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A $3.50 reward will be paid for the safe return of Carver9 to KMC. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

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Originally posted by carver9
Great thread. My name is Derrick...live in Columbus Ga. Here is a terrible picture of me but we are all guys here so I don't need to take a fashion model picture.

https://i.postimg.cc/8C8t3xNL/Screenshot952014-04-20-19-13-15-zpsb8378224.jpg

I'm 32...have a birthday next month on the 8th. I enjoy making people laugh...seeing people smile, love women (all of them are art to me in some kind of way). Enjoy vacations, playing my xbox 1 and fooling around on this site. I met some great people here and I honestly see a lot of you all as family. Terrible that a thread like this wasn't created before but tragic moments can open the eyes of a lot of people, bring people together.. again, great thread Sam.

If Carver9 is not safely returned to KMC, then...

jZOywn1qArI

This should be a wake-up call for you Carver. I hope you understand.

I left for one year and nobody opened a thread for me not even to congratulate me for a fictional baby ahah

Originally posted by Badabing
A $3.50 reward will be paid for the safe return of Carver9 to KMC. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

Make the reward $3.51 and I might know someone who knows something.

DS will likely leave next.

carver was basically his other half...his better half. DS has no purpose now.

What would the Joker be without his Batman???

You were the Widow to his Hulk.


https://i.imgur.com/cViTepZ.gif

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
What would the Joker be without his Batman???

Still a terrible character.

Originally posted by Galan007
You were the Widow to his Hulk.


https://i.imgur.com/cViTepZ.gif

Personally, I'm more partial to this narrative.

Originally posted by Galan007
Just as ghey as ever, btw:

http://i.imgur.com/FhLXjvTh.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OXff3Hph.jpg

An accurate representation of their relationship to be honest...

Srsly, tho.

Darknighter and Carvollo

Originally posted by Supermutant
Make the reward $3.51 and I might know someone who knows something. You have the same pediatrician?

Originally posted by Galan007
You were the Widow to his Hulk.


https://i.imgur.com/cViTepZ.gif There's a very specific gif that could be posted, but it's very bannable.

Here's the sfw version:

https://i.imgur.com/mzWlqvX.jpg

His healing factor must be working slowly. Maybe Carver got beat by a giant bearded ginger man?

Sounds like you're describing yourself...the bearded ginger part at least. mmm

Reported

The only regret I have is not asking carver if he ever made a post that wasn't from his phone.

I wonder what his Kik username is.

If it's carver9.....

Originally posted by One Big Mob
Reported Report received.

I blame Leo and Pr for this Carver crisis. Leo made that damn thread and put crazy ideas into young Carver's head full of mush. And Pr's drunken, Irish rage made poor Carver feel unsafe. I hope you're both happy with yourselves. sneer

Leo made Carver believe he had credible allies.

Then Pr treaded all over his dreams.

Originally posted by Badabing
I blame Leo and Pr for this Carver crisis. Leo made that damn thread and put crazy ideas into young Carver's head full of mush. And Pr's drunken, Irish rage made poor Carver feel unsafe. I hope you're both happy with yourselves. sneer https://i.imgur.com/Fpm2zVz.gif

Originally posted by Galan007
Report received.

I hope it went in the circular

Originally posted by Galan007
https://i.imgur.com/Fpm2zVz.gif

You're half right.

Half the truth, half the kidneys. All the rage

Just have the kmc rules changed and carter will be back.

I have heard from our Blessed and Holy Pope Carver IX!!

I told him to come back. It's not my fault if he doesn't listen. Bada I would like my $3.50.

You will be crucified for your sins, you infidel.

Share your holy vision!!

Come back, Carv

I've experienced easier alcohol withdrawals than being without you.

We're all waiting for you.

Maybe he's on vacation?

Originally posted by Stoic
Maybe he's on vacation?

Maybe, but he always claimed to be really poor and was posting from his phone, anyway...

It might be way too early to panic, but Carver really can't stay away from KMC for longer than a week, in most situations.

So this is what the big time Hulk fan boy looks like, huh. Bold of him posting a pic of himself on the internet, all of mine are on Facebook, I'm black also btw.

Well, we're like a family here.

A dysfunctional one, but still a family.

And you're a part of that family, law, even if you pretend to stay in the shadows.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Well, we're like a family here.

A dysfunctional one, but still a family.

And you're a part of that family, law, even if you pretend to stay in the shadows. Hahaha.......thanks for the welcome bud.

So, I had a dream/vision/prohecy last night. A dark man wearing purple spandex pants, a green hulk fist in one hand and a bottle of coacoa butter in the other, the walls were plastered with old WWH comics and out of context Hulk scans.

I dont know where this room is, but I do believe that was Carver and hes in serious trouble. The recent Immortal Hulk comics have sent our dear Carver9 into a masturbation frenzy, a warriors madness if you willl.

Carvers gonna beat himself off to death if we dont find him yall.

Failing that, Bran should write some weird swanky autobiography and we should milk his corpse for as many gamma dollars as possible.

That wasn't a dream

Originally posted by MrMind
That wasn't a dream


Well, then Im calling the cops and getting that ****ing weirdo off the streets

So is carver playing some weird April fools joke?

He has been found!

http://i68.tinypic.com/2j5b5i0.png

Dear Carver,

VYPsoxpt0BU

Are you calling Carv a WHITE whale????

Galan, sort him out.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Are you calling Carv a WHITE whale????

Galan, sort him out. Not exactly sure what a WHITE whale is, but it sounds like a compliment to me!


https://i.imgur.com/xMWs0w7.gif

Khan is quoting Captain Ahab from Moby-Dick in The Wrath of Khan.

Even I need to admit that was some top-notch acting and I'm not a Trekkie.

Originally posted by -K-M-
Carver must be loving all this....

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BetterLavishDuckbillcat-size_restricted.gif

Obi-Carv Kenobi

Originally posted by Badabing
A $3.50 reward will be paid for the safe return of Carver9 to KMC. NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

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If Carver9 is not safely returned to KMC, then...

jZOywn1qArI


Kind of reminds me of the dude that tried to fix my iPhone.


Couldn't get the back open, and muttered something about "Listen phone, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.."

HE LIVES!!!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=16878872#post16878872

And apparently Time is stalking him. Thanks for scaring carver away Time.

Originally posted by Galan007
HE LIVES!!!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=16878872#post16878872

Oh ffs.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Oh ffs.

Imagine if he united with Alberto... they would end your whole KMC career.

It'll be pretty effective too. Alberto would make a comment, Carver would come in and say 'great comment' and I'd just lose it.

As a fellow black man I miss Carter

He's back.

I can't wait to hug him.

Hes not coming back here:/

He will.

He lurks, obv. Where else could he get free comics lol. He only just figured out how to read them online.

Wait carver is 32

I thought he was like 16

He was when he joined the site.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
He lurks, obv. Where else could he get free comics lol. He only just figured out how to read them online.
Years back he pm'ed me seeking knowledge on how to DL comics. I showed him the way. After that he never pm'ed me again .

I felt cheap and used.

Originally posted by Galan007
HE LIVES!!!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=16878872#post16878872 Originally posted by krisblaze
As a fellow black man I miss Carter

Originally posted by Facee
Years back he pm'ed me seeking knowledge on how to DL comics. I showed him the way. After that he never pm'ed me again .

I felt cheap and used.

He actually asked me, too.

Unfortunately, he never understood how to navigate through other message boards than KMC or how to download stuff in general.

Then DarkSaint came and showed him a certain site. Carver offered him his chocolate booty and the two have been inseparable ever since.

I actually tried to teach him how to post scans too. After that, he was unstoppable.

You created a monster

Originally posted by Facee
Years back he pm'ed me seeking knowledge on how to DL comics. I showed him the way. After that he never pm'ed me again .

I felt cheap and used.

C'mon Carver get ure ass back in here.
Place just aint the same without y bud

Carver CLAP Carver CLAP CARVER CLAP

I'm retconning Carver's extended absence into him throwing a rage fit about race while discussing with Galan and leaving as a result

Carver is just a less melon face marwash.