Star Wars: Dumb ways to Die

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Kurk
What is your list of the dumbest/most pathetic deaths in SW?


Mine would include:

Sheev being thrown down the shaft
Boba Fett falling into the Sarlaac Pit
Vitiate walking into a saber
Storm troopers dying to ewoks
Tiplee being pulled onto Dooku's saber
The Son getting stabbed by Anakin due to his emotions distracting him
Jek Porkins wrongly believing he could "hold it"

SheGotHerOwn
jabba being choked by a whore
my dick when i saw sels face

Unbowed
Sheev and Maul's "death" in TPM..

Zentrex
Honestly, I could construct a better list, but I'm gonna have to give Holdo the cake, not because her death was incompetent, but just because the whole concept of bringing lightspeed collisions into the universe was dumb.

Galan007
Padme.

DarthSkywalker0
Originally posted by Galan007
Padme.

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Darth Abonis
Eating unprepared moonglow

The Lost
Palpatine and Padme.

Emperordmb
Vol's was also pretty funny. He shows up on Coruscant and asks his Workan "where's Abeloth?" and he's like "in this room" and Vol whips out his lightsaber like "I'm going in!" jump cut to Abeloth walking into Workan's room holding Vol's severed head.

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