Who would you be Wolverine vs Colossus
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golem370
If you could or had to become one or the other, who would you pick?
deathslash
Well Colossus's sister is a *****, his brother is an insane ass, he's the weakest of his siblings, the woman that he loved has moved on, and he's not even one of the strongest bricks in marvel. Wolverine is a Canadian, fights like a retard at least 90% of the time, gets shoved through the meat grinder in almost every fight that he gets in, has a list of enemies that's so long that it could actually wrap around the world twice, and is currently dead. I choose to be myself.
StyleTime
Are we ourselves with their powers, or are we just turning into the characters?
StyleTime
Well, then deathslash is right. I would pick neither.
Colossus has a slight edge though, as Wolverine has way too many people with nothing better to do than try and ruin his life. I'd find a sale on gummi bears only to discover it was a ploy by Mr. X to fight me or some shit.
krisblaze
Shit, I wouldn't want to be either of them.
Wolverine seems like he lives in constant pain. He's like 5 feet of canadian scar tissue...
Colossus is cool and all, but still seems to live a fairly mediocre life... I guess him.
deathslash
Originally posted by StyleTime
Well, then deathslash is right. I would pick neither.
Colossus has a slight edge though, as Wolverine has way too many people with nothing better to do than try and ruin his life. I'd find a sale on gummi bears only to discover it was a ploy by Mr. X to fight me or some shit. remember that time when Logan drove his bike into some razor wires and then sabretooth came out, basically called him a chump and then left on a jetpack? That sort of life would absolutely suck.
Remember how magik basically turns into a demon lord every third issue, Mikhail is an evil overlord, and Piotr is supposed to be destined to destroy a planet? His life blows.
staxamillion
YEESH
Wolverine is my dude but every female he loves gets rekt. at least Piotr doesn't have as much heartbreak to contend with.
it seems like colossus could just take some time to be himself and just paint and be cool if he forgot about the xmen and family.
I honestly believe that Piotr could come out ok with time away to "find themselves" where as wolverine would wallow in a puddle of beer and despair
so colossus
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by TethAdamTheRock
Colossus
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riv6672
Neither. It'd be like death.
golem370
So you want a purple psycho trying to win your love by killing people I didn't know this about you Riv and you want to have a crush on Wade Wilson.
Blue Area Vet
Colossus, just stay in human form and live a quiet life teaching Russian.
-Pr-
Colossus, as i'd get to bang Domino and Kitty Pryde.
golem370
Logan has had his share of bed bunnies
Sin I AM
Originally posted by golem370
If you could or had to become one or the other, who would you pick?
x-23
-Pr-
Originally posted by golem370
Logan has had his share of bed bunnies
True, and while usually chasing around Asian teenagers would be a lot of fun, Colossus' life still appeals more imo.
golem370
But you would be Russian lol
krisblaze
Originally posted by Sin I AM
x-23
Abused for 13 years.
Then you kill your mother.
Then a few years of abuse on the street as a prostitute.
Then you join the x-men killteam and become archangel's ****toy?
Shit, I think Wolverine had it better than her.
-Pr-
Originally posted by golem370
But you would be Russian lol
better than Canadian.
krisblaze
Originally posted by -Pr-
better than Canadian.
You're Irish.
Anything is a step up for you.
-Pr-
Originally posted by krisblaze
You're Irish.
Anything is a step up for you.
Said the Norwegian.
krisblaze
Originally posted by -Pr-
Said the Norwegian.
Bruh
Norway is literally the best place on earth.
I have the genetic heritage of a Viking who cucked half the world.
You have the genetic heritage of a potato we probably raped.
-Pr-
Originally posted by krisblaze
Bruh
Norway is literally the best place on earth.
I have the genetic heritage of a Viking who cucked half the world.
You have the genetic heritage of a potato we probably raped.
Even if that were true, what are you doing with that heritage, exactly?
Doesn't sound like you're doing much of any kind of pillaging.
krisblaze
Originally posted by -Pr-
Even if that were true, what are you doing with that heritage, exactly?
Doesn't sound like you're doing much of any kind of pillaging.
We debate comics during the raiding off-season.
Time honoured tradition.
golem370
Pr do you know Saoirse Ronan?
-Pr-
Originally posted by krisblaze
We debate comics during the raiding off-season.
Time honoured tradition.
Naturally.
Originally posted by golem370
Pr do you know Saoirse Ronan?
If only.
krisblaze
Originally posted by golem370
Pr do you know Saoirse Ronan?
How? How in the world would PR know her?
Ireland's not just five guys sitting around in the same ****ing bog.
golem370
Yes it is a joke both being Irish.
krisblaze
I think Golem is my favourite poster.
golem370
I was watching Brooklyn lastnight
-Pr-
I guarantee you though, I most likely know someone that knows someone that knows her.
Six degrees of separation has nothing on how connected Irish people are.
golem370
Me and Jennifer Lawrence are from Kentucky lol so we are best buddies lol
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