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On land, who wins?

Heimdall bitchslaps him...

Aquaman stabs him in the eyes then assrapes him.

Heimdall breaks his foot off in Aquaman's ass and Arthur thanks him for it.

Originally posted by deathslash
Heimdall breaks his foot off in Aquaman's ass and Arthur thanks him for it.

Originally posted by deathslash
Heimdall breaks his foot off in Aquaman's ass and Arthur thanks him for it.

but...who comes out ahead in that scenario? heimdall is down a foot but it's gotta be awkward as hell for arthur to continue like that. mmm

Originally posted by deathslash
Heimdall breaks his foot off in Aquaman's ass and Arthur thanks him for it.

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thread winner

Originally posted by leonidas
but...who comes out ahead in that scenario? heimdall is down a foot but it's gotta be awkward as hell for arthur to continue like that. mmm

Jake finds his new passion that replaces boxing. Therefore Jake wins.