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None of them can see you masturbating. Stop being so paranoid.

Actually, if Riv were masturbating on the other side of the planet, and Surfer/Superman were trying to peak in on him watching interracial midget porn, I would argue Surfer would have a much bigger chance to see him than Superman. If not have the ability to outright see him doing it.

Superman would report Surfer to the police for looking at underage porn.

He'd then get arrested by NYPD.

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They'd both be trying to see though. Surfer could likely create some sort of penis portal that can change angles, while Superman would have to x-ray vision through everything. I don't know if that counts as eyesight though, but it should allow him to "see" Riv working his wiener in an attempt to get it up.

At the very least we know Surfer could feel it. "I sense the dust motes moving from a furious hand and feel the tear drops fall onto an empty pizza box in a poorly lit room."

But if Superman uses his x-ray vision, he won't be able to see the wiener, no?

We need h1.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
But if Superman uses his x-ray vision, he won't be able to see the wiener, no?

We need h1. riv's lube has traces of lead in it.

It won't get to that. Superman's super-smell will get overloaded long before he can see where it's coming from.

I'm 90 percent sure Superman can filter his x-ray vision to turn into a flesh vision. It works in comics by simply removing layers.

If you put a normal dressed man in the middle of a building, I'm pretty sure Superman could stop at his flesh and see him as if he were naked. I'm pretty sure he could stop at underwear too. Superman is a pretty high tier peeping tom.

Say if riv were holding poop in his hands while clothed, I think Superman could see through the clothes without looking through the poop.

Damn, i knew some ppl were were on my dick, but its never been -this- obvious

Surfer and Galactus were by the sun when they looked on a specific bunker on the Skrull homeworld, weren't they?


Superman can see anywhere on Earth, which is less then a light year...

Surfer would be my bet. The Power Cosmic grants him Cosmic Awareness.

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Silver Surfer

Originally posted by cdtm
Surfer and Galactus were by the sun when they looked on a specific bunker on the Skrull homeworld, weren't they?


Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Surfer would be my bet. The Power Cosmic grants him Cosmic Awareness.

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Dang, hadnt thought of that, guys

Yeah, with cosmic awareness, SS can see wherever he needs to, in the universe. Some versions of Superman could potentially replicate this feat, but it's shoddy at best.

Technically, is using CA the same as "seeing", as in using his vision?

Anyway, I always thought Surfer could see as far as he needed to see, line-of-sight-wise. Nothing to back that up, just something I always thought as a kid.

Originally posted by SSJGGogeta
Yeah, with cosmic awareness, SS can see wherever he needs to, in the universe. Some versions of Superman could potentially replicate this feat, but it's shoddy at best. did.....did you just put a DC character beneath a marvel character?

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Surfer would be my bet. The Power Cosmic grants him Cosmic Awareness.

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Superman does not need cosmic awareness to do that. He has scanned nigh infinite phantom zone with just one glance in its entirety and has been claimed to see to the source wall from Earth.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman does not need cosmic awareness to do that. He has scanned nigh infinite phantom zone with just one glance in its entirety and has been claimed to see to the source wall from Earth.

Okay? My point still stands. Surfer's cosmic awareness consistently grant him insight greater than I've seen Superman match.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Okay? My point still stands. Surfer's cosmic awareness consistently grant him insight greater than I've seen Superman match.
Like?

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman does not need cosmic awareness to do that. He has scanned nigh infinite phantom zone with just one glance in its entirety and has been claimed to see to the source wall from Earth. Lol.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman does not need cosmic awareness to do that. He has scanned nigh infinite phantom zone with just one glance in its entirety and has been claimed to see to the source wall from Earth.

Shocking

Originally posted by abhilegend
Superman does not need cosmic awareness to do that. He has scanned nigh infinite phantom zone with just one glance in its entirety and has been claimed to see to the source wall from Earth.
Claimed?

How is it you famously never -accept- evidence like that, but ask others to?

Originally posted by JBL
Lol.
Did one of your writers say that too?

Originally posted by burrrrrr
Shocking
That Superman is superior to Surfer in senses?

Your lack of response tells me all i need to know, thanks.

Originally posted by burrrrrr
Shocking

Not shocking. Hilarious.