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Assalamualaikum my brothers and sisters, I am here to serve my God Allah Azawajal and my beloved Prophet Muhammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam by inviting everyone to the deen of Allah the Almighty and his beautiful Religion. This is an online form of da'wah that I will be giving, and Insha'Allah, all of the false allegations that are hurled by disbelievers will be debunked. Let me start my dawah by giving 5 reasons why the Glorious Qur'an is the word of God:

1) The Qu'ran is impossible to imitate; it so beautifully written because it directly came from Allah, no disbeliever can even hope to imitate it. Surah 2:23 and Surah 10:38 even mentions this and challenges disbelievers to imitate it by writing an entire chapter that has the exact likeness of the Holy Qu'ran. Can any non-Muslim do that?

2) The Qu'ran has been perfectly preserved. Unlike the Bible which has been modified and tampered with over time by the Rabbis and Priests (May Allah curse them), the Holy Qur'an has not gone through any changes whatsoever. Not a single change has occurred the slightest, whether it be an individual word, punctuation mark, diacritical mark or so on. The Qur'an that we have today is exactly the same as it was during the time of the Prophet. There are many different versions of the Bible in the world, but there is only 1 Qur'an. Masha'Allah.

3) The Qur'an has so many scientific miracles and insights that no-one could've thought of 1400 years ago. Surah 21:30 talks about the Big Bang, Surah 51:47 talks about how the universe is expanding over time, Surah 16:68-69 predicts that worker bees are female. All of these scientific insights were mentioned in a Holy Book that was only confirmed by Scientific studies centuries later.

4) The Qur'an honours women. In spite of all the false allegations made by the non-Muslims, women are highly respected by the Qur'an. Surah 4:19 commands Muslim men to treat their wives with love, and Surah 16:97 affirms the equality of men and women.

5) The Qur'an tells the truth about Jesus. Jesus Christ PBUH was nothing more than a mere man, a mere Prophet of Allah, who preached the oneness of Allah known as Tawhid. But all of Jesus Christ's teachings and works were corrupted by the false Apostle Paul and the Council of Nicea, and as a result, Jesus was glorified and turned into a God. Many Muslims missionaries try telling Christians that Jesus never claimed to be God in the Christian Bible, but this is where I differ with my Muslim brothers on giving dawah to Christians. Even Ahmed Deedat and Zakir Naik fell into this trap, and many Muslims are using the same approach when arguing with Christians (May Allah guide these Muslims into refraining from using such faulty and cheap tactics). Although I do not believe the Bible to be authoritative and accurate, The Bible clearly depicts Jesus as being far more than just being a Human Prophet, especially the Gospel of John, which goes out of its way to transform Jesus into a God. Even the Synoptic Gospels don't do Jesus any justice either. I urge every Muslim who's reading this to not read the Gospels because they may corrupt your iman. Wallahi, I will never read those corrupted books ever again. Jesus is not God, or the son of God, he did not die by crucifixion for anyone's sins, nor did he ever rise from the dead. All of those beliefs are a bunch of pagan fabrications that were invented by Paul and the Council of Nicea.

I hope this will convince everyone on this forum to consider Islam.

nice man, im considering islam heavily and this is pretty convincing, however, i am a zoophile, is that allowed in islam?

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Originally posted by MoT-MoT
nice man, im considering islam heavily and this is pretty convincing, however, i am a zoophile, is that allowed in islam?

Astagfirullah, that is absolutely haram. Being sexually attracted to animals is a highly disturbing desire, it is not permissible for a Muslim to entertain such thoughts, let alone commit such vile acts of sexual intercourse. Abdullah Ibn Abbas once narrated a statement from the Prophet himself on this topic:

but i thought muslims ****ed goats all the time

Originally posted by MythLord
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Why did you feel the need to commit self harm and take a video of yourself doing it?

Originally posted by MoT-MoT
but i thought muslims ****ed goats all the time

Where are you getting all of these lies from?

Originally posted by MythLord
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I'm out of here. Can't stand reading this garbage again.

Originally posted by YousufKhan1212
I'm out of here. Can't stand reading this garbage again.

Let me guess, you are a Hindu?

Originally posted by MuslimForLife
Let me guess, you are a Hindu?

Nope.

So what's the challenge? To write something that reads exactly like the Qur'an? What's the point of that?

Originally posted by NewGuy01
So what's the challenge? To write something that reads exactly like the Qur'an? What's the point of that?

He's just repeating some desperate argument his immature false God resorted to and boasted about to Arab non-Muslims whenever they kept rejecting Muhammad and his Quran and God because they weren't fooled.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
So what's the challenge? To write something that reads exactly like the Qur'an? What's the point of that?

Yes, that's the challenge. The reason why me and my Allah am challenging unbelievers like you to write something that has the exact likeness of the Qur'an is because the Qur'an is so wonderfully well written due the fact that it was written by the Almighty Allah himself. The uniqueness of the Qur'an's literacy is the proof of it comes from God. The point of this challenge to for you to accept Allah's challenge; if you don't accept it, then you are hiding something.

@SquallX He is NOT talking about facts. There is not a single shred of evidence in the Glorious Qur'an or the Sunnah that permits sexual intercourse between a Muslim and goat. That is false propogandi that came from that fool Ayatollah Khomeini.

Originally posted by MuslimForLife
Yes, that's the challenge. The reason why me and my Allah am challenging unbelievers like you to write something that has the exact likeness of the Qur'an is because the Qur'an is so wonderfully well written due the fact that it was written by the Almighty Allah himself. The uniqueness of the Qur'an's literacy is the proof of it comes from God. The point of this challenge to for you to accept Allah's challenge; if you don't accept it, then you are hiding something.

True. I'm sorry for hiding the fact that I don't know Arabic.

Originally posted by NewGuy01
True. I'm sorry for hiding the fact that I don't know Arabic.

You can still read the many English translations, but you should learn Arabic. I think I can teach you Arabic for free.

OK, at this point there's no questionable at the OP is a troll. At first I thought he might have just been another disengenious dawagandist who's a dumbass and incompetent at giving dawah, but as soon as he said he can teach Arabic for free, I think he's just a troll who's trying to ridicule and mock Muslim arguments.

Originally posted by YousufKhan1212
OK, at this point there's no questionable at the OP is a troll. At first I thought he might have just been another disengenious dawagandist who's a dumbass and incompetent at giving dawah, but as soon as he said he can teach Arabic for free, I think he's just a troll who's trying to ridicule and mock Muslim arguments.

I was joking about that offer...

Originally posted by MuslimForLife
Assalamualaikum my brothers and sisters, I am here to serve my God Allah Azawajal and my beloved Prophet Muhammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam by inviting everyone to the deen of Allah the Almighty and his beautiful Religion. This is an online form of da'wah that I will be giving, and Insha'Allah, all of the false allegations that are hurled by disbelievers will be debunked. Let me start my dawah by giving 5 reasons why the Glorious Qur'an is the word of God:

1) The Qu'ran is impossible to imitate; it so beautifully written because it directly came from Allah, no disbeliever can even hope to imitate it. Surah 2:23 and Surah 10:38 even mentions this and challenges disbelievers to imitate it by writing an entire chapter that has the exact likeness of the Holy Qu'ran. Can any non-Muslim do that?

2) The Qu'ran has been perfectly preserved. Unlike the Bible which has been modified and tampered with over time by the Rabbis and Priests (May Allah curse them), the Holy Qur'an has not gone through any changes whatsoever. Not a single change has occurred the slightest, whether it be an individual word, punctuation mark, diacritical mark or so on. The Qur'an that we have today is exactly the same as it was during the time of the Prophet. There are many different versions of the Bible in the world, but there is only 1 Qur'an. Masha'Allah.

3) The Qur'an has so many scientific miracles and insights that no-one could've thought of 1400 years ago. Surah 21:30 talks about the Big Bang, Surah 51:47 talks about how the universe is expanding over time, Surah 16:68-69 predicts that worker bees are female. All of these scientific insights were mentioned in a Holy Book that was only confirmed by Scientific studies centuries later.

4) The Qur'an honours women. In spite of all the false allegations made by the non-Muslims, women are highly respected by the Qur'an. Surah 4:19 commands Muslim men to treat their wives with love, and Surah 16:97 affirms the equality of men and women.

5) The Qur'an tells the truth about Jesus. Jesus Christ PBUH was nothing more than a mere man, a mere Prophet of Allah, who preached the oneness of Allah known as Tawhid. But all of Jesus Christ's teachings and works were corrupted by the false Apostle Paul and the Council of Nicea, and as a result, Jesus was glorified and turned into a God. Many Muslims missionaries try telling Christians that Jesus never claimed to be God in the Christian Bible, but this is where I differ with my Muslim brothers on giving dawah to Christians. Even Ahmed Deedat and Zakir Naik fell into this trap, and many Muslims are using the same approach when arguing with Christians (May Allah guide these Muslims into refraining from using such faulty and cheap tactics). Although I do not believe the Bible to be authoritative and accurate, The Bible clearly depicts Jesus as being far more than just being a Human Prophet, especially the Gospel of John, which goes out of its way to transform Jesus into a God. Even the Synoptic Gospels don't do Jesus any justice either. I urge every Muslim who's reading this to not read the Gospels because they may corrupt your iman. Wallahi, I will never read those corrupted books ever again. Jesus is not God, or the son of God, he did not die by crucifixion for anyone's sins, nor did he ever rise from the dead. All of those beliefs are a bunch of pagan fabrications that were invented by Paul and the Council of Nicea.

I hope this will convince everyone on this forum to consider Islam.

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LoL, no one could counter that so they resorted to shitposting.

Originally posted by Robtard
^
LoL, no one could counter that so they resorted to shitposting.

Oh Rob. Do you even know anything about Islam? Lol. #4 is so hilarious it's almost not worthy of response.

This is the same book that says 2 women are equal to one man when it comes to things like witness testimony.

Quran (2:282) - "And call to witness, from among your men, two witnesses. And if two men be not found then a man and two women."

LOL, they sure do honor women.

As an ex muslim I like to think I do, yes.


That is somewhat of a proper response to the OP, not the vaginal leakage you usually do.

Lol...

Originally posted by Robtard
As an ex muslim I like to think I do, yes.

False. You can't call yourself an ex Muslim because you were NEVER Muslim to begin with. You're just another fake ex Muslim who's desperately trying to attack the fastest growing Religion in the world, so don't lie about your Religion.

I was in a good mood when I wrote my first post, but now I am losing my temper because of the stubborn critics. This is worse than arguing with Christians

Originally posted by YousufKhan1212
False. You can't call yourself an ex Muslim because you were NEVER Muslim to begin with. You're just another fake ex Muslim who's desperately trying to attack the fastest growing Religion in the world, so don't lie about your Religion.

I don't think I know you? But you're trig'd, Surtur levels of trid'g right now. Oh my.

Originally posted by Surtur
Oh Rob. Do you even know anything about Islam? Lol. #4 is so hilarious it's almost not worthy of response.

This is the same book that says 2 women are equal to one man when it comes to things like witness testimony.

Quran (2:282) - "And call to witness, from among your men, two witnesses. And if two men be not found then a man and two women."

LOL, they sure do honor women.

Lol.

Whenever a Muslim is confronted on Quran 2:282 sanctioning that practise, they make a lot of desperate mental gymantistics.

Originally posted by YousufKhan1212
False. You can't call yourself an ex Muslim because you were NEVER Muslim to begin with. You're just another fake ex Muslim who's desperately trying to attack the fastest growing Religion in the world, so don't lie about your Religion.

Forgot to add quotation marks:

"False. You can't call yourself an ex Muslim because you were NEVER Muslim to begin with. You're just another fake ex Muslim who's desperately trying to attack the fastest growing Religion in the world, so don't lie about your Religion."

Originally posted by Robtard
I don't think I know you? But you're trig'd, Surtur levels of trid'g right now. Oh my.

Rob I forgot to add quotation marks.

Originally posted by YousufKhan1212
Rob I forgot to add quotation marks.

Ah.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ah.

But I still bet he would've said it. Muslims get so insecure about their Religion when they hear about Muslims leaving Islam to the point they attack their credibility as ex-Muslims, thereby committing the ad hominem fallacy and no true scotsman fallacy. Just look up Ali Dawah's reaction to ex-Muslims who share their stories.

Not sure who Ali Dawah is, but he sounds like a terrorist.

Rob what made you wanna stop being a Muslim?

The three B's. Bacon, Booze and Buttsex

I see. Nothing about the pedo praising? Interesting.

I'm not a Muslim nor have I ever been one. It was a joke at you, since you're one of the people who have claimed I was a 'secret Muslim'.

It's okay Rob, do better. Follow someone less pedo-ish.

Muhammad was a piece of shit rapist and, I believe the term was, filthy desert pirate.

Originally posted by BackFire
Muhammad was a piece of shit rapist and, I believe the term was, filthy desert pirate.

No doubt he was filthy no matter a pirate or not, banging kids and all.

@MuslimForLife: Could you please explain this hadith for me?



Don't you think hadith makes Muhammad sound like a racist ignorant lunatic? A guy comes up to him, asking "Hey Prophet, what's the difference between a black dog, yellow dog and red dog?" and Muhammad's answer is "The black dog is a devil".

It's really hard to take Muhammad as an intellectually serious Prophet.

Still laughing at the "Islam honors women".

LMFAO! The KKK loves black people and muslims love jews and bacon sandwiches.

Why...you'd almost think the OP had no knowledge of Islam at all. Hilarious.

Whatever happened to that national draw Muhammad day? Need to start that up again.

Originally posted by BackFire
Whatever happened to that national draw Muhammad day? Need to start that up again.

You might say last year it went off with a ....bang.

https://i.imgur.com/d4yugSD.jpg

http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/files/2011/05/Muhammad46-550x468.jpg

Tee hee

https://i.imgur.com/b9ENxvW.jpg

Originally posted by Surtur
You might say last year it went off with a ....bang.

https://i.imgur.com/d4yugSD.jpg

Why are you being bigoted against Libyans? Do you even know any?

Tried to kill Doc Brown. 'Nuff said.

Ha. Good one, actually.

But it seems you didn't know that was the Libyan flag, so we'll chalk that one up to ignorance.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ha. Good one, actually.

But it seems you didn't know that was the Libyan flag, so we'll chalk that one up to ignorance.

Actually, I just didn't care, because I thought the picture was funny.

Jesus is mentioned more in the Quran than Muhammed is.

Originally posted by SSJGGogeta
Jesus is mentioned more in the Quran than Muhammed is.

Which shows that Allah might be hiding some insecurities against Jesus.

Originally posted by MuslimForLife
4) The Qur'an honours women. In spite of all the false allegations made by the non-Muslims, women are highly respected by the Qur'an. Surah 4:19 commands Muslim men to treat their wives with love, and Surah 16:97 affirms the equality of men and women.


It's still funny how uninformed this person is. Cracks me up.

Anyways, Steve, which number sock is this for you?

Originally posted by Surtur
Actually, I just didn't care, because I thought the picture was funny.

Fools are easily entertained, this is true

Originally posted by Robtard
Fools are easily entertained, this is true

Indeed, you are a prime example.

Your "no you!" aside, you have a lot of hate in your heart, Surt. You know this to be true.

There's a lot of fake ex-Muslims popping out these days that try to defame the fastest growing Religion in the world (Subhanallah) because they're desperately trying to paint themselves as expert on a Religion that they know very little about. Most people to claim to be ex-Muslims are frauds, and even the ones who aren't frauds doubtful too. Whenever a Muslim leaves Islam, they're always leaving it for emotional reasons that have nothing to do with Islam, they never give logical reasons. I bet that they probably never even practised Islam to begin with.

Originally posted by MuslimForLife
There's a lot of fake ex-Muslims popping out these days that try to defame the fastest growing Religion in the world (Subhanallah) because they're desperately trying to paint themselves as expert on a Religion that they know very little about. Most people to claim to be ex-Muslims are frauds, and even the ones who aren't frauds doubtful too. Whenever a Muslim leaves Islam, they're always leaving it for emotional reasons that have nothing to do with Islam, they never give logical reasons. I bet that they probably never even practised Islam to begin with.

Most who claim to be ex muslims are frauds? Probably cuz they try to kill you if you leave the religion.

Originally posted by Robtard
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LoL, no one could counter that so they resorted to shitposting.

Wow, as usual, as leftist making pro islam comments.

Originally posted by Blindside12
Wow, as usual, as leftist making pro islam comments.

As usual you're attacking me personally because you can't address the facts I laid out.

The funny thing, his points can easily be countered, yet none of the anti-Islam usual suspects could do it; which was the fact I pointed out.

Facts laid out?

Don't take this the wrong way, but I can totally see you converting to Islam and going balls deep into Muhammad's teachings within 10 years or so, Blind. Just need the right Imam to show you the way.

Facts laid out

The Quran has no scientific miracles...it mostly just put in stuff that was supposedly true at the time from the Greeks and other cultures

If it's a miracle, then it's not scientific, smart guy.

Originally posted by Robtard
If it's a miracle, then it's not scientific, smart guy. Putinbot likes this

Originally posted by MuslimForLife
There's a lot of fake ex-Muslims popping out these days that try to defame the fastest growing Religion in the world (Subhanallah) because they're desperately trying to paint themselves as expert on a Religion that they know very little about. Most people to claim to be ex-Muslims are frauds, and even the ones who aren't frauds doubtful too. Whenever a Muslim leaves Islam, they're always leaving it for emotional reasons that have nothing to do with Islam, they never give logical reasons. I bet that they probably never even practised Islam to begin with.

Islam is the fastest growing Religion of the world because of birth rates (which isn't a good a thing by the way). Most people who claim to be ex-Muslims are frauds? So you're telling me that ex-Muslims who get persecuted by their own families and Muslim communities for renouncing Islam are fake ex-Muslims? You're telling me that people are such frauds that they're willing to get persecuted for something they're only posing as? Sounds like you've been watching too much Ali Dawah (seriously, how desperate does this guy get when trying to attack the credibility of apostates from Islam when they speak against this pathetic Religion?).

If this man was a fake ex-Muslim, why was he beaten up so badly by Muslims?

http://metro.co.uk/2016/11/06/man-flees-home-after-converting-to-christianity-from-islam-leads-to-attack-6239445/

Originally posted by Robtard
If it's a miracle, then it's not scientific, smart guy.

You realize he was referring to what the OP called them...right?

What I said is a fact; you and your boyfriend need to just deal with it.

Originally posted by Robtard
If it's a miracle, then it's not scientific, smart guy.

Then the op has contradicted himself and I doubt you even know what he's talking about when mentioning scientific miricles

Originally posted by Robtard
What I said is a fact; you and your boyfriend need to just deal with it.

Originally posted by Robtard
What I said is a fact; you and your boyfriend need to just deal with it.

You're getting triggered and projecting homosexual urges onto other people.

What I am telling you is the OP called them scientific miracles. Someone else then used the same phrase. You then tried to be clever, but failed. Just thought I'd help you avoid looking even more foolish.

Originally posted by Robtard
What I said is a fact; you and your boyfriend need to just deal with it.

And what I said is also a fact. You and your growing homosexual urges need to deal with that.

Originally posted by Robtard
What I said is a fact; you and your boyfriend need to just deal with it.

Originally posted by Robtard
What I said is a fact; you and your boyfriend need to just deal with it. Surtur has a boyfriend. Does his no kissing rule still apply?

ah, Islam. I miss hanging out with you...

...the vile, poisonous joke that you are.


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Originally posted by MuslimForLife
Let me start my dawah by giving 5 reasons why the Glorious Qur'an is the word of God:

1) The Qu'ran is impossible to imitate; it so beautifully written because it directly came from Allah, no disbeliever can even hope to imitate it. Surah 2:23 and Surah 10:38 even mentions this and challenges disbelievers to imitate it by writing an entire chapter that has the exact likeness of the Holy Qu'ran. Can any non-Muslim do that?



Oh, yeah, this is such beautiful language and sentiment, it could only make the world a better place...



Oh, what beauty! It brings tears to my eyes! Definitely the words of the creator there! I think I just involuntarily become a Muslim it's SOOO beautiful!

**** off with this horseshit.

"Nu-uh! You're imitating an ENGLISH TRANSLATION of the MEANING of the Noble Qur'an. Qur'an is written in Arabic, so imitate it in Arabic."

Yeah, like it's suddenly no longer holy and beautiful unicorn fairy dust as soon as it's translated. Give me a break.

Implying that it had any holiness to begin with.

Yep. The Quran written by the Prophet Muhammad (you know, the guy whose favorite wife Aisha according to Ansaar, Volume 5 Book 58 Number 234 was around six years old. Though to be fair he only sealed the deal when she was around nine and of course he did call for the killing of certain women (Ibn Ishaq 819,995), committed vicious acts against Aisha (Sahih Muslim, Book 004, Number 2 127), said that women were the majority of hell (Sahah Muslim, Book 36, Number 6597), and a woman stoned to death per his individual order (Muslim 17:4206). And how can we forget that it was Mohammad's divine calling to kill none Muslims (Muslim 1:33) and murder people who insulted him (Bukhari 56:369) is so beautiful.

Except the part where Mohammad taught his followers to kill, convert, or subjugate Christians and Jews (Quran 9:29), instructed his followers to kill apostates (Quran 4:89), the Quran teaches us punishment over compassion (Quran 24:2), and of course Mohammad's poetic final words were "May Allah curse the Jews and Christians for they built the places of worship at the graves of the prophets." (Bukhari, Volume 1 Number 427).

That Mohammad. Such a swell guy.