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MrMind
pickup battle

Both of them go to a edm music festival for 4 days

they need to bring girls back to their tents or porta potties to have sex with them, who will bang more/hotter girls

superpowers not allowed to use, no raping

Bentley
I'd assume Thor is a more "fun" person when you meet them immediately so he should have this.

Kal won't cheat on Lois anyways

MrMind
Originally posted by Bentley
I'd assume Thor is a more "fun" person when you meet them immediately so he should have this.

Kal won't cheat on Lois anyways

assume clark is single

zopzop
Originally posted by MrMind
pickup battle

Both of them go to a edm music festival for 4 days

they need to bring girls back to their tents or porta potties to have sex with them, who will bang more/hotter girls

superpowers not allowed to use, no raping
Superman all day, every day. "Tall, dark, and handsome", that's Clark.

MrMind
bump, my best thread, need input

StiltmanFTW
They end up banging each other.

Zopzop is allowed to watch.

MrMind
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They end up banging each other.

Zopzop is allowed to watch.

laughing out loud

wait who's on top?

Magnon
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They end up banging each other.
And Superman is declared the winner of the pickup battle; with a total score 1-0.

Damborgson
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
They end up banging each other.

Zopzop is allowed to watch.

laughing out loud

What a treat

Mindship
Thor. Fabio factor ftw.

CosmicComet
Fabio types haven't been in for decades tho.

xJLxKing
Thor

SquallX
It all depends on the Clark you want to use.

Are we using a confident Clark that stands up straight, smile, dress up?

Or are we using a Clark that slants down, glasses to big for his face, clothes ragged and to big for him?

Those 2 Clark are you two different characters all around.

StiltmanFTW
Heroes in Crisis explained nicely how Clark no longer knows who he really is, lol.

Imo, he's a cumdumpster.

NemeBro
Both are conventionally handsome, but Clark is handsome in a frankly kind of ordinary, boring way. Thor by comparison with his long blonde hair and his presumably Scandinavian accent would have an exotic quality Clark lacks. He is also taller, if that matters, which I'm not sure it does. Not sure how women feel about guys that are 6'7".

Talking mostly about more pre-2014 or so Thor vs. Clark. Thor with his stupid short hair and douche beard is not nearly as attractive, and from what I've seen actually has negative game judging by his interactions with She Hulk.

-Pr-
Originally posted by SquallX
It all depends on the Clark you want to use.

Are we using a confident Clark that stands up straight, smile, dress up?

Or are we using a Clark that slants down, glasses to big for his face, clothes ragged and to big for him?

Those 2 Clark are you two different characters all around.

That's a fair point; there's the Clark he pretends to be, and the guy he is.

And speaking as someone that's not very attractive but has blue eyes, said blue eyes will get you a long ****ing way with women.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Heroes in Crisis explained nicely how Clark no longer knows who he really is, lol.

Imo, he's a cumdumpster.

Fake News. Heroes in Crisis did nothing nicely. At all.

Mindship
Originally posted by CosmicComet
Fabio types haven't been in for decades tho. The look is timeless:
Originally posted by NemeBro
Thor by comparison with his long blonde hair and his presumably Scandinavian accent would have an exotic quality Clark lacks. OTOH there's still ...
Thor with his stupid short hair and douche beard Then Kal's dark 'S' curl has a shot.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by -Pr-
Fake News. Heroes in Crisis did nothing nicely. At all.

I loved it.

Harley solo'ing the trinity.

Hal being a moron, as always.

Wally arrested.

Win, win, win thumb up

-Pr-
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I loved it.

Harley solo'ing the trinity.

Hal being a moron, as always.

Wally arrested.

Win, win, win thumb up

I felt so betrayed... Tom King is an ass.

StiltmanFTW
Heroes are flawed. Accept it.

cdtm
Pretty much a non battle.


One of them has thousands of years of practice drinking and partying all day like a Viking, and would be a much better fit for the pickup scene.

-Pr-
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Heroes are flawed. Accept it.

Flawed =/= completely ****ing retarded.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by -Pr-
Flawed =/= completely ****ing retarded.

Hal has always been written like that, though. It's his entire character.

As for Wally, the whole thing has been an accident.

-Pr-
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Hal has always been written like that, though. It's his entire character.

As for Wally, the whole thing has been an accident.

There's limits to how far he should be written like that, though.

Wally's characterization ranged from good to awful, imo. His grief was good. Everything else was shite.

StiltmanFTW
It was just a single panel.

Wally had every reason to behave like that, though. DC has basically abandoned the character for no reason, tried to make him black, then when it didn't work, they picked him up again with no idea on what to do with him (since Barry was there, too).

-Pr-
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It was just a single panel.

Wally had every reason to behave like that, though. DC has basically abandoned the character for no reason, tried to make him black, then when it didn't work, they picked him up again with no idea on what to do with him (since Barry was there, too).

A single, dumb, pointless panel.

You say that like it's okay to completely nuke his character. There are a bunch of DC characters that would do what Wally did. Wally isn't one of them.

StiltmanFTW
Pointless...?

https://66.media.tumblr.com/64208b87ba63e6f16d9e6fc1b397e83e/tumblr_pg9darf0Nh1qaqaw6_540.jpg

https://tinyurl.com/w33xtlu

https://media.tumblr.com/81c7c6e2ce92f1b605a5b370d8a480f6/tumblr_inline_mj7tep2Zhm1qz4rgp.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qlfTvOS.png

https://i.redd.it/7gaoajw2nnj31.jpg

It's a tradition, bro.

cdtm
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hfLYUuzA0nk/WFoonUdR54I/AAAAAAAAKP8/1ydRGmxKNqg7OCIyFlo1814x6o4vEkvKQCEw/s640/IMG_6132.jpeg

cdtm
Originally posted by -Pr-
I felt so betrayed... Tom King is an ass.


Plus Blue and Gold dumping on.


Unfortunately everyone does that now. Giffen's dynamic duo were never remotely the Stooges every writer since portrays them as. That was G'nort's bit.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by cdtm
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hfLYUuzA0nk/WFoonUdR54I/AAAAAAAAKP8/1ydRGmxKNqg7OCIyFlo1814x6o4vEkvKQCEw/s640/IMG_6132.jpeg

I love this one, yeah thumb up

Everything about it is great.

Slipping under shower is something that can happen to average Joe.

But aside from that... ring fails to wake him up, actually is concerned enough to apply the healing aura to Jordan and leaves looking for someone more worthy laughing out loud

Hal is the worst.

-Pr-
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Pointless...?

https://66.media.tumblr.com/64208b87ba63e6f16d9e6fc1b397e83e/tumblr_pg9darf0Nh1qaqaw6_540.jpg

https://tinyurl.com/w33xtlu

https://media.tumblr.com/81c7c6e2ce92f1b605a5b370d8a480f6/tumblr_inline_mj7tep2Zhm1qz4rgp.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/qlfTvOS.png

https://i.redd.it/7gaoajw2nnj31.jpg

It's a tradition, bro.

It's Tom King being an *******.

Sorry, I just really have a LOT of issues with that ****ing mini.

Originally posted by cdtm
Plus Blue and Gold dumping on.


Unfortunately everyone does that now. Giffen's dynamic duo were never remotely the Stooges every writer since portrays them as. That was G'nort's bit.

I don't think anyone comes out of that arc looking good, tbh.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by -Pr-
It's Tom King being an *******.

Sorry, I just really have a LOT of issues with that ****ing mini.

Not just you, plenty of kmcers seem to hate it.

I'm just trying to understand why.

-Pr-
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not just you, plenty of kmcers seem to hate it.

I'm just trying to understand why.

My opinion is that it's a shaky premise executed terribly. Which, after what imo is an excellent run on Batman for Tom King, is just disappointing as hell.

I do love the art, though.

StiltmanFTW
I agree that much, compared to his Batman's run, it's pretty average writing.

And we all know it won't have any consequences --- I mean, hasn't Wally been "forgiven" and released already?

-Pr-
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I agree that much, compared to his Batman's run, it's pretty average writing.

And we all know it won't have any consequences --- I mean, hasn't Wally been "forgiven" and released already?

I'm not sure, but I think so. As much as I hate the rumour mill, there were a fair few articles stating that King's status at DC was declining, so if they dislike him that much, ignoring the stuff he wrote wouldn't be unbelievable.

cdtm
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not just you, plenty of kmcers seem to hate it.

I'm just trying to understand why.

It's a retread of Identity Crisis. Throws Wally under the bus the same way it threw Sue Dibney, having him do some morally grey, if not downright villainous, things to cover his rear. And the plot twist was a bit of an arse pull, as speed force lightning has never been a Captain Atom style wmd before this.

-Pr-
Originally posted by cdtm
It's a retread of Identity Crisis. Throws Wally under the bus the same way it threw Sue Dibney, having him do some morally grey, if not downright villainous, things to cover his rear. And the plot twist was a bit of an arse pull, as speed force lightning has never been a Captain Atom style wmd before this.

Gonna be honest, I like Identity Crisis. It does have its issues, but I think it has more good than bad, and it humanises a lot of the heroes without going too far.

qwertyuiop1998
Originally posted by -Pr-
Gonna be honest, I like Identity Crisis. It does have its issues, but I think it has more good than bad, and it humanises a lot of the heroes without going too far. Agreed, At least Identity Crsis didn't butcher a main chracter

-Pr-
Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
Agreed, At least Identity Crsis didn't butcher a main chracter

True, unless you count Wally getting tagged by Slade, which even then is just a not-great way of executing a solid idea.

Philosophía
Originally posted by MrMind
pickup battle

Both of them go to a edm music festival for 4 days

they need to bring girls back to their tents or porta potties to have sex with them, who will bang more/hotter girls

superpowers not allowed to use, no raping At a festival, they literally just have to get there and say "come to my tent".

Superman wins because he can speedblitz how many fit in a tent at once.

Eon Blue
Superman wins.

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