If you had the powers of your favorite character, how would you spend Christmas eve?

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Dareangel
How???

SithLantern93
It would be as is if the ''Emperor Joker'' was written by H.P Lovecraft. So you can guess the character...

Flyattractor
Spend it the same way I spend every day.

Surtur
Originally posted by Dareangel
How???

I'd spend it making sure you all wake up on Christmas morning with a brand new dictator to worship. Imagine it: if people are willing to worship gods that are make believe...when a real godlike being shows up they will be begging to worship such a being.

The silver lining would be that Trump wouldn't seem so bad anymore. Plus no more communism or socialism anymore. So I'd be Making Earth Great Again.

#MEGA

Dareangel
Originally posted by Flyattractor
Spend it the same way I spend every day.

damn thats deep son. you mean no matter what your powers are, you are going to be in your home with your beloved family and smile to the fact you spend another year, another night with them.

riv6672
Riding around in The Bug, watching TV, good naturedly screwing with random ppl.

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Surtur
Originally posted by Dareangel
damn thats deep son. you mean no matter what your powers are, you are going to be in your home with your beloved family and smile to the fact you spend another year, another night with them.

I assumed he meant it more in a sort of "Pinky and the Brain" type way.

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Dareangel
Damn. and here i got all emotional

Vanguard
Originally posted by Surtur
I'd spend it making sure you all wake up on Christmas morning with a brand new dictator to worship. Imagine it: if people are willing to worship gods that are make believe....


And heeeeere we go......

Can we answer the question WITHOUT an agenda?

beatboks
Hmmm

With the powers of Dr Fate I would use it the same way Inza Nelson did. Decontruct bad shit and use that energy to build good shit and turn anyone in power undeserving into knewts as she did the US Congress.

Power of alan scot id probably make sure food and wealth was evenly disributed and make a paradise much like he created on tje moon as a place to control all magic forces.

Hellstroms ppwer id sense out all the evil souls and gice them their jusr deserts now with my soulfire.

With Dark Nebula's power I'd TP sense out the good souls and use my darkfire to elevate them to the next level of being while destroying those who arent. Sorta what he did to the planet calie (except he elevated all of them while destroying the planet so they no longer jad to worry about insuficient resources)

That covers all four of the characters who've ever filled my top fav spot.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Dareangel
damn thats deep son. you mean no matter what your powers are, you are going to be in your home with your beloved family and smile to the fact you spend another year, another night with them.

mmmYeah. Pretty much. I aint going to go out and Intentionally Look for Drama! If the World don't mess with me. I wont MESS it Over.

Mindset
Masturbate

Bentley
Originally posted by Mindset
Masturbate

Best answer so far.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Mindset
Masturbate

So same thing you do every night then....

Mindset
Originally posted by Flyattractor
So same thing you do every night then.... Yes, I'm already a superhero.

Flyattractor
Originally posted by Mindset
Yes, I'm already a superhero.

Albeit a somewhat sticky and pale one?

Surtur
Originally posted by Vanguard
And heeeeere we go......

Can we answer the question WITHOUT an agenda?

Lol bro, if I get the powers of Superman I definitely have an agenda.

LordofBrooklyn
I'd transform the landscape to end poverty and famine.

I'd remove all nuclear and ICBM from the planet.

I would make a public statement threatening anyone who dares to disturb the peace Ive established.

I WOULD EXECUTE THE SCALED WRETCH BADABING PUBLICLY TO END THE EVENING!!!

cdtm
Originally posted by Dareangel
How???

I'd use super speed to make enough craft beer to kill a thousand Stilt's.

Then I'd expose myself to red solar radiation and go to town.



..or wait, isn't Iron Fist my favorite?

Yeah, I'd do something something chi beer.

Surtur
This about this though, if you choose Wally West you're more or less fast enough to steal a dollar bill from every person in the USA before they react.

300 million people, chances are a decent amount got a dolla dolla bill yall.

cdtm
Originally posted by Surtur
This about this though, if you choose Wally West you're more or less fast enough to steal a dollar bill from every person in the USA before they react.

300 million people, chances are a decent amount got a dolla dolla bill yall.

But then you can't ever get drunk.

Deal breaker.

Surtur
Originally posted by cdtm
But then you can't ever get drunk.

Deal breaker.

That seems like a challenge. Down every bottle of vodka in the USA within moments.

You could drink booze then run back in time a second before it and drink it again.

zopzop
I'd use Kubik's power to eliminate cancer and birth defects.

cdtm
Originally posted by zopzop
I'd use Kubik's power to eliminate cancer and birth defects.

Yeah, you could create a utopia.

But I don't think Beyonders can get drunk.

Sorry, everybody else.

Surtur
Originally posted by cdtm
Yeah, you could create a utopia.

But I don't think Beyonders can get drunk.

Sorry, everybody else.

Lol but if they can warp reality why not make it so they can get super duper wasted?

riv6672
Originally posted by cdtm
...But then you can't ever get drunk.
Originally posted by cdtm
...But I don't think Beyonders can get drunk.

^^^you may as well just cut out the middle man, brother!

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Mindship
Surfer? Why radiating pacifism ofc.

Flyattractor
This could make for a fun X-Mas Eve.

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