramsay has been uninteresting as a villain so far. Its not shocking or impacting when he does something cruel. I'm about ready for his character to finish off.

Also, Jons back, basically the same way everyone thought he would be. This, Roose, and were all predicated long ago, and Balon dieing to Euron is also pretty well known. This season is going to end up being too predictable. Jons gonna go to war at the end with Ramsay (giving us the Snow Bowl), win and take up residence at Winterfell, having won back the seat. Sansas gonna dick around in the north for a while until Jon takes back Winterfell or go to Castle Black and be taken back to Winterfell with Jon to take it over and install herself as Warden of the North like Littlefinger planned.

Bran is going to give us the Tower of Joy, where we find out Jon is half Targ. He'll eventually leave the North and fill Jon in on his parentage.

Cleganebowls still gonna happen in Kings Landing at some point, although the end is still up the air. It could end with Cersei losing and the Faith sentencing her to death (she still dies to Jamie for some drama, since Jaime has been laying on the Cercei love pretty thick this season). Tommens likely going to die trying to be Joffrey jr to put a stop to the faith, leaving a reformed Margery to rule as Queen, and setting the stage for Dany to come back and take over the Iron Throne next season. It's also possible that Cercie wins and the Hound dies, in which case Tyrion may be the Valonquar when he comes back with Dany and Tommen dies to Dany, though its still more likely that Jamie kills her and commits suicide in his grief rounding out his character arc.

Euron is going to win the Kingsmoot and take their unstoppable Navy they continually hyped up this season to Meereen where Dany (or Tyrion if she's still dicking around with Dothraki) will win and seize it to replace her burning fleet. Dany will sail to Westeros with the fleet at the end of the season, with this season ending off on a positive note for her and Jon.

EDIT: Also, lol

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The Valonquar doesn't exist in the show.

She'll still likely have the same death though, dieing to one of her brothers. That seems like a big enough story element that they would keep it the same, so the Valonquar idea is valid I think

Side note, I'm looking forward to Theon going back to Pyke. Hopefully he raises hell and takes control. I hope he comes back more together and worthy of leadership.

Also, this is relevant
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"You'll always be my first-born."

I love how the incompetent retards running this show randomly are trying to make Roose (the cooler Bolton) sympathetic while shilling their boring villain sue in Ramsay. Like, holy shit, why was Ramsay made an invincible superman for this show? It's so dumb, lol.

Like, no one likes Ramsay. No one likes Ellaria or the Sand Kunts. And for good reason, they're some of the worst characters in the show (I liked Ramsay before he became the unstoppable protagonist of the Winterfell arc). Yet D&D are so dead set on promoting them.

I guess you can't expect much from the hack who brought us the cinematic masterpiece that was Troy.

Finally they did something right. Didnt want to see Jon be back in the 9th or 10th episode. No need to drag that shit out
Also next episode should let everyone that R+L = J. So its nice that wont be left to the final episodes either.

Originally posted by Inhuman
Finally they did something right. Didnt want to see Jon be back in the 9th or 10th episode. No need to drag that shit out I can agree with that.

No one wants to watch Davos jacking off on the wall for the next six episodes or whatever.

God I was hoping they'd troll everyone for one more episode. I was actually rooting for it to be some fire-related, Targaryen shenanigans when they have his funeral. Everyone's collective exasperation would have been delicious.

They better have Ghost savagely tear Ollie the fuq up.
Or at the very least have Wun Wun throw him over wall as hard and far as he can.

So...uh that was a pretty flaccid ending to this episode as I was kind of expecting a bit more. Also what are the Sand Snake's supposed to do now or rather what purpose do they now serve?

Great episode. Thank god it's a big step up from the previous one.

Disappointed that Roose died but the rest was great. I'm very happy the brought Jon back and didn't drag it out any longer.

Can't wait for what's next.

R+L=J will be revealed in the next episode in Bran's vision.
Drogon will come to Dany's aid
Sansa and Jon will be reunited
Jon and the wildlings will take back Winterfell, probably use it as a stronghold in the upcoming war with the white walkers.
Dany will get Euron's fleet and sail off for Westeros.
Not sure how the Lannister/Dorne/Faith militant deal will play out.

Really looking forward to the rest of this season.

My biggest problems so far are that the deaths this season have been so underwhelming. They've killed the Lord and Prince of Dorne, the Warden of the North, and the King of the Iron Islands. I feel like these deaths should have been more impactful. These are huge characters with important political roles, and all their deaths have been terribly done compared to basically every death in Seasons 1-4.

Looking forward to next episode for ToJ though.

Originally posted by NemeBro
"You'll always be my first-born."

I love how the incompetent retards running this show randomly are trying to make Roose (the cooler Bolton) sympathetic while shilling their boring villain sue in Ramsay. Like, holy shit, why was Ramsay made an invincible superman for this show? It's so dumb, lol.

Like, no one likes Ramsay. No one likes Ellaria or the Sand Kunts. And for good reason, they're some of the worst characters in the show (I liked Ramsay before he became the unstoppable protagonist of the Winterfell arc). Yet D&D are so dead set on promoting them.

I guess you can't expect much from the hack who brought us the cinematic masterpiece that was Troy.

They're trying to make Ramsay the new Joffrey, the character you absolutely love to hate. I do not like Ramsay, but I also don't love to hate him like I did Joffrey, that was one well written/acted douche.

(Agreed) Ramsay was far better as the turd who constantly strived for a father's love he'd never get. Lord Ramsay, I expect generic villain fair, hopefully I'm wrong.

Originally posted by Arachnid1
My biggest problems so far are that the deaths this season have been so underwhelming. They've killed the Lord and Prince of Dorne, the Warden of the North, and the King of the Iron Islands. I feel like these deaths should have been more impactful. These are huge characters with important political roles, and all their deaths have been terribly done compared to basically every death in Seasons 1-4.

Looking forward to next episode for ToJ though.

If it makes you feel better, Balon's death wasn't climatic in the books.

Guess no one is happy of Hodor's return

Originally posted by Robtard
If it makes you feel better, Balon's death wasn't climatic in the books. Yeah, it was offscreen. Still, we always knew it was Euron, and I always imagined their encounter being somewhat epic.

Originally posted by Inhuman
Guess no one is happy of Hodor's return You mean Willis

W + L = J

It is known

I'm gonna lol when Jon wakes up and can only say "Hodor."

Originally posted by Inhuman
Guess no one is happy of Hodor's return

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Originally posted by Arachnid1
Yeah, it was offscreen. Still, we always knew it was Euron, and I always imagined their encounter being somewhat epic.

I felt it was well done. No, it wasn't epic. But it did something far more important, it set up Euron and made him a bad ass.

Originally posted by ares834
I felt it was well done. No, it wasn't epic. But it did something far more important, it set up Euron and made him a bad ass. Yeah. Euron was great. Still, Balon was supposed to be the biggest badass and alpha in his family. I liked his character in the show too (I know I'm on the minority here). He felt like a more serious and spry Walder Frey, so I was hoping he would get a better send off with better lines as opposed to Euron completely stealing the scene and tossing him over. I suppose that scene bothered me more due to how Balons been treated.

Speaking of, bring back Walder Frey already. He's a lulzy bastard who stole every scene he was in. Not a line comes out of his mouth that doesn't make me laugh. We're getting close to the endgame and theres no Frey retribution in sight. I'll rage if he just dies of old age.

Originally posted by Inhuman
Guess no one is happy of Hodor's return
I am. I'm genuinely interested in what happened to him that made him the way he is now.

Originally posted by Arachnid1
Also, this is relevant
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lol, now I'm just picturing the gang running loose in Westeros. Frank for King.

Originally posted by Rebel95
Can't wait for what's next.

R+L=J will be revealed in the next episode in Bran's vision.
Drogon will come to Dany's aid
Sansa and Jon will be reunited
Jon and the wildlings will take back Winterfell, probably use it as a stronghold in the upcoming war with the white walkers.
Dany will get Euron's fleet and sail off for Westeros.
Not sure how the Lannister/Dorne/Faith militant deal will play out.

Really looking forward to the rest of this season.
I don't know if the Wildlings have the numbers to take Winterfell. I mean, how many warriors escaped on the boats? 1000 at most?

They got a giant though; Wun Wun counts as another 1,000.

I can't wait to see what Jon Snow does with the betrayers who stabbed him in the back. That little shit Ollie should get the reek treatment. Okay maybe that's a bit much I just hope he suffers.

Originally posted by Firefly218
That little shit Ollie should get the reek treatment.

Originally posted by Firefly218
I can't wait to see what Jon Snow does with the betrayers who stabbed him in the back. That little shit Ollie should get the reek treatment. Okay maybe that's a bit much I just hope he suffers.

Could go either way. I'm guessing they'll get the Janos Slynt treatment and their heads will roll. But he could very well grant them leniency as a means to help kept the Night's Watch together.

Here's the thing though, he's no longer bound my the oaths of the Night's Watch since he died, he doesn't have to stick around and be Lord Commander, he may very well not be eligible to retain the position under the law of the Night's Watch should he want to stay.



The popular theory is that he'll move on to be Azor Ahai Reborn, he died and came back, he has a sword that can defeat the "the darkness" (Whitewalkers), there's other little hints in the books. Which will make Melisandre all kinds of wet since her false prophet Stannis failed her

olly had every right to be pissed off. come at me.

i'll cum in you and piss on your body when i'm done.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
olly had every right to be pissed off. come at me.
...

Originally posted by marwash22
i'll cum in you and piss on your body when i'm done.

Yeah, Mouth went there.

But blaming Olly is a bit much, he's a kid, he witnessed his parents being killed along with many others he knew and he had a bunch of adults pissing (keeping with the theme) into his ear that Jon was a traitor and that Jon was helping those who killed his parents. Ultimately the fault lies with Thorne and the other adults who had a hand in Jon's death.

Originally posted by Robtard
They got a giant though; Wun Wun counts as another 1,000.

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puny crow.

Wouldn't mind seeing Wun Wun tear off Ramsay's arms; while he's at it, use Walder Frey as a suppository.

Can't forget about Littlefinger... I'm interested to find out what his next move is. Remember he basically rules the Vale now, along with their army...

Originally posted by Robtard
Wouldn't mind seeing Wun Wun tear off Ramsay's arms; while he's at it, use Walder Frey as a suppository. Wun Wun should use Olly to floss Ramsay's anus.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I don't know if the Wildlings have the numbers to take Winterfell. I mean, how many warriors escaped on the boats? 1000 at most?
It'll be interesting to see how it plays out. But we've seen the footage of a battle at Winterfell between the Boltons and Wildlings, so it's definitely going to happen.

Originally posted by marwash22
Wun Wun should use Olly to floss Ramsay's anus. Speaking of giants, what happened to the few giants that survived Mance's attack on the wall? There was at least one we saw alive in Castle Black after Stannis saved the day and broke the wildling army. Anyone.

there were only two. one ran after his woolly mammoth (i thought that was Wun Wun... all giants look alike to me) and the other one died at the gate.

Thought there was three. So the one that somewhat looked like Wun Wun died in the tunnel and the older balding one that ran. Did we not see that older bald one alive after the battle?

hmmm, i don't recall. let's see if its on youtube

Originally posted by Robtard

But blaming Olly is a bit much, he's a kid, he witnessed blah blah blah adults pissing keeping with the hur hur dur Ultimately the fault lies with blah blah blah https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPgytitWsAA8gNd.jpg

I think Wun Wun is supposed to be the last giant

Originally posted by Omega Vision
I don't know if the Wildlings have the numbers to take Winterfell. I mean, how many warriors escaped on the boats? 1000 at most?

We saw what happened when armoured knights on horses met wildlings in battle.

It didn't go well for the wildlings, and that wildling force was far larger.

There may be others we don't know about though

Originally posted by NemeBro


We saw what happened when armoured knights on horses met wildlings in battle.

It didn't go well for the wildlings, and that wildling force was far larger.
What do you think will happen then? Obviously Jon Snow and the wildlings won't all die like Stannis' army.
I think there's three possibilities here:
1: Jon rallies the northerners still loyal to the starks to fight with him and the wildlings
2: The white walkers show up in the middle of the battle
3: The knights of the Vale show up at Littlefingers command

Originally posted by Robtard
Yeah, Mouth went there.

But blaming Olly is a bit much, he's a kid, he witnessed his parents being killed along with many others he knew and he had a bunch of adults pissing (keeping with the theme) into his ear that Jon was a traitor and that Jon was helping those who killed his parents. Ultimately the fault lies with Thorne and the other adults who had a hand in Jon's death. "When Sansa makes mistakes that lead to the deaths of other characters she's a stupid *****, when Olly knowingly commits treason and literally stabs his Lord Commander in the heart it's not his fault".

It's hypocritical to blame Sansa for her stupid actions (and I'm pretty sure you have) but pardon Olly, who was about as old, of his outright treason.

Originally posted by Rebel95
What do you think will happen then? Obviously Jon Snow and the wildlings won't all die like Stannis' army Oh wait you're right, I forgot that in Game of Thrones the person who wins is whoever the narrative favors, since the show's writing is so bad.

Though really, that just proves my point. Ramsay is powered by the full strength of D&D's pen, he's going to kill them all with 40 great men.

Ramsay will die by the end of this season guaranteed

Originally posted by NemeBro
"When Sansa makes mistakes that lead to the deaths of other characters she's a stupid *****, when Olly knowingly commits treason and literally stabs his Lord Commander in the heart it's not his fault".

It's hypocritical to blame Sansa for her stupid actions (and I'm pretty sure you have) but pardon Olly, who was about as old, of his outright treason.

Not sure I'd compare Sansa's whiny Veruca Salt outbursts that cost the life of her father that set off a war that then cost thousands of lives as being comparable to Olly's plight, but maybe that's just me.

-Sansa threw a hissy fit and then betrayed her father because she couldn't get everything she wanted, after he reasoned with her

-Olly watched his family/people get slaughtered by Wildlings, who then Jon gave a free pass and Olly had adults telling him Jon was a traitor, feeding into his shaky emotions

Apples to fish comparison

Originally posted by Rebel95
What do you think will happen then? Obviously Jon Snow and the wildlings won't all die like Stannis' army.
I think there's three possibilities here:
1: Jon rallies the northerners still loyal to the starks to fight with him and the wildlings
2: The white walkers show up in the middle of the battle
3: The knights of the Vale show up at Littlefingers command 4. Jon's cousins (or whatever their familial relations are) swoop in on their dragons, burn some shit, give him the third dragon and they proceed to westeros and pwn everyone's butthole.

Daenary's would be Jon's aunt, if the theory is true, which it most likely is

And while we're at it, the other less known theory is the Tyrion is Daenary's half-bro and uncle to Jon, since the mad king Aerys had a hardon for Tywin's wife and impregnated her with Tyrion, which is the main reason Tywin hated Tyrion, he was a constant reminder to Tuwin that he was cockholded.

I've heard that theory about Tyrion before. If it is true, I doubt Tywin knew