Thor Vs Superman
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riv6672
Going by best artist rendition.
Who's more handsome? Who has the better body?
MrMind
https://i.imgur.com/QONVIyz.gif
riv6672
Cant decide, huh?
I knew this would be difficult.
DarkSaint85
Why not both???
MrMind
why not both
yes, homo
riv6672
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Why not both???
Each has their own great qualities.
Golden locks/spit curl
Classic Nordic features/chiseled Kryptonian cheekbones
Big ol' hammer/nice tight S
Piercing blue eyes/piercing blue eyes
RealityWarper
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the mother land
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
Bentley
Slight edge to Thor after a good fight.
riv6672
^^^on the catwalk.
Thor -is- the taller, bigger taller hottie.
riv6672
Maybe we can facor in who has the best live interests, too.
Thor has Jane, Sif, Enchantress, Lorelei, Valkyrie...
Supes has Lois, lana, Batman, WW, Maxima...
Damborgson
Thor is more handsome and ill engage in a 20page flame war to prove it.
MrMind
https://media1.tenor.com/images/7892298d1f3d3635f3c545c9cac76a03/tenor.gif
riv6672
^^^wise words from Mickey Rourke.
Originally posted by Damborgson
Thor is more handsome and ill engage in a 20page flame war to prove it.
And i appreciate that!
ghostman
superman has his own meme about how handsome he is LOL
now thor on the other hand........
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5d/8e/d6/5d8ed631ae7672981d66b1e889ba4447.jpg
http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/scust.png
looks like that thing from iceage LOL
Rage.Of.Olympus
This nigga actually posted a scan. Smh.
Superman's a cuck. He loses by default.
StiltmanFTW
https://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/miscellaneous/SM_1_prev2_02.jpg
Damborgson
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
This nigga actually posted a scan. Smh.
Superman's a cuck. He loses by default.
Hold my beer.
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https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/308/2560882-demoralized.jpg
Superman looks like the kind of kid who tells his mom to make you give him the X-box controller.
StiltmanFTW
Superman vs. Helspont, best thing that ever happened in DC comics.
ghostman
Originally posted by Damborgson
Hold my beer.
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https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/308/2560882-demoralized.jpg
Superman looks like the kind of kid who tells his mom to make you give him the X-box controller.
http://comiccoverage.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/15/thor_2.jpg
ghostman
Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
This nigga actually posted a scan. Smh.
Superman's a cuck. He loses by default.
thor is ugly as **** he loses by default
Damborgson
https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/the-flash-stands-up-to-superman-injustice-gods-among-us-3.png
ghostman
Originally posted by Damborgson
https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/the-flash-stands-up-to-superman-injustice-gods-among-us-3.png
LOL boy you're scrambling and scraping, that is still 100x more handsome than that garbage i posted.
Damborgson
Bruh, I don't when you thought that Clark pushing out a kidney stone was attractive, but step up:
https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/media/comics/previews/1859868-3363.jpg
riv6672
Originally posted by Damborgson
Hold my beer.
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https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/0/308/2560882-demoralized.jpg
Superman looks like the kind of kid who tells his mom to make you give him the X-box controller.
WTF? His spit curl turned into some emo millennial coif? LOSER!

ghostman
Originally posted by Damborgson
Bruh, I don't when you thought that Clark pushing out a kidney stone was attractive, but step up:
https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/media/comics/previews/1859868-3363.jpg
mmmmm shes fine as hell! always loved jane thor
MrMind
Originally posted by ghostman
http://comiccoverage.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/15/thor_2.jpg
it's call doing too much steroids, the neanderthal is strong within this one
-Pr-
There's nothing you lot won't argue about, is there.
riv6672
Originally posted by -Pr-
There's nothing you lot won't argue about, is there.
My fault.
I wanted to see what a popular thread felt like.

StiltmanFTW
https://s32.postimg.org/htnqrr8lh/1251669.jpg
riv6672
Originally posted by ghostman
http://comiccoverage.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/15/thor_2.jpg
Okay yeah thats pretty awful!
How is Supes -looking at porn masturbation face- in any way an homage to Christopher Reeve?!?
http://crazypencil.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tumblr_l0k575qATa1qzla78o1_500.jpg
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://s32.postimg.org/htnqrr8lh/1251669.jpg
Well thats just FURIOUSLY masturbating right there.

Mindship
Mullet Superman ftw.
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--XwvzU3Ye--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/18d7p7hk9thrkjpg.jpg
riv6672
^^^if you crop WW out of that pic...its -still- a WW cover!

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^if you crop WW out of that pic...its -still- a WW cover!
I was about to say that

ShadowFyre
Originally posted by ghostman
http://comiccoverage.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/15/thor_2.jpg [/QUOTE
Da fuq
celeyhyga17
What phaggotry is this?
Mindship
Originally posted by riv6672
^^^if you crop WW out of that pic...its -still- a WW cover!

I do believe, sir, that in your OP, you do not state that the pic of Supes has to be from a specific source.
Besides, Diana put him center stage on her cover for a reason.
Mullet Power.
riv6672
^^^and that, ladies & gents, is an example of both poor reading comprehension, and a joke going up, up, and away over someone's head.
StiltmanFTW
Mindship... facepalm
Mindship
uh-oh. I'm in trouble. What did I miss?
DarkSaint85
The point

cdtm
Originally posted by Mindship
uh-oh. I'm in trouble. What did I miss?
Read the posts above your last one.
Think about it.
Think about what Stilt thinks of Superman.
Damborgson
Originally posted by Mindship
uh-oh. I'm in trouble. What did I miss?
Shhh....it'll be over soon.
Mindship
Forgive the extra density of my cranium today, but is it because of the Mullet? Womanly hair?
DarkSaint85
Theres a good Thor pic out there, where he's just a triangle face...was in the ownage thread a few weeks ago.
riv6672
Originally posted by Mindship
uh-oh. I'm in trouble. What did I miss?
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
The point

panthergod
http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx281/panthergodII/RIV6672%20-%20faggotconfession_zps4kreqtyx.png
MrMind
Originally posted by panthergod
http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx281/panthergodII/RIV6672%20-%20faggotconfession_zps4kreqtyx.png
strong everything
Digi
This is my new favorite thread.
Thor seems to have higher highs and lower lows. Just like power levels.
*drops a smoke bomb and peaces the hell out*
quanchi112
Originally posted by panthergod
http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx281/panthergodII/RIV6672%20-%20faggotconfession_zps4kreqtyx.png This can't be real.
riv6672
^^^y'all come now, y'hear?

panthergod
Originally posted by quanchi112
This can't be real.
http://i764.photobucket.com/albums/xx281/panthergodII/RIV6672%20-%20faggotconfession2_zps54noalcp.png
quanchi112
Riv is such a degenerate.
StiltmanFTW
That's from herochat?
riv6672
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
That's from herochat?
Yeah.
I guess MrMind knows i have PG on ignore (as i dont post with racists), and wanted me to see it, so i'd know PG has been obsessively screen capping my posts since at least 2015, on two message boards.

riv6672
Just to stay on topic, i'd put this one on par with flat face Thor:
https://i.imgflip.com/23g00b.jpg
His neck's as large as his skull, his nose is squooshed, and he has no lips.
And i guess he saw Lois pooping.
And -this-...this has to get an honorable mention.
What in the **** is going on here?!?
https://i.imgflip.com/23g04i.jpg
panthergod
Originally posted by riv6672
Yeah.
I guess MrMind knows i have PG on ignore (as i dont post with racists), and wanted me to see it, so i'd know PG has been obsessively screen capping my posts since at least 2015, on two message boards.
You call other black people monkeys for butter biscuit approval from the racist white men you *literally* worship. You're a self loathing house servant Uncle Ruckus/Stephen from DJango-esque sellout and your self exposure was EXTREMELY amusing to me, as it explains so much about your pathetic broken self image. You're a clown, nothing more.
riv6672
Imma go out on a limb and guess if i click on your post, there's gonna be something reportable there.
Damborgson
Wtf

StiltmanFTW
I love this place.
riv6672
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I love this place.

DarkSaint85
Lol. So what if he likes dudes?
-Pr-
Any further homophobia in this thread will lead to warnings and or bannings, depending on Bada's mood.
riv6672
90s handsome...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CsAhR-MTFr4/UFbRFds-cUI/AAAAAAAAK34/RNxcIGQQyRQ/s1600/worldengine0.jpg
90s macho...
http://www.poeghostal.com/images/supe_nuts.jpg
Mindship
Originally posted by riv6672
http://www.poeghostal.com/images/supe_nuts.jpg So I was right. Mullet rules (especially when male chests could still be hairy).
riv6672
Chests can -still- be hairy. People just know better now.
LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by -Pr-
Any further homophobia in this thread will lead to warnings and or bannings, depending on Bada's mood.
Panthergod fears homosexuals?
panthergod
😂😂
Of course the racism I've seen on this board is fine though.
MrMind
who got a bigger cock
thor or superman

Damborgson
Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Panthergod fears homosexuals?
He doesn't fear them, he fears they'll show him what he's destined to be.
riv6672
Originally posted by MrMind
who got a bigger cock
thor or superman
Superman's an alien, so he may not have genitalia as we know it. Like Jack Hawksmoor, who received various alien enhancements, to include genitalia thats been described as off putting TBK. Its still been shown to be compatible though, so Superman should be okay.
Damborgson
In the comics his nature is divine. He's a deity, not a filthy alien.
riv6672
Thor -is- pretty divine, yeah.
-Pr-
Originally posted by riv6672
Superman's an alien, so he may not have genitalia as we know it. Like Jack Hawksmoor, who received various alien enhancements, to include genitalia thats been described as off putting TBK. Its still been shown to be compatible though, so Superman should be okay.
Superman and Lois have a son now, so unless DC is lying to us, they made it the old-fashioned way. Or I missed something.
riv6672
^^^Well i did say Superman should be okay.

Mindship
Originally posted by -Pr-
Superman and Lois have a son now, so unless DC is lying to us, they made it the old-fashioned way. Or I missed something. Kal must've solved his Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex predicament.
SquallX
Originally posted by Mindship
Kal must've solved his Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex issue.
How though?
The ***** should have died from the friction alone, les of all the release.
Mindship
Originally posted by SquallX
How though?
The ***** should have died from the friction alone, les of all the release. Maybe he asked Batman for help. Batman-with-prep solves virtually everything.
h1a8
Red solar radiation before sex. Come on guys, think!
MrMind
https://i.imgur.com/3HhgOmu.jpg
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7kocx1W3A1rnvwt1.gif
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/104665/2565817-thor_is_not_amused.jpg
StiltmanFTW
Remember Thor wetting his pants after Hyde drew his handgun...?
MrMind
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Remember Thor wetting his pants after Hyde drew his handgun...?
check out the ownage discussion thread, Odin got killed by random elf

StiltmanFTW
I saw.
I don't even feel ready to comment on that one yet
Is it final? He's really dead? Dead-dead? That's how the new event starts or what?
MrMind
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I saw.
I don't even feel ready to comment on that one yet
Is it final? He's really dead? Dead-dead? That's how the new event starts or what?
It's a Preview so dunno yet, dead or not still hilarious to see Odin gets stabbed like that
I guess Aaron knows how to make an entrance, starting War of Realms with a bang
StiltmanFTW
I've been telling people for years that all those "gods" (assguardians in particular) are f*cking pussies.
If this won't make them open their eyes, nothing will.
NemeBro
Have you finally realized that you hate Thor more than you hate Superman Stilt?

StiltmanFTW
Probably.
Thor is a lovable character these days, though.
Getting pegged by She-Hulk who stopped indentifying herself as "she" is the best thing that has ever happened to the character.
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