OMG! It Almost Didn't Rain Today!!!!!!!

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Flyattractor
Yeesh.


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riv6672
That is...

...its gotta be Florida!

Flyattractor
Well I aint in Florida, but we did get another 3 inches of rain today....

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riv6672
^^^HAHA!!!

Also, 3 inches?!? You been out in that monsoon, or hunkered down at home all day?

riv6672
Did you DROWN?!?

riv6672
OMG he did! cry

riv6672
Oh, never mind, i finally noticed your status... embarrasment

Flyattractor
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riv6672
^^^ha, its green like your font...laughing out loud

Flyattractor
Just like the Gill Man. I am always Lurking Beneath the Black Waters of the Lagoon of KMC!

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riv6672
I do look good in a one piece...yes

Flyattractor
Riv really works it with the Corn Cob Hat and Snidely Whiplash Mustache.....and the big ball.


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riv6672
^^^i would love to wear that to the beach, just for the looks! eek!

Flyattractor
I would wear that suit just because THE SUN IS A VILE THING!!!!!!

riv6672
I dont mind the sun, though i prefer nice overcast days.

Flyattractor
Ahh it rained today and there are chances of rain everyday for over a week. Things are back to very wet moist and humid Abnormal.

riv6672
^^^jee-heeeeeeee-zus its so hot right now, Fly; i hate this time of day!

riv6672
Its been wanting to rain the last couple of days, but, nature has not fully committed. sad

riv6672
And...still nothing.

I swear to god, if one more person tells me its at lest a dry heat, imma poke them. mad

Flyattractor
Don't you live in the South East?

riv6672
The far southeast corner of the northwestern United States. yes

Flyattractor
d9Le67Yn2zo

riv6672
^^^ no laughing

riv6672
WE HIT AN ALL TIME HIGH (for the week) TODAY!!! mad

Flyattractor
Was it a Dry Heat Record?

riv6672

Flyattractor
rolling on floor laughing

riv6672
Damn, Fly. Its not even cooling off after it gets dark. Its just getting dark!

Flyattractor
Welcome to Summer.

riv6672
I dont wanna! erm

riv6672
How about you?
You a wear shorts & a tank top, get tanned guy, or a hell no i aint showing any skin guy?

Flyattractor
Screw that Noise. Jeans and Black T-shirt Year round. Full on Johnny Bravo 24/'7.
Cept I like to wear Flip Flops...Hate Shoes and Socks.


Remember when Flip Flops were called Thongs.

Why did the Butt Floss Undies get that name?

riv6672
I would say the butt floss undies EARNED the name!

And, i cant do jeans in the summer, man. I would be a lumpy poop brown puddle onda sidewalk!

Flyattractor
Well that must conjured up a mental image...

riv6672
stick out tongue heh heh heh stick out tongue

riv6672
All i can say is, Fly, thank god for AC...yes

Flyattractor
It is Truly Man Kinds GREATEST INVENTION!!!!!!!!!

riv6672
And responsible for the state of Arizona!

Flyattractor
For the South in General, and a large chunk of the Midwest for 5 months of the year.

riv6672
God i hated living in Georgia. mad

Flyattractor
If only Seattle was an Over Priced Shit Hole. I would LOVE to Live there.

I love the Climate and Weather There.

riv6672

Flyattractor
Eh. The Hipsters are ruining the whole place. STOOPID HIPSTERS!

riv6672
Hipster chicks are hot though!

Flyattractor
At least Hipster Chicks bathe.

riv6672
They use organic soaps. mmmm...! drool

Flyattractor
IT is 100 Degree in the F Scale.

Women that use Deodorant are Extra Sexy today.

riv6672
God yes; minty fresh armpits are the BEST!

Flyattractor
Fresh Shaved and Sand papery...

104 was the high today.

FUGGGGA!

riv6672
104?
Thats the kind of temp. that makes you want to just punch someone!

Flyattractor
....OK


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riv6672
Originally posted by Flyattractor
....OK


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laughing

Flyattractor
Its funny cause its true.

riv6672
True and HOT!

riv6672
Remember winter? It was a magical time of year...-sigh-

Flyattractor
No Bugs... Best Part about Winter... I hate having to wash my car EVERY WEEK!

riv6672
I hate getting BITTEN. I swear, the ones here love the dark meat.

Getting a mosquito bite to the bald head? NOT enjoyable, man.

riv6672
My dog ran us through some brush last night, and stirred up a huge cloud of stinging guh-nats. That shit was ****ing awful!

riv6672
I thought i felt a drop of rain today, but i think it was just a bird peeing on me. sad

riv6672
I appreciated his efforts...thumb up

riv6672
IT RAINED, FLY! IT ****ING RAINED!!!!🤪

Flyattractor
I saw a cloud that might have had rain in it today...MAYBE IT WAS THE ONE OVER YOU!

riv6672

riv6672
It rained for an hour today, or there abouts. The best part was, it didn't get all muggy after.
I was out shopping, so the coolness it was much appreciated!

Hope you weren't overheated today, man...thumb up

Flyattractor
Eh. Its only been mid 90's here. That aint HOT , its just Warm!

I can deal with WARM!

riv6672

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