Congrats Carthage
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UCanShootMyNova
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f86/t631244.html
I'm glad to see you've moved on from your ex EmperorDMB and have begun to attempt to court and win the affections of Nova.
NewGuy01
Uh, dumb thread, Carthage has always gone after all kinds of stupid on these boards. Not just DMB.
UCanShootMyNova
Damn. They were going to be my new OTP.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/4b7cfaede97b4b01346c3eb1e0a0862e/tumblr_nripqjMXuw1us0q58o1_400.jpg
Emperordmb
Originally posted by NewGuy01
Uh, dumb thread, Carthage has always gone after all kinds of stupid on these boards. Not just DMB.
Sas continuing to make no effort to mask his rock bottom opinion of me
NewGuy01
Thanks. Not that there was actually any ill intent behind that at all.
SunRazer
Sas has a rock bottom opinion of me as well.
As for the OP, affections? lmaosy
Deronn_solo
Originally posted by SunRazer
Sas has a rock bottom opinion of me as well
Who does homeboy, NOT have a rock bottom opinion on?
carthage
Nova is an ******* and likes animal porn
SunRazer
You just described DC there, lmfao.
carthage
DC likes BBC and big eyed Anime women. He's a gay weaboo
Deronn_solo
Originally posted by carthage
DC likes BBC and big eyed Anime women. He's a gay weaboo
*Has a BBC*
Don't get it wrong, you spiteful c'unt.
AncientPower
Stop pretending you aren't all either very fat or very thin virgins. I'd wager me and Sel have had more c'unts than you guys combined and we're both mothers.
Deronn_solo
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/9/93477/5042818-img_20141126_134100.jpg
^^
I'm normal sized actually. And LAL @ being a virgin.
AncientPower
You're not getting it, you're brave though, I'll give you that. I wager it'll be 12 hours before Ant makes a collage of you and Jensaarai.
cs_zoltan
Originally posted by Deronn_solo
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/9/93477/5042818-img_20141126_134100.jpg
^^
I'm normal sized actually. And LAL @ being a virgin.
I expected a dickpic.
AncientPower
He isn't Joker or Neph.
NewGuy01
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
I expected a dickpic.
same
|King Joker|
Originally posted by AncientPower
He isn't Joker or Neph. Please. I'm classier than you give me credit for.
carthage
I weep for the man that sired a child with a wild beast like Ancientpower. Offspring from such an unholy union would be a horrid sight to behold
UCanShootMyNova
Originally posted by AncientPower
Stop pretending you aren't all either very fat or very thin virgins. I'd wager me and Sel have had more c'unts than you guys combined and we're both mothers.
I'm about 6 foot and 190. I'd say that's about average. Maybe a little chubby.
chingchangwalla
Christ, Everyone on KMC has to be a skinny weasel or a fat ****. I dare say there'd be a few stoners and some might even get mass pussy, but ain't none of you be playin sport eh?
|King Joker|
im on the swim team, but that's some pretty gay shit so i dont know if it counts
chingchangwalla
I'm an 'in the closet' Star Wars fan, tough life. Nah swim team's alright, good for training. Footy and cricket's the way to go tho
|King Joker|
cricket is even gayer than swimming
chingchangwalla
Oi, it's easy af and I make a little dosh from it so don't be dissing
NewGuy01
Literally don't even know what that is. Track/Field & XC here.
UCanShootMyNova
Originally posted by |King Joker|
im on the swim team, but that's some pretty gay shit so i dont know if it counts
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/37/fa/63/37fa63e4186ee632f183108615a6a68f.jpg
Deronn_solo
I'm insane, but I ain't insane enough to post a sick pic on the net, kek.
cs_zoltan
Bart is disappointed in you.
UCanShootMyNova
Well. Since we're posting pictures.
http://i.imgur.com/LxkqYKd.jpg?1
Me and my sisters from my graduation last year.
About half of you have seen my face on Skype or G chat anyways.
chingchangwalla
Some good lookin sisters
DarthAnt66
How old are your sisters? mmm
UCanShootMyNova
The one on the left is my fraternal twin. The one on my right is 2 years older then us.
UCanShootMyNova
So 19 and 21 respectively.
|King Joker|
Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
Well. Since we're posting pictures.
http://i.imgur.com/LxkqYKd.jpg?1
Me and my sisters from my graduation last year.
About half of you have seen my face on Skype or G chat anyways. Awww
UCanShootMyNova
Yeah. It was a good day. I rarely get to see my older sister. She lives about 8 hours north of us so visits aren't easy.
UCanShootMyNova
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/49407947.jpg
AncientPower
Originally posted by carthage
I weep for the man that sired a child with a wild beast like Ancientpower. Offspring from such an unholy union would be a horrid sight to behold
Funny, I weep for him nightly, but in ways you're yet to experience, I'm sure.
chingchangwalla
Just imagine an inbred version John Malkovic who has down syndrome with the hair of Sebastian Bach and you have me
UCanShootMyNova
To both comments...
carthage
Originally posted by AncientPower
Funny, I weep for him nightly, but in ways you're yet to experience, I'm sure.
You probably got him drunk, roofied him, and tied him to the bed. How else would any sane human being copulate with you?
Deronn_solo
Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Bart is disappointed in you.
Bart would be jealous of my pretty face.
DarthAnt66
Can an all-perfect being have jealousy?
carthage
Bart is dead like Bane
AncientPower
You're almost correct, you're wrong however in that it was I who had to get him drunk. He's the most gullible guy on Earth, but I accept all forms of worship.
DarthAnt66
Originally posted by carthage
Bart is dead like Bane
Heresy!
carthage
Wrong. Any sensible human male would be run the opposite direction from you, you're the female version of Shrek
AncientPower
If you're going to troll, at least try a meme that isn't older than your account.
chingchangwalla
So Fiona...?
chingchangwalla
Fiona gets hot by night or day or some shit so I'd go there
carthage
Originally posted by AncientPower
If you're going to troll, at least try a meme that isn't older than your account.
So you admit to being an obese green female that rapes men. Makes total sense. Even Exar Kun fears you.
AncientPower
Coming from the child that spends his time attempting the same thing he did three years ago, this is precious.
carthage
I'd rather be dehumanizing a fiend like you then deliberately typing out ten thousand words and trying to pass it off as a legitimate Star wars text
AncientPower
I expected more from you, even this old, stale, irrelevant, repetitive taint you've become, you really are obsolete.
carthage
How long did it take you to type that mess out? Did you try out to be an author and fail miserably?
AncientPower
So you think stealing from Ant is going to work, do you?
chingchangwalla
Christ you two, take this elsewhere
MythLord
Another thread made just for attention...
Typical, tbh.
carthage
I didn't make this thread ****head
Beniboybling
Nice thread. Cute photos.
MythLord
Originally posted by carthage
I didn't make this thread ****head
I wasn't talking about you, duckhead.
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