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what are the worst one-sided beat-downs in comics?

name them by the tiers the characters are in... herald, trans, meta,street etc...


my personal favorite is hulk vs Zeus.

Superboy Prime vs everybody in Infinite Crisis
Superman vs Elite in Action Comics
Superman vs CSA in Trinity
Superboy vs Teen Titans
Bizarro vs Wonder Woman
Doomsday vs Justice League
Bane vs Batman
Quicksilver vs Mr. X
Spiderman vs Kingpin in Back in Black
Thor vs Iron Man in JMS run when Thor returned
Dr. Light vs Sue Dibny
Iron Man vs Cap first fight in Civil War

Fights from Invincible are low hanging fruits.

This.

Lobo beating the hell out of superman.

"Oh look, a thread that isn't about Superman or Hu..."

Parker whooping the God outta Fisk and threatening his life during OMD was about the only good thing to come from that arc.

Conversely, Fisk ruining Parker in the early days on several occasions were always among my favorites. I'm on my phone, but that one where he smashes the table over Spidey is amazing.

Hulk vs zeus

DSentry beating Thor

Hulk VS A Giant Snake

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Hulk beating Daredevil to within an inch of his life. DD kept him from rampaging through NYC, though.
Next ep. was DD hospitalized from the injuries.

The Champion putting the boots to the Thing

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Thanos stomping Surfer

Originally posted by tkitna
The Champion putting the boots to the Thing

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Classic.

Invincible vs. Conquest.
Thragg vs. anyone.

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First Thor gets beat on pretty good and then this.

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Hulk getting stomped with complete and utter ease by Zeus.

Sentry vs Ares
Superboy Prime vs Everybody or all the alternative

bump

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW


But... Combat speed.

Why are so many users on these versus boards such **** ups? I don't get it.

Found this under "beatdown" in Mirriam-Webster.

Originally posted by abhilegend
War Thor vs Mangog.

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Originally posted by abhilegend
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Postimg fails to work half of the time these days.

Originally posted by Enzeru
Why are so many users on these versus boards such **** ups? I don't get it.



Think of the mentality involved in such debates, then extrapolate that to the type of people who would be passionate about it. Exceptions abound, of course, but in many ways it's a nerdier version of the WWE, with ego-driven hubris overshadowing inherently subjective comparisons and stories that were never meant to settle "who's best," and would in fact lose viewership if such distinctions ever become clear-cut. Think of the week-to-week bumps or knocks characters take in the public eye (in the Ownage thread, for example), and the fans who revel in the feats, then compare it to the momentary euphoria of a wrestler winning one of the belts before inevitably eventually losing it. Hell, we even had a "belt" system for the tiers over in the BZ forum for a while, where challenges for belts could be made. Exact same principle.

But - also like the WWE - it's often just fun, and has the anonymity of the internet. So it's funny to just **** around, or say things you don't mean, or clamor to the top of whatever hill your favorite is on, then trying to cling desperately to the top against detractors. Or stubbornly chill at the bottom with put-upon characters.

Anyway, on topic, Doomsday in DoS before the Superman fight has already been mentioned, but that one punch that sends Supergirl into gelatinous putty was always my favorite "holy sh*t!!" moment from it.

Trump should hire Digi to build his wall cuz he sure makes'em YUUUUGE.

Originally posted by Enzeru
Why are so many users on these versus boards such **** ups? I don't get it. Fictional characters are no joke

I'll tag-team you with Mindset if you don't behave. Show you the difference.