Daken tries to get a blowjob

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Philosophía
He has unlimited amount of time in a room with the following people, one by one, to use his pheromones until they give in:

1). Thor
2). Spiderman
3). Hulk
4). Tony Stark
5). Punisher
6). Cyclops
7). Hercules
8). Colossus

They have no knowledge of his abilities, and know only that he wants to talk.

Who breaks first?

Parmaniac
Herc

StiltmanFTW
He doesn't even need to use his pheromones on Thor.

Parmaniac
Yeah but Thor is unworthy, think about it.

StiltmanFTW
Thor is a spitter?!

One_Angry_Scot
While Herc in Greek mythology has had relations with I think 3 men I don't know how easy the pheremones would work on him.

Either Spider-Man or Thor.

Thor spends the majority of his time on his knees nowadays and Spider-Man because I think compared to the others he would be more susceptible.

NemeBro
Originally posted by Parmaniac
Herc thumb up

NemeBro
Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
While Herc in Greek mythology has had relations with I think 3 men I don't know how easy the pheremones would work on him.

Either Spider-Man or Thor.

Thor spends the majority of his item on his knees nowadays and Spider-Man because I think compared to the others he would be more susceptible. Little Petey is a bit of a twink, it's true.

Mindset
You all need to seek help.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
While Herc in Greek mythology has had relations with I think 3 men I don't know how easy the pheremones would work on him.

Olympians are not immune to the pheromone trick, as Daken proved.

And in comics Herc ****ed Northstar so hard, he broke the 4th wall so even Mungi could feel it:

https://tinyurl.com/ycd7qrv7

Close-up:

https://tinyurl.com/ydec8rmr

Forever canon.

cdtm
The problem with his brand of pheromones, is it makes him hard to target his position.

Just add benny hill music, and it become amusing comedy porn.

MrMind
thor gives good head, can confirm, no homo

StyleTime
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Olympians are not immune to the pheromone trick, as Daken proved.

And in comics Herc ****ed Northstar so hard, he broke the 4th wall so even Mungi could feel it:

https://tinyurl.com/ycd7qrv7

Close-up:

https://tinyurl.com/ydec8rmr

Forever canon.
Namor is like "what the **** are they talking about?"

Also, thumb up. Probably Herc. Dazzler visited an alternate universe where he was dating Wolverine too.

https://i.postimg.cc/bN7Zw7KS/Wolvie-Herc.jpg

Glorificus
If it was Ultimate Colossus, I'd say him first.

Otherwise, it'd be Hercules.

Last to fall I'd say would be the uptight boy scout Cyclops or insane Punisher.

XLR87T3
Originally posted by NemeBro
Little Petey is a bit of a twink, it's true. Peter Parker is a straight twink, though. His booty is meant for femdom purposes, like a valkyrie or something

One Big Mob
Cyclops and Colossus are pretty good choices too.

No Punisher. Iron Man and Hulk are unlikely too. The rest are good choices.

Tzeentch
Originally posted by StyleTime
Namor is like "what the **** are they talking about?"

Also, thumb up. Probably Herc. Dazzler visited an alternate universe where he was dating Wolverine too.

I hate comic books.

deathslash
Originally posted by Tzeentch
I hate comic books. been a while since I've seen you. How's it going?

Blight
Is Stark in his armor? .......... Has he been drinking?

SamZED
laughing @ this thread. Bless you, KMC.

And Daken's tried that with Ben Grimm and Bullseye and failed. I don't think his pheromones can make you gay.

Bentley
Thing is just to manly, don't compare him with the guys in this thread.

Philosophía
Thing is the type of guy to say "No ... *slurp* ... homo"

StyleTime
It's slobberin' time!

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