-== Fun with CHURCH SIGN Advertising ==-
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Patient_Leech
Post church signs you see. Preferably real ones, but of course whatever's funny is also welcomed.
This is a real sign I took pictures of in the city where I live...
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Patient_Leech
And the other side of the sign...
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MythLord
http://www.catholic.org/files/images/media/14349850734686_700.jpeg
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by MythLord
http://www.catholic.org/files/images/media/14349850734686_700.jpeg
Oh my god.
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-38.jpg
Patient_Leech
Google is filled with a bunch of good ones...
http://www.fullredneck.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/funny-church-signs-6.jpg
LMAO, what does this even mean??...
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-24.jpg
And this one made me laugh for some reason...
http://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/05/joke-on-pastor-af.jpg
MythLord
http://media.beliefnet.com/~/media/photos/newsletters/followingjesus/churchsigns/churchsign_facebook.jpg?as=1&w=600
Also this...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/fd/df/7e/fddf7e3510f8dbbdee7905be4f4fe08d--funny-church-quotes-church-humor.jpg
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
LMAO, what does this even mean??...
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-24.jpg
Okay, but seriously... what does that mean? (Other than the obvious oral sex reference)
Ursumeles
http://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/05/Logic-af.jpg
MythLord
http://d.christianpost.com/full/74082/church-sign-lock.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f1/98/8a/f1988ad6592a335aaa53fcb34cace857--funny-church-signs-church-humor.jpg
Patient_Leech
I wasn't able to take a picture of it, but today I saw one that said...
Who can argue with that wisdom?
And now this...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/15/c9/93/15c993ec4634253be1704eb86946cd00--funny-church-signs-church-humor.jpg
Patient_Leech
This would make a great church sign...
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b4/1d/0a/b41d0a810e19cb5e2cf7303f48e12b8d--really-funny-very-funny.jpg
riv6672
http://pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/4422466010.jpeg
Patient_Leech
https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--d0ZZOosI--/b_rgb:42332c,c_limit,f_jpg,h_400,q_90,w_400/v1466214438/production/designs/550061_1.jpg http://welcometoannville.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/preacher-amc-new-teaser-trailer-2.jpg
Flyattractor
I would be funny and post funny signs that Atheists put up at their meetings but really.... They got Nothing.
Patient_Leech
"In the Beginning Man Created God."
http://www.liturgy.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/billboard-in-the-beginning-man-created-god.jpg
God just hasn't figured out money. He's a homeless beggar who gets to escape taxes apparently...
http://i.imgur.com/dm4Jaq4.jpg
riv6672
https://imghost.io/images/2017/08/29/image.jpg
Patient_Leech
http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/church-mistakes.jpg
Patient_Leech
Yeah, that one makes me hungry. I'm trying to figure out what a "misteak" would look like, lol.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/63/70/14/637014ae422350313d43a9315c85793f--ignorance-events.jpg
riv6672
^^^that is srsly hilarious!
riv6672
https://imghost.io/images/2017/09/04/image81881.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ba/b0/ba/bab0ba8d95edc3400d9221a7ec0a08c7--funny-church-signs-funny-signs.jpg
riv6672
http://teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/3_olivetbaptist.jpg
riv6672
http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/1_churchKill.jpg
Patient_Leech
^ And help they will!
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3c/6a/66/3c6a66e487dd4925f823317e7438ace9--funny-church-quotes-funny-church-signs.jpg
riv6672
http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/7_-images-2.jpg
MythLord
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-38.jpg
Yum... Pastor Thomas sausage.
Also, this masterbation joke:
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-48.jpg
Also, this is kewl:
http://cdn77.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/church-gay.jpg
riv6672
LMFAO at sausage supper!!!
riv6672
http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/46/16/76971ce62f5a78027b536981b1a8629d.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/2b/05/592b057084873febda4e15930a73d539.jpg
riv6672
https://humanityworldorder.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool3_funny-church-signs-13_200907252023435594.jpg
Patient_Leech
Some good ones, folks!
riv6672
Fun thread.
riv6672
https://imghost.io/images/2017/09/13/image.jpg
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/59/2b/05/592b057084873febda4e15930a73d539.jpg
I'm trying to figure out what that was supposed to say. Canal Convention?
riv6672
http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Touching.jpg
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^Annual, maybe?
And someone really can't spell??
riv6672
^^^everyone makes...misteaks!
riv6672
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/a-4-inch-tongue-can-bring-a-6-foot-man-to-his-knees.jpg
riv6672
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wRaPpoHeNGE/Uc61yyhrqOI/AAAAAAAAAMg/ACgnNvcCUOQ/s1600/fake+church+signs.jpg
SamZED
That can't be real.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by SamZED
That can't be real.
Oh, sadly I suspect that they are all real.
Patient_Leech
If I have to explain why that's sad, then I'm afraid the world is beyond hope.
Reason as the enemy? That doesn't disturb you a bit?
SamZED
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
If I have to explain why that's sad, then I'm afraid the world is beyond hope.
Reason as the enemy? That doesn't disturb you a bit?
That's... not what I asked. You don't need to explain why the idea that "reason is the enemy" is sad in general. I'm asking why do you find it sad in this particular case where a church sigh says that "reason is the enemy of faith". In context of organized religion most people would find it hillarious (because it's true and it's weird that they admit it). Hence the question.
Patient_Leech
Uh, yeah. It's dark humor.
But it's still depressing.
Still not sure what you're getting at.
riv6672
I dont like churches.
Not the concept, the actual buildings.
I dont like walking in the front door and winding up in the back of the room.
SamZED
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
Uh, yeah. It's dark humor.
But it's still depressing.
Still not sure what you're getting at.
It pretty much means that in order to remain religious you have to give up reason. I just don't see how it's dark, the fact that churches admit it is just funny to me. But nvrmnd.
riv6672
^^^i'm more with your line of thought on this, depending on the extreme the church takes it to.
Self depreciating humor i'm okay with.
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by SamZED
It pretty much means that in order to remain religious you have to give up reason. I just don't see how it's dark, the fact that churches admit it is just funny to me. But nvrmnd.
Yeah, I get it. It is funny. I guess because I live in the Southern US it's sort of depressing because I see the reality of it on a daily basis. In other words it would be funnier if it wasn't so commonly practiced.
riv6672
http://68.media.tumblr.com/724a2a096514a53e8b837ca04f9b6193/tumblr_nbjmqhJ8yh1qapkmyo1_500.jpg
riv6672
http://www.maurilioamorim.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jesusisprozac.jpg
riv6672
https://memeguy.com/photos/images/the-sanctity-of-your-third-marriage--36600.jpg
Patient_Leech
^
I have something I took a picture of in my hometown. It's too big to upload from my phone, but I'll try to post it sometime shortly.
riv6672
Sweet, the personal touch!
MythLord
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-2.jpg
MythLord
http://dingo.care2.com/pictures/greenliving/uploads/2010/11/funny_church_signs_10.jpg
riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a9/f9/e4/a9f9e4c8b4d21021a4ec7e5c24d74d12--funny-church-signs-funny-signs.jpg
riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c9/b3/11/c9b3114f8f32940da611123a4d77d7f4--funny-church-signs-church-humor.jpg
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c9/b3/11/c9b3114f8f32940da611123a4d77d7f4--funny-church-signs-church-humor.jpg
"Just Come To Church and Give Us Money."
Originally posted by riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a9/f9/e4/a9f9e4c8b4d21021a4ec7e5c24d74d12--funny-church-signs-funny-signs.jpg
riv6672
https://spydersden.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/flippinchurch.jpg
riv6672
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
"Just Come To Church and Give Us Money."
http://slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2014/october/images/Npadxed-600x448.jpg
godemperortrump
These are ****ing great
Patient_Leech
Here's the one I took a picture of in my hometown. It's from a liquor store rather than a church, but I think everyone will find that it's still relevant, heh...
riv6672
I approve.
Of the gin part anyway!
riv6672
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RCO557NKRhg/UiK_GCHmCrI/AAAAAAAAF2I/TmqiS85iS74/s1600/3927794330_a45377d47d_b.jpg
riv6672
http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/5_womens-bible-stud.jpg
Patient_Leech
"Freedom Baptist Church."
Freedom? Really?
riv6672
So freedom ISN'T free!
riv6672
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/08/22/16/4373213D00000578-4813222-image-a-20_1503415758125.jpg
SamZED
Good for them for keeping it relevant.
Patient_Leech
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fc/3b/3c/fc3b3c9e22123ad3f9b4ae980c7b5112--church-sign-sayings-church-quotes.jpg
It's impossible to facepalm hard enough for that...
https://media.giphy.com/media/JUMLTR3dHEGpW/200.gif
Patient_Leech
Double the facepalm on this one...
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/61/16/08/61160814d3b4171448cca9d531093c29--church-signs-the-church.jpg
https://media.giphy.com/media/JUMLTR3dHEGpW/200.gif https://media.giphy.com/media/JUMLTR3dHEGpW/200.gif
Patient_Leech
Hm..
https://cbschicago.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/first_baptist_church_university_park.png
riv6672
Thats a nice/nasty batch!
riv6672
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fb/5a/8b/fb5a8bbb0bd548ed17c131343a0f82d6--funny-signs-forests.jpg
Patient_Leech
^
That can't be real.
riv6672
^^^Man, i hope it is!
riv6672
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/59edd5290134e__700-png.jpg
http://cdn.lifebuzz.com/images/16957/lifebuzz-21b3d44002ad47d19730b700d7ab0db3-limit_2000.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/4a/5a/884a5a29ddacc28bc261b99e6acecbbf--church-sign-sayings-funny-church-signs.jpg
MythLord
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-LPQcDr4v4FQ/WhUV5u0dIGI/AAAAAAAAGwQ/J79BoSnCvSkahDYaNrBsUpNJ0ZhBw3k0wCL0BGAYYCw/h459/2017-11-21.png
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-CQc-2t2rgUg/WhUWQPuaonI/AAAAAAAAGwU/u1nOMASsMVU7HClZiyimUNX7tUNRQJ6lwCL0BGAYYCw/h496/2017-11-21.png
Patient_Leech
Yeah, you can guess how I first read it...
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Emperordmb
Tbh I believe in God and I read it that way first as well.
Patient_Leech
^ Freudian slip.
C'mon, Emp. Let go of God.
riv6672
https://i.imgflip.com/20itzv.jpg
https://i2.wp.com/www.dailyencouragement.net/images/travel/Okay_OK_church_sign_08-05-17.jpg
Patient_Leech
Originally posted by riv6672
https://i.imgflip.com/20itzv.jpg
That's what I do. I often workout on Sunday mornings.
riv6672
For some exercise is like a religion. The body is a temple!
MythLord
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/03/ae/f2/03aef2c31f634b0999de04f124eae407.jpg
DEEP THROATING THE LORD!
riv6672
https://images1.minutemediacdn.com/production/912x516/5a6b5fa052685581cb000027.png
Ursumeles
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/524a02fae4b0b724ccfc750b/t/5536b66fe4b028fed31665d4/1429649029192/
http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/32-hilarious-church-signs-that-will-make-you-laugh-way-more-than-you-should-new-3rd-07.jpg
MythLord
https://cdn7.littlethings.com/app/uploads/2017/03/church-sign-3-850x721.jpg
http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/funny-church-signs-48.jpg
http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/32-hilarious-church-signs-that-will-make-you-laugh-way-more-than-you-should-new-3rd-06.jpg
Patient_Leech
Pretty good one..
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Patient_Leech
Another...
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Patient_Leech
facepalm
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Patient_Leech
Not a church sign, but too good not to share...
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Patient_Leech
And the winner ladies and gentlemen...
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socool8520
^ Lol. That one is pretty good.
Patient_Leech
Hm.. very interesting!
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Patient_Leech
That seems a bit blasphemous... 🤔
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Patient_Leech
Be advised...
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Patient_Leech
Oh yeah, that's hott...
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Patient_Leech
A kind of advertising, just on Skin instead of a sign.
Patient_Leech
Mutually exclusive, no doubt.
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Patient_Leech
Sounds like a party.
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Patient_Leech
A good pay per view match-up...
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Patient_Leech
Okedokie
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Patient_Leech
Oh, my... you better not tease..
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Patient_Leech
It's a reasonable question...
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Robtard
Originally posted by Patient_Leech
It's a reasonable question...
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LoL
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