Hyperion vs thor

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mighty adam
Jane thor vs the hyperion that beat hulk so bad he had to revert back to bruce banner. Pis and cis is off.

carver9
Which Hyperion is that whom beat the Hulk until he reverted back to Banner?

vansonbee
Originally posted by mighty adam
Jane thor vs the hyperion that beat hulk so bad he had to revert back to bruce banner. Pis and cis is off. Was that Hyperion or Sun God?

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by carver9
Which Hyperion is that whom beat the Hulk until he reverted back to Banner?

YOU KNOW WHICH ONE, GAMMITE!!!

mighty adam
Originally posted by vansonbee
Was that Hyperion or Sun God? a few characters have. But can hyperion beat jane back to the kitchen

Genii96
Is she allowed to turn to the storm goddess for help?

ShadowFyre
Seeing as hammer blitzing and storm goddess are go to moves and it's a magic hammer vs. A guy weak to magic this is a downhill battle for hype.

playa1258
Thor wins.

CosmicComet
Hype should win. Too fast.

She is fast enough to melt a scalpel in her hand, but he was stated to react at lightspeed.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Hype should win. Too fast.

She is fast enough to melt a scalpel in her hand, but he was stated to react at lightspeed.

So can Thor. Mjolnir is far more likely to blitz Hyperion and beat the shit out of him than Hyperion can blitz Jane with any success.

carver9
I'm glad Rage is still a Thor fan.

CosmicComet
When was she stated to react at lightspeed?

Her personal speed feat with the scalpel/surgery is good, but not even remotely close to good enough to be lightspeed.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by carver9
I'm glad Rage is still a Thor fan.

...

Why do you think that'd change...?

I believe that even with his dick cut off and his brain lobotomized, he'd still be a thorbag.

Some things we do to ourselves are irreversible.

Rage.Of.Olympus
Originally posted by CosmicComet
When was she stated to react at lightspeed?

Her personal speed feat with the scalpel/surgery is good, but not even remotely close to good enough to be lightspeed.

Literally a few pages after Gladiator covers entire galaxies in the eye blink of a God, she smacks his speedy ass down...and she was fighting equally with the same Gods who blitzed him.

I also don't understand how a statement saying that he thinks at the speed of light or whatever (I don't remember the exact wording) trumps actual multiple combat feats. Including one of the greatest reflex/speed feats I've seen in a long time. She performed open brain surgery, including the initial incision, on dozens of patients and removed an evil tumor (That fights back) with ease.

Damborgson
Originally posted by carver9
I'm glad Rage is still a Thor fan.

The years change us Carver. Some Thor fans have to adapt in different ways.

TethAdamTheRock
Hyperion

ShadowFyre
One omnidirectional lightning blast seals hypes fate. It's his weakness (weakness) and every blow is going to make him weaker.

So does Hulk, Corvus Glaive or anybody that has landed a blow on him now lightspeed?

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Hype should win. Too fast.

She is fast enough to melt a scalpel in her hand, but he was stated to react at lightspeed.
What are his speed feats?

ShadowFyre
Thor has many more combat feats and many more instances of going ftl than hype has. It's not even close

Philosophía
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Literally a few pages after Gladiator covers entire galaxies in the eye blink of a God, she smacks his speedy ass down Did you just start reading comics yesterday, dumbus?

That's not how combat speed feats work. Unless your stupid ass can prove that Gladiator was flying at the same speed he did through empty light-years stretching space, you have no case. Characters smack other characters who can fly at lightspeed+++ in space all the time, it doesn't make them lightspeed.

Originally posted by Damborgson
The years change us Carver. Some Thor fans have to adapt in different ways. thumb up

You're one of those that has evolved.

Some you can pluck from 5 years ago and they are the same.

Rage.Of.Olympus
How do comics with other inconsistencies have anything to do with my point? His argument for Hyperion winning was his speed superiority in a throwaway comment that historically has noticeably influence on how this fight would go compared to the showings Jane has.

Did you just start reading comics dumbass? Aaron has made it clear that Thors speed in combat + reflexes coupled with the seamless flight given by Mjolnir, he can easily replicate the portrayals of super fast flying strongman. It was clear with Gor's fight against Thor that some fools tried to denounce despite it spanning light years and it was clear when Jane performed super fast surgery.

Philosophía
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
How do comics with other inconsistencies have anything to do with my point? His argument for Hyperion winning was his speed superiority in a throwaway comment that historically has noticeably influence on how this fight would go compared to the showings Jane has. Don't try to back down like a little b*tch that you are with "Muh Hyperion"

You said that Jane can react to lightspeed. Prove that point.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
It was clear with Gor's fight against Thor that some fools tried to denounce despite it spanning light years and it was clear when Jane performed super fast surgery. Super-fast surgery is low-mach.

Human Green Lanterns have fought while flying at FTL.

Did you wipe your brain out of anything not Thor-related?

Are you one of those retards where super speed is the same thing, be it low mach or lightspeed?

Rage.Of.Olympus
Are you retarded? His claim to Hyperion reacting to light speed is a throwaway statement. By that logic, Thor surpasses the evidence threshold.

I don't have to prove to you that Thor is faster than light because it's not point to prove it to you.

So what? Aside from the nature of a Green Lantern ring, it doesn't matter as the intent of Jason's Thor is that he has super fast reflexes, in the competitive realm of other super fast bricks. You want to talk about how comics work? Fine, shut up and admit that Aaron's portrayal is not what you'd ideally like but is inconsistent with the majority of history (IYO) and move on.

Philosophía
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
His claim to Hyperion reacting to light speed is a throwaway statement. By that logic, Thor surpasses the evidence threshold.

I don't have to prove to you that Thor is faster than light because it's not point to prove it to you. So you are a little b*tch that can't prove shit. Good.

Rage.Of.Olympus
I don't have to prove anything, it's clear that Aaron considers Thor competitive on a super brick level. You can cry about it all you want.

I could post scans until I'm blue in the face and Thor could knock out the Flash in a race and you'd still argue it's irrelevant.

ShadowFyre
When has Hyperion fought at ftl?

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
When has Hyperion fought at ftl?
thumb up

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
What are his speed feats?

Anyways.... I learned something today. Measurable speed feats only count when it's actually performed and presented in a clear manner. Hmm... Interesting.

Philosophía
I think it's hilarious that Thor fans, in their ever moronic ways, instead of contesting Hyperion's speed, go full retard and say Thor is light speed.

Jane has better speed feats than Hyperion. But nobody brings this up, because Thor fans are incompetent.

carver9
No Herald can combat at light speed. None. That includes Hyperion.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
When has Hyperion fought at ftl?

Never. It's even debatable at lightspeed.

quanchi112
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
How do comics with other inconsistencies have anything to do with my point? His argument for Hyperion winning was his speed superiority in a throwaway comment that historically has noticeably influence on how this fight would go compared to the showings Jane has.

Did you just start reading comics dumbass? Aaron has made it clear that Thors speed in combat + reflexes coupled with the seamless flight given by Mjolnir, he can easily replicate the portrayals of super fast flying strongman. It was clear with Gor's fight against Thor that some fools tried to denounce despite it spanning light years and it was clear when Jane performed super fast surgery. thumb up

celeyhyga17
Somebody needs a Snickers.















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For every hour of the day.

ShadowFyre
I think it's funny that both me and rage contested hypes speed and instead of acknowledging that, you just went straight into meltdown mode and started name-calling like a child.

carver9
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
I think it's funny that both me and rage contested hypes speed and instead of acknowledging that, you just went straight into meltdown mode and started name-calling like a child.

He's good at that. Lonely people are usually the ones that shows the drama they are going through on forums. You probably should ignore it or at least try to help him.

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
I think it's funny that both me and rage contested hypes speed and instead of acknowledging that, you just went straight into meltdown mode and started name-calling like a child.
Pretty sure I did that before u. You're too late the hero.
schmoll


Originally posted by carver9
He's good at that. Lonely people are usually the ones that shows the drama they are going through on forums. You probably should ignore it or at least try to help him.
Lol Shuttup.


Stilt's lonelier.

Philosophía
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
I think it's funny that both me and rage contested hypes speed and instead of acknowledging that, you just went straight into meltdown mode and started name-calling like a child. You asked "So does Hulk, Corvus Glaive or anybody that has landed a blow on him now lightspeed?". That's not contesting that he has lightspeed, that's pointing out slower characters being able to hit him - something that is brought about in every Flash, Superman etc. thread. You tried to argue against PIS, you didn't try to argue the character in the first place having NO showing for being that fast.

The question should have been "show me where Hyperion is anywhere near lightspeed". Because he isn't. Instead you took it for granted, and tried to argue from the position where he already has that level of speed.

Because you, too, are a moron. Sadly. Doubly so, for the fact that I have to explain this to you.

Just to make sure you understand:

Imagine a Batman vs Hulk thread.
Somebody says that Hulk can't beat Batman because he is lightspeed.
Instead of saying "wtf, Batman is lightspeed, show me!", you go "but Batgirl has hit him, is she lightspeed, too?"

Or, you can consult the heavy-belt of low-iq, carver, to see him using these sentences as far as Superman is concerned in a Hulk thread, by bringing up slow bricks being able to tag him.

If Damborg and Psycho Gundam wouldn't be Thor and Hulk fans respectively, the group IQ average would barely be above single digits.

DarkSaint85
Hype-Ron doesn't have the feats. Thor wins this.

carver9
@Philo...

So Superman fans have the highest IQ? Lol

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by carver9
@Philo...

So Superman fans have the highest IQ? Lol

Poster A: 2+2=4
Poster B: DOES THIS MEAN APPLES ARE BLUE???LOLZZZZ

celeyhyga17
Hmm.. Interesting how clear feats are now required.... Interesting indeed.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Hmm.. Interesting how clear feats are now required.... Interesting indeed.

Or feats, full stop.

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Or feats, full stop.
thumb up

Yup. Feats.


Odinson has outraced a lazer. She should be able to do the same.
Or no?
http://imgur.com/H7uEcZk.jpg

ShadowFyre
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
When has Hyperion fought at ftl?

That was my contesting his feats.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I don't have to prove anything,.

laughing out loud

Rage at his best.

RealityWarper
IIRC Hyperion is vulnerable to magic ^^

carver9
My drone was on time. Got him trained to post right after me in every thread. Here's your treat...

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DarkSaint85
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
thumb up

Yup. Feats.


Odinson has outraced a lazer. She should be able to do the same.
Or no?
http://imgur.com/H7uEcZk.jpg

Doesn't really matter what Odinson did.

Mjolnir is Mjolnir. Moreover, it doesn't rely on Thor giving commands.

So you'll need to match Mjolnirs feats, then surpass them, in order to give Hype a chance.

@Carver:


Poster A: 2+2=4
Poster B: DOES THIS MEAN APPLES ARE BLUE???LOLZZZZ
Poster C: That's not what he was sayi-
Poster B: LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M SO FUNNY!!!!

You DO know that because everyone else can actually read both sides of the conversation, it just makes you look like more of an idiot, right?

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Doesn't really matter what Odinson did.
Uh huh... My sentiments exactly. thumb up


Originally posted by DarkSaint85

Mjolnir is Mjolnir. Moreover, it doesn't rely on Thor giving commands.

So you'll need to match Mjolnirs feats, then surpass them, in order to give Hype a chance.

Not following here. Can u give it to me in "even more" layman's terms? Cause you know... Thor fans are "retarded".

RealityWarper
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Doesn't really matter what Odinson did.

Mjolnir is Mjolnir. Moreover, it doesn't rely on Thor giving commands.

So you'll need to match Mjolnirs feats, then surpass them, in order to give Hype a chance.

@Carver:


Poster A: 2+2=4
Poster B: DOES THIS MEAN APPLES ARE BLUE???LOLZZZZ
Poster C: That's not what he was sayi-
Poster B: LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M SO FUNNY!!!!

You DO know that because everyone else can actually read both sides of the conversation, it just makes you look like more of an idiot, right?

Darksaint, I have one question if you allow me to.

-K-M-
Reading this thread has made me so thirsty as it's so salty

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DarkSaint85
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Uh huh... My sentiments exactly. thumb up



Not following here. Can u give it to me in "even more" layman's terms? Cause you know... Thor fans are "retarded".

Never said Thor fans are retarded - you must have me confused with someone else.

In fact, I believe I'm the one here who has gone on record and said Thor was as strong as Superman.

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Never said Thor fans are retarded - you must have me confused with someone else.

In fact, I believe I'm the one here who has gone on record and said Thor was as strong as Superman.
Oh not u. I can't even recall one time uve used that term. U brits are very cordial.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by RealityWarper
Darksaint, I have one question if you allow me to.

Lol shoot.

-K-M-
When he's done I have a question too DarkSaint

RealityWarper
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lol shoot.

Who are Thor and Hyperion ? embarrasmentooooooo


(lel jk :lol)

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by -K-M-
When he's done I have a question too DarkSaint

If the question is:

tb2Ct3yyB4g

I'll save you the effort: Potato.

-K-M-
Thank you for taking the time to respond to my question. Potato was the answer

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by -K-M-
Thank you for taking the time to respond to my question. Potato was the answer

thumb up anytime, my third fav Canadian.

Philosophía
http://i64.tinypic.com/280l6p5.jpg

Muh lightspeed

-K-M-
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
thumb up anytime, my third fav Canadian.

I have moved up????

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Badabing
Everybody needs to stop the idiocy in this thread.

Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by Badabing
Everybody needs to stop the idiocy in this thread.
Hallo good sir, you why have you summoned me?

-K-M-
You are summoned by idiocy?

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
thumb up anytime, my third fav Canadian.
Oh sure u answer their replies...

Originally posted by -K-M-
You are summoned by idiocy?
laughing

Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by -K-M-
You are summoned by idiocy?

And there I though my intention was quite obvious... canadians...

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Oh not u. I can't even recall one time uve used that term. U brits are very cordial.

I am indeed.

There, happy now????

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I am indeed.

There, happy now????
Uhhhgghh. No maaan.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17

Not following here. Can u give it to me in "even more" layman's terms?

quanchi112
Originally posted by -K-M-
You are summoned by idiocy? laughing out loud

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Uhhhgghh. No maaan.
Ah.

So Mjolnir can do everything that it has been shown in the past to do. With the retcon of it being sentient, and us seeing how it likes Jane and flies for her like it never did for Odinson......it should be able to fly out of the gate at FTL speeds and blitz Hype without Jane even realising who she's fighting.

Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by -K-M-
You are summoned by idiocy?

Yes, again, Quan posted and I was summoned to post. Hope you get it now. ^^

-K-M-
Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe
Yes, again, Quan posted and I was summoned to post. Hope you get it now. ^^

You replied to the same post twice

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Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by -K-M-
You replied to the same post twice

https://media.tenor.co/images/b61dc373fd80dc1f1516b12d4c240434/raw

You are from canada, one has to repeat things in order for you people to "get it". Got it?

quanchi112
Originally posted by -K-M-
You replied to the same post twice

https://media.tenor.co/images/b61dc373fd80dc1f1516b12d4c240434/raw laughing out loud

Poor guy.

Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by quanchi112
laughing out loud

Poor guy.
Originally posted by -K-M-
You replied to the same post twice

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quanchi112
Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe



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Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by quanchi112
https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-29-2015/W5LkSX.gif
Originally posted by -K-M-
You replied to the same post twice

https://media.tenor.co/images/b61dc373fd80dc1f1516b12d4c240434/raw

quanchi112
Originally posted by Prof. T.C McAbe


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8swords
finding it hard to believe hype would react to mjolnir after this showing
http://readcomicbooksonline.net/reader/mangas/Hyperion%202016/Hyperion%202016%20Issue%20004/orglaid-07-008.jpg
http://readcomicbooksonline.net/reader/mangas/Hyperion%202016/Hyperion%202016%20Issue%20004/orglaid-07-013.jpg

though this was a nice HF feat i guess
http://readcomicbooksonline.net/reader/mangas/Hyperion%202016/Hyperion%202016%20Issue%20004/orglaid-07-018.jpg

Sin I AM
Originally posted by 8swords
finding it hard to believe hype would react to mjolnir after this showing
http://readcomicbooksonline.net/reader/mangas/Hyperion%202016/Hyperion%202016%20Issue%20004/orglaid-07-008.jpg
http://readcomicbooksonline.net/reader/mangas/Hyperion%202016/Hyperion%202016%20Issue%20004/orglaid-07-013.jpg

though this was a nice HF feat i guess
http://readcomicbooksonline.net/reader/mangas/Hyperion%202016/Hyperion%202016%20Issue%20004/orglaid-07-018.jpg

You should post more.


Originally posted by quanchi112
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😂😂😂😂

dmills
This thread brings back the good ole days lol. Never change rage and Phil 😂

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