chimpanzee vs crocodile

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66starz
160 pound chimp versus 400 pound croc. who wins?

StiltmanFTW
Croc, probably?

NotAllThatEvil
On land or water?

Robtard
Is the chimp allowed a shank?

66starz
so are you telling to me lizards that can be easily overpowered and pulped by kids smaller than them are going to beat apes that pulps lions and are strong as 7 world class weightlifters combined together

how old you guys are mother****ers laughing out loud

no reptile except large crocodiles are threat to humans because they have pitifully weak muscles and body strength compared to mammals

even relatively small otters, stray dogs and pitbulls can effortlessly pulp lizards and crocodiles twice as big as them

leopards can climb trees carrying 3x their body weight no reptile can do that because their body muscle strength only produces 14% of strength compred to mammals

mammals can move much faster because we have much stronger muscles on the same way a sports car with 800hp engine is far faster than a car with 70hp engine. mammals not only have vastly superior stamina but much stronger physical strength and superiority in every regards because we mammals are evolutionary the most advanced vertebrates

comparing the physical strength of komodo dragon, crocodile and reptiles in general against mammals is like comparing a wright flyer or a paraplegic 90 year old with alzheimer against f-22 or prime tyson laughing out loud

mammals are to reptiles what first world north american and western europe western nations are to southeast asian countries

does you know ehat does the red of flags of countries like indonesia and singapore means? it means a sea of blood that will be formed from flowing blood and intestines of flayed and dissected reptiles while the white means the innocence of mammals

humans who are pound to pound one of the weakest mammals can EASILY overpower and restrain alligators survive their bite with minor injuries and destroy pythons, any carnivore half their size would effortlessly pulp them to death like this croc that got pulped by a pitbull

travis gouged the eyes and face of a woman who would easily pulp these reptiles to death

if you put komodo dragon python and crocodiles against travis they would get their eyes gouged castrated and ripped in half like wet toilet paper in less than 5 nanosecs

Robtard
Oh, I remember you now, you're the reptilephobic with the tentative grasp of the English language.

Anyhow:

"Chimps are vulnerable on the ground and in the trees to attacks by African rock pythons, another significant predator. These pythons are the third-largest snake species in the world, growing 20 to 30 feet long and weighing up to 250 pounds. They share the tropical African savanna as their primary home with chimpanzees. These predators kill by constricting their prey, and they can stretch their jaws to swallow large animals whole, including chimpanzees. Crocodiles also pose a threat to chimps. These reptiles lurk under the water and grab prey in their powerful jaws when one wanders to the water's edge to drink or bathe." -facts

66starz
Them why people on yahoo and ar15.com said that a chimpanzee would rip komodo dragons head off and fling them like hammer ****tard rolling on floor laughing

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080111132935AAW8fqO&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAJ8FfsqromWso- PrELqkxnCAzwv3ARjaYbR07IxzAt52ttSY75ZEEOrZCJQG48Y2
cfF49L8gjAIs_kiKmmFwRcuqslmynfR4sARegMwlkZfbs-R5OD_L5hXlXfKdiRTTGRym0DIm14_9gG-5ar8Wxqe96cGNtbXaZKwTO1F8sEdd

https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/-ARCHIVED-THREAD-Komodo-Dragon-vs-Chimpanzee/5-849553/?page=1

humans can easily overpower and restrain alligators and pulp lizards much larger than them. leopards half their size would easily pulp komodo dragons and crocodiles as their bodies only produces 1/5 the muscle strength compared to mammals. leopards can easily climb trees carrying 3x their body weight

mammals are vastly superior to reptiles in every regard because we are more advanced. on the same way a aesa radar is vastly superior to a pesa radar

Adam Grimes
The crocodile easily eats the chimp for fun.

riv6672
Originally posted by Adam Grimes
The crocodile easily eats the chimp for fun.
thumb up

BestDebaterEver
Crocodile destroys. Also chimps are about 1.3 times stronger than the average human. They aren't 7 times stronger than world class weightlifters.

Robtard
Originally posted by 66starz
Them why people on yahoo and ar15.com said that a chimpanzee would rip komodo dragons head off and fling them like hammer ****tard rolling on floor laughing

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080111132935AAW8fqO&guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAJ8FfsqromWso- PrELqkxnCAzwv3ARjaYbR07IxzAt52ttSY75ZEEOrZCJQG48Y2
cfF49L8gjAIs_kiKmmFwRcuqslmynfR4sARegMwlkZfbs-R5OD_L5hXlXfKdiRTTGRym0DIm14_9gG-5ar8Wxqe96cGNtbXaZKwTO1F8sEdd

https://www.ar15.com/forums/General/-ARCHIVED-THREAD-Komodo-Dragon-vs-Chimpanzee/5-849553/?page=1

humans can easily overpower and restrain alligators and pulp lizards much larger than them. leopards half their size would easily pulp komodo dragons and crocodiles as their bodies only produces 1/5 the muscle strength compared to mammals. leopards can easily climb trees carrying 3x their body weight

mammals are vastly superior to reptiles in every regard because we are more advanced. on the same way a aesa radar is vastly superior to a pesa radar

^ Look how mad this kid is thumb up

StiltmanFTW
I'm 100% sure that croc would stomp now.

Land, water, doesn't matter.

Adam Grimes
He wouldn't even need to bite the monkey. Just bash his brains in with it's tail.

Chimps are so dumb it would probably drown itself trying to get to my boy the Croc.

Robtard
Crocodiles have been around for 200+ million years; they're survivors.

Adam Grimes
Originally posted by 66starz
so are you telling to me lizards that can be easily overpowered and pulped by kids smaller than them are going to beat apes that pulps lions and are strong as 7 world class weightlifters combined together

how old you guys are mother****ers laughing out loud

no reptile except large crocodiles are threat to humans because they have pitifully weak muscles and body strength compared to mammals

even relatively small otters, stray dogs and pitbulls can effortlessly pulp lizards and crocodiles twice as big as them

leopards can climb trees carrying 3x their body weight no reptile can do that because their body muscle strength only produces 14% of strength compred to mammals

mammals can move much faster because we have much stronger muscles on the same way a sports car with 800hp engine is far faster than a car with 70hp engine. mammals not only have vastly superior stamina but much stronger physical strength and superiority in every regards because we mammals are evolutionary the most advanced vertebrates

comparing the physical strength of komodo dragon, crocodile and reptiles in general against mammals is like comparing a wright flyer or a paraplegic 90 year old with alzheimer against f-22 or prime tyson laughing out loud

mammals are to reptiles what first world north american and western europe western nations are to southeast asian countries

does you know ehat does the red of flags of countries like indonesia and singapore means? it means a sea of blood that will be formed from flowing blood and intestines of flayed and dissected reptiles while the white means the innocence of mammals

humans who are pound to pound one of the weakest mammals can EASILY overpower and restrain alligators survive their bite with minor injuries and destroy pythons, any carnivore half their size would effortlessly pulp them to death like this croc that got pulped by a pitbull

travis gouged the eyes and face of a woman who would easily pulp these reptiles to death

if you put komodo dragon python and crocodiles against travis they would get their eyes gouged castrated and ripped in half like wet toilet paper in less than 5 nanosecs Post scans of a chimp 'pulping' a lion

66starz
Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Post scans of a chimp 'pulping' a lion

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-468644/From-myth-reality--meet-chimps-eat-lions.html

cry muar laughing out loud

NemeBro
Originally posted by 66starz
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-468644/From-myth-reality--meet-chimps-eat-lions.html

cry muar laughing out loud That's not a chimpanzee you stupid gorilla-dicked retard. laughing out loud

Adam Grimes
??? That doesn't even exist, my friend.

Adam Grimes
Bump

Putinbot1
I love these socks of Fly

XLR87T3
Dumbest thread ever. WTF is the chimp supposed to even do? Slap it to death? Try to bite it? The Croc grabs the ape and it's over

Robtard
Originally posted by Adam Grimes
??? That doesn't even exist, my friend.

They do, it's just not the sensationalist 'super ape" headline of the DailyMail.

Reality:

The Bili ape has been reported to be bipedal (meaning they walk upright) and stand 5 to 5.5 feet (1.5 meters) tall, with the looks of a giant chimpanzee. Their footprints, which range from 28 to 34 centimeters long, are longer than the largest common chimp and gorilla footprints, which average 26 cm and 29 cm, respectively." -snip

In some ways, the apes behave more like gorillas than chimpanzees. For example, they build ground nests as gorillas do, using interwoven branches and/or saplings, bent down into a central bowl. However, they frequently nest in the trees as well. Often ground nests will be found beneath or in proximity to tree nests. Their diet is decidedly chimpanzee-like, consisting mainly of fruits (fruiting trees such as strangler figs are visited often) -snip


Although no evidence supports popular legends that the animals howl at the moon or are ferocious lion killers, that does not mean they aren’t intimidating.

They're related to chimps as are humans.

StiltmanFTW
Omg, this thread is still going laughing out loud

Robtard
It's turning into an animal knowledge thread, a good use of an initially retarded thread.

Adam Grimes
Originally posted by Robtard
They do, it's just not the sensationalist 'super ape" headline of the DailyMail.

Reality:

The Bili ape has been reported to be bipedal (meaning they walk upright) and stand 5 to 5.5 feet (1.5 meters) tall, with the looks of a giant chimpanzee. Their footprints, which range from 28 to 34 centimeters long, are longer than the largest common chimp and gorilla footprints, which average 26 cm and 29 cm, respectively." -snip

In some ways, the apes behave more like gorillas than chimpanzees. For example, they build ground nests as gorillas do, using interwoven branches and/or saplings, bent down into a central bowl. However, they frequently nest in the trees as well. Often ground nests will be found beneath or in proximity to tree nests. Their diet is decidedly chimpanzee-like, consisting mainly of fruits (fruiting trees such as strangler figs are visited often) -snip


Although no evidence supports popular legends that the animals howl at the moon or are ferocious lion killers, that does not mean they aren’t intimidating.

They're related to chimps as are humans. Should be destroyed.

Robtard
Could give them all AIDS I guess

Adam Grimes
Would you take that one for the team?

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