Fat Cobra Vs Gotham Ripper

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Zack M
https://i.imgur.com/LK3UBf2.jpg

vs

https://i.imgur.com/MKv02uh.png

krisblaze
Talon comic was underrated as ****.

Cobra takes this though.

Galan007
I know nothing about the fat dude... He may very well win.


That said, even as a child(before being injected with the Talon serum that massively amped his physical stats), Felix was capable of lifting/holding the full weight of a locomotive:
https://i.imgur.com/Hv67wKq.jpg

He was also capable of effortlessly slaughtering Talons:
https://i.imgur.com/1zr84Zb.jpg

He also stomped the living shit out of the hyper-amped Calvin Rose(with all his gear) easily:
https://imgur.com/a/hozi8

And after being blown into several pieces/decapitated, Felix STILL wasn't dead and actually began healing... He has to be kept in an absolute zero prison indefinitely to prevent his return:
https://i.imgur.com/b4JfXVh.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4ZGa7WL.jpg

cdtm
Originally posted by Galan007
I know nothing about the fat dude... He may very well win.


That said, even as a child(before being injected with the Talon serum that massively amped his physical stats), Felix was capable of lifting/holding the full weight of a locomotive:
https://i.imgur.com/Hv67wKq.jpg

He was also capable of effortlessly slaughtering Talons:
https://i.imgur.com/1zr84Zb.jpg

He also stomped the living shit out of the hyper-amped Calvin Rose(with all his gear) easily:
https://imgur.com/a/hozi8

And after being blown into several pieces/decapitated, Felix STILL wasn't dead and actually began healing... He has to be kept in an absolute zero prison indefinitely to prevent his return:
https://i.imgur.com/b4JfXVh.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4ZGa7WL.jpg

Fatty's pretty awesome. I'd highly recommed his Immortal Weapon story. smile

Anyways, he's most famous for tearing up Iron Fist. This includes literally tanking charged punch's, where stopping speeding locomotives is kind of a bare minimum feat (And was done as far back as the 1970's/80's, in the black and white Deadly Hands of Kung Fu.) The high end is punching out helicarriers, while the mid range is one shotting Cage or just about anyone below Hulks level..



If that doesn't convince, he also survived being torn limb from limb by a giant many headed Hydra, that makes Danny's dragon look rather unimpressive. Legs, arms, nothing was left but his torso.

It all grew back.

Then he got ripped apart again, year after year after year. Until he finally won.


And the reason he won: He beat an endless horde of very highly skilled martial artists, trying to kill him. Easily number among ALL the Talon. At once. For days.

Likely as powerful, too, since They were his abandoned children, from all the one night stands he had over the centuries.

Ah, that's in spoilers in case you want to read Immortal Weapons.. His story of having his forgotten history dug into by a book writer is pretty offbeat and hillarious, and that is just one example from it.

Galan007
Oh, if that's true he stomps. thumb up

cdtm
Originally posted by Galan007
Oh, if that's true he stomps. thumb up



Judge for yourself: wink






http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Immortal-Weapons/Issue-1?id=95116#26


http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Immortal-Weapons/Issue-1?id=95116#27


http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Immortal-Weapons/Issue-1?id=95116#28

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Galan007
Oh, if that's true he stomps. thumb up

Cd regularly wanks everything K'un Lun.

But Cobra is pretty damn tough.



@@@ Golgo - it's Butcher, not Ripper?

cdtm
If you use the most broad definition of wanking, I guess?. stick out tongue

The writers themselves are the wankers.. Bendis and Priest wrote him chopping down helicarriers and ripping up Black Panthers suit, not I. Happy Dance

Parmaniac
Originally posted by cdtm
If you use the most broad definition of wanking, I guess?. stick out tongue Wide spread all over the table.

StiltmanFTW
laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

Galan007
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
@@@ Golgo - it's Butcher, not Ripper? They used to call Felix the Gotham 'Ripper' centuries ago, but I guess it sounded a bit too rapey so the Court of Owls switched to calling him 'Butcher' when he was reanimated.

zopzop
Butcher ftw.

vansonbee
Fatty

Zack M
Originally posted by cdtm
Fatty's pretty awesome. I'd highly recommed his Immortal Weapon story. smile

Anyways, he's most famous for tearing up Iron Fist. This includes literally tanking charged punch's, where stopping speeding locomotives is kind of a bare minimum feat (And was done as far back as the 1970's/80's, in the black and white Deadly Hands of Kung Fu.) The high end is punching out helicarriers, while the mid range is one shotting Cage or just about anyone below Hulks level..



If that doesn't convince, he also survived being torn limb from limb by a giant many headed Hydra, that makes Danny's dragon look rather unimpressive. Legs, arms, nothing was left but his torso.

It all grew back.

Then he got ripped apart again, year after year after year. Until he finally won.


And the reason he won: He beat an endless horde of very highly skilled martial artists, trying to kill him. Easily number among ALL the Talon. At once. For days.

Likely as powerful, too, since They were his abandoned children, from all the one night stands he had over the centuries.

Ah, that's in spoilers in case you want to read Immortal Weapons.. His story of having his forgotten history dug into by a book writer is pretty offbeat and hillarious, and that is just one example from it.

If FC gets ripped apart by Felix (And he's strong enough to do it), that would still count as a forum win, right?

One Big Mob
Originally posted by Zack M
If FC gets ripped apart by Felix (And he's strong enough to do it), that would still count as a forum win, right? What if they rip each other's weiners off? Are they both the Rippers?

cdtm
Originally posted by Zack M
If FC gets ripped apart by Felix (And he's strong enough to do it), that would still count as a forum win, right?

It would with me.

But I disagree about it being easy. Iron Fist alone could probably solo an army of Talons, at least post upgrades.

StiltmanFTW
Cobra has done good against a guy with Thing-lv strength and pro martial arts skills.

A z-lister like Gotham B*tch gets one-shotted with a pimp slap.

Zack M
Originally posted by cdtm
It would with me.

But I disagree about it being easy. Iron Fist alone could probably solo an army of Talons, at least post upgrades.

Most definitely. But I think Felix is in a different class. His healing is pretty haxx and he's had impressive strength since he was a boy.

StiltmanFTW
How many bottles of wine and wenches can Gotham Ripper do?

Because Cobra is superhuman class in that department, the only department that matters.

Zack M
Felix is a killer, not a lover. He's a zombie, so I'd imagine him drinking quite a bit. stick out tongue

StiltmanFTW
Gorgon is a zombie, too... and he's f*cking left and right, even old ladies.

Felix has no penis and has no drinking feats, he's out of his league here.

It'd take a combined might of mine and cdtm's to drink what Fat Cobra casually drinks on a daily basis. And he bangs wenches while he does it.

Then you have him sodomizing Iron Fist and Rock of the Buddha... sorry, DC gets raped here.

Zack M
Hmm. You convinced me. thumb up

StiltmanFTW
Don't take my word for it, fam. Just look at this:

https://tinyurl.com/y8wcrb5o

Fat Cobra is incredible. Eight bottles of wine, man. And he can f*ck three whores even when intoxicated so much.

This is why people want to enter K'un Lun, y'know.

cdtm
Worth more then all the scan dumps on KMC. thumb up

Bet that ain't blood he's bleeding.

StiltmanFTW
The only man to ever drink Wolverine under the table.

https://tinyurl.com/y9jtxbe5

cdtm
"A scant diet of Moss, warm puddle water, and three days ago an entire dragon.


laughing out loud

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