Baywatch (2017)

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Patient_Leech
Not terribly impressed. Doesn't look that funny. Better be a lot more chicks running in slow motion...

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Esau Cairn
Alexandra Daddario.

She played Dwayne's daughter in San Andreas.

Beautiful.
Her eyes are amazing

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Alexandra Daddario.

She played Dwayne's daughter in San Andreas.

Beautiful.
Her eyes are amazing

Best thing this movie has going for it. thumb up

I don't know, the camp factor might make this fun. It clearly isn't taking itself too seriously.

Flyattractor
Yup. Love me some Big Boncey Eyes...

Dreampanther
I'll watch it. Pretty sure it's going to be exactly what it's advertised to be: Mindless entertainment featuring hot bodies.

BruceSkywalker
looks better than the original tv show..


i will see

riv6672
Seems like fun. thumb up

jinXed by JaNx
21 jump street crossover next.

marwash22
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Best thing this movie has going for it. thumb up
Priyanka Chopra.

Surtur
Eh. Baywatch has lost it's appeal. It came out at a time where not everyone had the internet or access to porn, so obviously people would just take whatever they could get whenever it came to women.

But now? So much free porn is available, as well as just easily being able to google dozens of images of an attractive actress. Seeing a chick running in slow motion in a bikini just isn't as tantalizing, especially since you can see way more explicit stuff online for free. Not to mention all the celebrity sex tapes and all the hacked nude photo's of celebs you can find online.

I suppose maybe I'd watch this if it was on tv and I was really bored, but I don't think I'd be shelling out money to watch it.

riv6672
Quite a dissertation on how you spent the evenings masturbating throughout your formative years. laughing

Estacado
Fix't.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Alexandra Daddario.

She played Dwayne's daughter in San Andreas.

Beautiful.
Her boobs are amazing

Also too many hoties in this movies....its impossible not to watch.

Surtur
Originally posted by riv6672
Quite a dissertation on how you spent the evenings masturbating throughout your formative years. laughing

Nah. If I was born 5-10 years earlier it'd probably be true, but as it stands by the time I got to that age I had internet.

riv6672
Well shit, i forgot you're only 13.

TheVaultDweller
Literally the only appealing thing I saw in that trailer was the female eye-candy. I honestly didn't find any of the jokes particularly funny.

Flyattractor
Could see this but it can wait for RedBox

steverules_2
Originally posted by Surtur
Eh. Baywatch has lost it's appeal. It came out at a time where not everyone had the internet or access to porn, so obviously people would just take whatever they could get whenever it came to women.

But now? So much free porn is available, as well as just easily being able to google dozens of images of an attractive actress. Seeing a chick running in slow motion in a bikini just isn't as tantalizing, especially since you can see way more explicit stuff online for free. Not to mention all the celebrity sex tapes and all the hacked nude photo's of celebs you can find online.

I suppose maybe I'd watch this if it was on tv and I was really bored, but I don't think I'd be shelling out money to watch it.

You masturbated to David Hasselhoff?

Zack M
I'll watch this for the Rock. He's pretty funny.

Kazenji
Looks shit

i'm expecting the CHiPs movie to alot better, After reading how they're handling that one.

riv6672
Every movie is shit.

A ChipS movie eh? Lotsa stunt potential, gotta look it up.

Kazenji
Originally posted by riv6672
Every movie is shit.

Slight exaggeration there.

riv6672
I've done the math, based on opinions per thread. stick out tongue

Patient_Leech
Haha... 18% on RT.

That's not unexpected.

Kazenji
There's some new trend at the moment adapting old tv show to movies and filling it up with crass humor.

riv6672
I dont mind the crass humor (Baywatch), i mind these movies not being entertaining (CHiPs).

HulkIsHulk
Looks stupid.

P.S.And as I find Priyanka Chopra physically unappealing, even more negative.stick out tongue

riv6672
I...cant argue with your opinion of her. I mean she's obviously hot, but, i dunno...!

Patient_Leech
I tried to watch this last night. Only made it about 35 minutes in and despite some nice bodies the characters have absolutely no chemistry whatsoever. They are generic cardboard cutouts. There was a lame dance club song montage for every sequence and after a quarter of the film it felt like absolutely nothing had happened (except of course a chubby kid getting his junk stuck in a wood bench because he was turned on by the hot lifeguard -- hilarious, right?). It was turned into a really bad bro-comedy apparently. I didn't even get to David Hasselhoff or Pam Anderson.

So anyway, I couldn't take it. Had to turn it off. This appears to be a total waste of time. It just strokes the egos of Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron. To be fair I don't remember how actually good the original show was, but I remember being somewhat entertained by it as a kid. And this was just not even close to being entertaining.

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