Pinocchio (Guillermo del Toro)

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Patient_Leech
I grew up with the cartoon as a child. It's been a ridiculously long time since I saw it, but seems like it could be a cool story for del Toro to tackle..

IMDB

Adam Grimes
It'd be cool if this was Fable's Pinocchio. A man can dream...

Khazra Reborn
I just want Del Toro to make high budget kaiju films for the rest of eternity, I'm not super into his weird fascination with fairy tales.

Lena01
Pinocchio is a cultural icon. As one of the most reimagined characters in children's literature, his story has been adapted into other media.

Adam Grimes
Umm ok?

riv6672
Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Umm ok?
Thats...one to grow on?

OT, i'd likely watch a Pinocchio re-imagining period, just to see it. Del Toro at the helm is cake icing.

Surtur
Originally posted by Lena01
Pinocchio is a cultural icon. As one of the most reimagined characters in children's literature, his story has been adapted into other media.

This seems like something a robot pretending to be human would say.

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Robtard
Disney is hit/miss with the live action remakes, the good ones for me:

Maleficent
The Jungle Book
Beauty and the Beast
Aladdin
The Lion King


I'm looking forward to:

Pinocchio
The Little Mermaid (Mostly to see the fragile males go reeee because Ariel is being played by a Black woman)
Hercules

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Robtard
^

>Claims not to reeee-eee
>Goes reeee-eee anyways

Patient_Leech
Shit, I didn't realize this is animated.

I was apparently under the false impression that del Toro abandoned the project because I saw a live action Zemeckis version coming out too.

But apparently they're just separate projects coming out the same year...

IMDb: : Pinocchio
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4593060/

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Robtard
^

>Claims not to reeee-eee
>Goes reeee-eee anyways

laughing out loud

I don't care for musicals, so that's really the only reason I didn't want to watch Booty and the Beast or Aladdin. I didn't really grow up on those anyway.

Kazenji
Wasn't there a trailer for this for Netflix?

sure was

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riv6672
Originally posted by Robtard
^

>Claims not to reeee-eee
>Goes reeee-eee anyways
^^^You Rob, Rob. laughing

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Patient_Leech

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Patient_Leech
What can I say? cool

jacquelynnorris
What do you think of Pinocchio? I'm going to watch but the reviews are too mixed

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Kazenji
I'm not too fond of musicals myself too, When i watched Aladdin back then..i was glad its over and back to the story.

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Robtard
The Disney Pinnochio was boring, turned it off about 30 mins in.

Still planning to check this one out in Dec.

StiltmanFTW
Mokku of the Oak Tree is the best Pinnochio series of all time.

https://i.ibb.co/Sw6t7VN/Kashinokimokku.jpg

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Robtard
The Disney Pinnochio was boring, turned it off about 30 mins in.

Still planning to check this one out in Dec.

Not worth trying to show the kids?

I showed them the original cartoon a year or so ago and they seemed to enjoy it.

Though they probably don't remember it.

NemeBro
People who dislike musicals are almost always pedophiles tbh.

This looks pretty decent and I love del Toro so I'll probably give it a watch.

Kazenji
Originally posted by Robtard
The Disney Pinnochio was boring, turned it off about 30 mins in.

Been hearing that too

so another flop for Disney with these Live action adaptation

Originally posted by NemeBro
People who dislike musicals are almost always pedophiles tbh.
.

Shit logic, Try again.

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by NemeBro
People who dislike musicals are almost always pedophiles tbh. Originally posted by Kazenji
Shit logic, Try again.

laughing out loud Bingo, Kaz.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Kazenji

Shit logic, Try again.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
laughing out loud Bingo, Kaz.

^ These two have sex with children. thumb up

rudester
Johnathan Taylor Thomas was the best Pinocchio

rudester
Tom Hanks is a bad actor in this

rudester
I gave it a 3/10

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by NemeBro
^ These two have sex with children. thumb up laughing out loud I can't believe they both walked into that, you telegraphed it more than Anthony Joshua throwing a punch.

Kazenji
Originally posted by NemeBro
^ These two have sex with children. thumb up

And you're ****ed up in the head if you seriously think that.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Kazenji
And you're ****ed up in the head if you seriously think that. Pedo. thumb down

Kazenji
See how far your bullshit goes when the mods show up.

NemeBro
The mods can't save you now.

Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Kazenji
See how far your bullshit goes when the mods show up. He's ****ing with you Kaz it's a joke, you're clearly not a paedo mate.

tkitna
Pinocchio "Its not his nose that grows" was a decent flick. It was a porno, but still, not bad.

jaden_2.0
That's a lie.

I can tell.

Uuhhhmmm

Patient_Leech
Originally posted by rudester
Tom Hanks is a bad actor in this

Technically this is the thread for the del Toro version, but yes, I watched the Tom Hanks version with my kids (most of it anyway) and it was mediocre at best. I think using live actors with the CGI was a bad decision. It's very awkward in parts. Should have gone full CGI with voice actors, honestly.

But my kids didn't care, they watched intently, which I was thankful for, haha.. It still has some charm to it at times, but yes, it's mostly bad.

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Kazenji
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
He's ****ing with you Kaz it's a joke, you're clearly not a paedo mate.

Joking about pedo's in general is wrong anyway, So why ****en do it in the first place.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Kazenji
Joking about pedo's in general is wrong anyway, So why ****en do it in the first place. Why ask why?

riv6672
^^^

https://i.ibb.co/7j1sYVJ/15-FD33-C8-C64-B-4-F6-B-888-F-AE234-C7-D08-EA.jpg

Impediment

Patient_Leech

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