who'd win this boxing match? jake vs lob

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The Nuul
angry jake

http://nancyjrose.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bigstock-Child-with-angry-expression-12160457.jpg

or

angry lob

https://ls1tech.com/forums/attachments/racer-s-lounge/231860d1273715392-show-off-your-animals-angry-dog.jpg


both are bloodlusted



Happy Dance

StiltmanFTW
Jake, easily.

The Nuul
yeah, jake has some good feats under him thumb up

DarkSaint85
I'm torn.

Jake has rage on his side, but LoB is so tiny...

The Nuul
bada, please leave this fun and light thread open thumb up

The Nuul
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I'm torn.

Jake has rage on his side, but LoB is so tiny...

so a tie iyo? a stalemate?

Philosophía
Jake would KO himself by violently slamming his head into the wall in pure rage.

Lob would be shaken at what's unfolding before his eyes.

StiltmanFTW
Jake has feats LoB simply cannot match:

The Nuul
jake is like a young hulk. unleash your anger, jake thumb up

StiltmanFTW
LoB's only change is to call Superdouche League... Pr, abhiman, Phil, Prof and others.

Is that allowed? He used to be their leader not that long ago. House of Smell and all that shit.

DarkSaint85
Lob would shake regardless, the little​ tremble rat.

The Nuul
no outside help, lob has to fight on his own

didn't lob lose all of his BZ's too?

so basically lob has no feats?

StiltmanFTW
He also lost all revolts against Bada and co.

LordofBrooklyn
ALL WHO HAVE DARED TO MOCK ME HAVE 24 HOURS TO APOLOGIZE!!!

OR ELSE!!!

StiltmanFTW
You registered 2 months after me, I know your every appearance.

You CANNOT take Jake. Not even on your best day w/ amps.

And Time has severely depowered you when he took House of Smell from you.

Damborgson
I feel like Jake has a wall in his room filled with with all the names and avatars of the posters who've mocked him. Just waiting for the day he can box them to death.

DarkSaint85
Around each poster's avatar, is a box drawn in red ink, and some have the word 'box?????' written next to it.

deathslash
Originally posted by Damborgson
I feel like Jake has a wall in his room filled with with all the names and avatars of the posters who've mocked him. Just waiting for the day he can box them to death. I feel like Jake was punched by a professional boxer when he was a kid and that's where is anger and obsession with boxing comes from.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You registered 2 months after me, I know your every appearance.

You CANNOT take Jake. Not even on your best day w/ amps.

And Time has severely depowered you when he took House of Smell from you.

NONE KNOW THE TRUE AWESOME POWER OF THE MIGHTY LOB!!!

StiltmanFTW
I KNOW. AND I AIN'T IMPRESSED, LITTLE DOG.

Adam Grimes
Speed combat fts from Jake?

deathslash
Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Speed combat fts from Jake? he once posted a litany of angry insults directed at DS in a single day.

The Nuul
here are some strength feats for world war jake:

http://bcdn.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/bodybuilder7.jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/88/fa/4e/88fa4e70ebaae2741783e0e3f2633cf6.jpg

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Speed combat fts from Jake?

Try PMing him. He's like Quicksilver.

The Nuul
i guess this could be a feat for lob laughing out loud

https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--wiPyvRwb--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1417608806/slides/13-dogs-who-really-love-hump-day_foot-not-in-mouth.gif

Philosophía
laughing out loud

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by The Nuul
i guess this could be a feat for lob laughing out loud

https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--wiPyvRwb--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1417608806/slides/13-dogs-who-really-love-hump-day_foot-not-in-mouth.gif

WHEN TRUMP INVADES CANADA YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO BE ANNIHILATED!!!!

Jake2TheJakenin
Reported.

I'm sick and ****ing tired of being the site's punching bag.

The Nuul
you're winning on the polls, jake rolling on floor laughing

StiltmanFTW
Nice feat for LoB, sure. But I'm still going with Jake.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by Jake2TheJakenin
Reported.

I'm sick and ****ing tired of being the site's punching bag.

Tbf, we all thought you'd love that.

StiltmanFTW
I'd box you to death, DS. Fear my White Fists of Fury.

The Nuul
stilt has been training with jake so he'd totally phuck up DS thumb up

StiltmanFTW
Yes, you're correct. Thanks to Master Jake, I now know how to channel my anger into Class 100+ punches. I could destroy entire Asia if I wanted to. All yellow men would be history.

But you can prevent it from happening, DS. Just lick my feet and suck on my heels. Nobody does it better than you love

Damborgson
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
But you can prevent it from happening, DS. Just lick my feet and suck on my heels. Nobody does it better than you love

http://68.media.tumblr.com/ccae5884f90565e2c1fe8e1f0c9d540f/tumblr_inline_mxikp5z42n1rqq37j.gif

StiltmanFTW
I'm sorry, Damborg, my love. That Asian freak really knows some crazy tongue-techniques...

LordofBrooklyn
YOU PERVERTED, ANIMALS, NEED TO BE PURGED FROM MY FORUM!!!!

emu
Apart from mindsets pre retcon days, this is the most hetero thread kmc has produced.

My faith is restored thumb up

And Jake for flawless victory

Delta1938
Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
YOU PERVERTED, ANIMALS, NEED TO BE PURGED FROM MY FORUM!!!!

So was this foreshadowing?

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
ALL WHO HAVE DARED TO MOCK ME HAVE 24 HOURS TO APOLOGIZE!!!

OR ELSE!!!

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