Badabing vs Hulks anus

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steverules_2
The hulk is on a sexual rampage through NYC. Suddenly badabing shows up, claiming to be able to meet the hulks sexual requirements and make him climax, he undresses and covers himself in baby oil. He throws himself towards the hulks spread open butt cheeks to begin a sexual battle.

Who wins? Can Bada pleasure the hulks rectum reverting him back to Bruce Banner? Or does Hulk accidentally crush Bada between his butt cheeks? Keep in mind that Bada does have an incredibly small penis...and he's also a raptor.

meep-meep
Hulk flexes his glutes and Bada turns into a fine red mist.

steverules_2
I know that's how he'd want to go

Philosophía
Originally posted by steverules_2
he undresses and covers himself in baby oil But that's just Bada on a regular day.

Boring. 2/10 for the effort.

steverules_2
Ah you've rated the effort but here's the thing

https://media.giphy.com/media/lyqfLDqMTFhU4/giphy.gif

Philosophía
Originally posted by steverules_2
Ah you've rated the effort but here's the thing

https://media.giphy.com/media/lyqfLDqMTFhU4/giphy.gif Your gif is the second result for "I don't care gif" on google.

Another 2/10 for the effort/laziness.

You'll fail the semester at this rate.

steverules_2
Second? Came up as the first on mine, I'll have to give your research a 0/10, I may fail the semester but I'll still finish above you

meep-meep
Lmao.

quanchi112
Originally posted by steverules_2
Second? Came up as the first on mine, I'll have to give your research a 0/10, I may fail the semester but I'll still finish above you laughing out loud

Philosophía
Originally posted by steverules_2
I'll finish above you You'll always be the power bottom, honey.

-K-M-
http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d1c3e6d44d80e6587f12086d808ac0e/tumblr_mi93chzb7i1rhwpq0o1_500.gif

StiltmanFTW
Is there prep time? So Bada can buy viagra?

Philosophía
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Bada can buy viagra He already has it as standard equipment.

Badabing
There are several people on the brink of a ban for besmirching my good name! sneer

DarkSaint85
AND NONE OF THEM HAVE POSTED SO FAR!!!

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by meep-meep
Hulk flexes his glutes and Bada turns into a fine red mist.

https://media.giphy.com/media/26tPdn0YICXA3XgSk/giphy.gif

Badabing
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
AND NONE OF THEM HAVE POSTED SO FAR!!! You have a stupid head and a stupid sig! ahuh

CosmicComet
This is pretty much maestro vs hulk's anus.

steverules_2

Philosophía
Originally posted by steverules_2
Guess that'd make you the pussy

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcdgttLKK1qh95r3.gif https://media.tenor.com/images/1c1c9e1fd5f728522ea42bf34ded49b2/tenor.gif

meep-meep
Originally posted by Badabing
There are several people on the brink of a ban for besmirching my good name! sneer

Cmon Bada don't be......butthurt.

Oh snap.

steverules_2
Hulk won't be he butt hurt one that's for sure

Badabing
Say your prayers Keep and Steve.

StiltmanFTW
You're so lucky LoB doesn't see this thread.

meep-meep
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You're so lucky LoB doesn't see this thread.

My thoughts exactly. Or maybe he has seen it and is just too excited to put together a coherent comment.

steverules_2
Originally posted by meep-meep
My thoughts exactly. Or maybe he has seen it and is just too excited to put together a coherent comment.

He's refreshing the page and masturbating every time bada comments

Prof. T.C McAbe
What happened to Bada? the Bada i know would have banned some of the sorry mofos in here without mercy...

meep-meep
I'm totally goofing around. No harm intended. But, if people are getting upset consider this my last post. Apologies if I offended you Bada or anyone else.

Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by meep-meep
I'm totally goofing around. No harm intended. But, if people are getting upset consider this my last post. Apologies if I offended you Bada or anyone else.
To late, justice will be served, you will be banned uhuh

Don't worry. I was also joking. Bada is not the raptor he was once, his reflexes are slow and I don't even want to talk about his mental issues...

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by steverules_2
He's refreshing the page and masturbating every time bada comments

Most likely.

Originally posted by meep-meep
I'm totally goofing around. No harm intended. But, if people are getting upset consider this my last post. Apologies if I offended you Bada or anyone else.

With all due respect, you're a z-lister.

Bada is more likely to ban me for 90+ days for nothing than you for anything. And you haven't even sinned yet.

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This thread has so much greatness unexplored, let it stay.

Badabing
All of you have a ban coming soon. Repent now and you shall be saved.

StiltmanFTW
We're not scared, Bada. Well, maybe meep is.

It's not all that bad to have to use viagra in your age, Bada.

Badabing
My raptor mojo makes me extremely virile. And how did Viagra get into this thread? I will destroy all of you.

StiltmanFTW
C'mon, Bada. Even younger of us need it. You don't need to be ashamed.

It's not always about the machismo. Stress factor, the alcohol poisoning... cut yourself some slack, rapotr.

Badabing
I will not be hoodwinked into proving the validity of my raptor boner you sick freak!

StiltmanFTW
Ban me for 1 week. Please.

But. LoB must suffer as well.

meep-meep
I'm a z lister and will fly under the radar. Apology withdrawn!

The butt jokes shall continue.

StiltmanFTW
You can blame everything on me, just in case.

Hey, Bada. That's some weak ejaculation, Hulk's not gonna feel it.

Rao Kal El
As the ruler of the house of El and the powers I have granted to Bada

He will rip Hulk's ass and have enough virility to rip the asses of the naysayers, worst than Irma will rip through Florida.

Carver will watch in the corner masturbating while Bada dispatches Hulk and stilth.

meep-meep
I was hoping to find the opportunity in this conversation to integrate LOBs love/hate for Bada in an attempt to bait him into hulks b hole, lemmewinks style. I have failed. Apologies to all. The punchline, and more importantly, the lead up to it was never presented. Good day to you all. Cheers.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
rapotr.

Sobriety lv: 0

Badabing
Originally posted by Rao Kal El
As the ruler of the house of El and the powers I have granted to Bada

He will rip Hulk's ass and have enough virility to rip the asses of the naysayers, worst than Irma will rip through Florida.

Carver will watch in the corner masturbating while Bada dispatches Hulk and stilth. laughing out loudOriginally posted by meep-meep
I was hoping to find the opportunity in this conversation to integrate LOBs love/hate for Bada in an attempt to bait him into hulks b hole, lemmewinks style. I have failed. Apologies to all. The punchline, and more importantly, the lead up to it was never presented. Good day to you all. Cheers. Meep, you have failed KMC. sneer

StiltmanFTW
https://68.media.tumblr.com/c7b94eb3087f903daae0b979e525238d/tumblr_inline_oonr2q8Mym1tgg50f_500.gif

LordofBrooklyn
THE SCALEBAG DIES AND INFECTS BANNER IN THE PROCESS WHERE HE SUBSEQUENTLY DIES!!!

P.S. Carver streams the entire perverse escapade!!!!

StiltmanFTW
He has defeated you in front of entire forum dozens of times, you're like some d-lister villain of his.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He has defeated you in front of entire forum dozens of times, you're like some d-lister villain of his.

YOUR FAILING LIVER IS AFFECTING YOUR MEMORY, SWINE!!!

StiltmanFTW
You can ask anyone else, I assure you, they have the same thing to say.

RealityWarper
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You can ask anyone else, I assure you, they have the same thing to say.

Seconded thumb up

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by RealityWarper
Seconded thumb up

SILENCE PEASANT!!

Badabing
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He has defeated you in front of entire forum dozens of times, you're like some d-lister villain of his. LOB is like a hand ninja, or a red shirt from Star Trek TOS.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by Badabing
LOB is like a hand ninja, or a red shirt from Star Trek TOS.

IN A FEW SHORT HOURS YOU WILL BE A RED, SCALY, STAIN, UPON THE ROCKS BENEATH THE ATLANTIC!!!!

Badabing
Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
IN A FEW SHORT HOURS YOU WILL BE A RED, SCALY, STAIN, UPON THE ROCKS BENEATH THE ATLANTIC!!!! I wish you were a red stain on a tampon!

steverules_2
Originally posted by Badabing
I wish you were a red stain on a tampon!

He's a red stain from your butthole

The Nuul

StiltmanFTW
laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

It's #2 result for me. #1 is:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ngry%20hulk%20anus

marwash22
sooooo, as long as a thread massages Bada's ego, it can stay open, no matter how fcking stupid it is?

okay.

meep-meep
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

It's #2 result for me. #1 is:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ngry%20hulk%20anus

sick

BlueFnord
As I sip on some scotch patiently awaiting Irma ,I furiously hit f5 in masturbatory ecstasy .

MADMAN01
Lob needs to be neutered calm him right down

tkitna
Here bada

http://www.epoolshop.com/productimages/productimg/display_magic_lube_green.gif

Badabing
...the hell? sick

steverules_2
Bada uses children's tears as lube, he gathers them a little vile he wears around his neck

StiltmanFTW
#5 result in google now.

Bada will be Internet's most famous moderator.

zopzop

deathslash
Originally posted by zopzop
LOL, 'outsiders' gonna think we a bunch of deviants or freaks. no expression
but.................................................................... aren't we?

StiltmanFTW
Yes, we are.

But we used to be way crazier. Classic Mindset alone was capable of one-shotting half the Internet.

steverules_2
That's cuz he has his MINDSET on it awesome

meep-meep
Hurricanes <Hulks brown eyes. Fact.

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