Immortal Hulk vs General Zod

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cdtm
On the Zod family world, with two suns.



I know nothing of Immortal Hulk, except the high praise Carver gave him as being well above a certain banned character. So, does this even the odds somewhat?

DarkSaint85
Lol no.....he dies horribly with two suns lmao

carver9
Zod wins

DarkSaint85
Carv, need your help

carver9
What's up

DarkSaint85
Pr wants to know what our queries are regarding the use of WWH etc. Thought you'd be able to explain it better than me

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by cdtm
I know nothing of Immortal Hulk

So you shouldn't have made this thread.

It's like making a Superman thread with him having two giant kryptonite dildos stuck inside his anus and peehole.

MrMind
that would be hilarious, I heard Clark has an anus that can crush diamonds. I don't know how batcock survive such density



now that just cruel, and impossible

especially with babydick Clark, it's quite impossible

cdtm
Are you saying Hulk is weak to sunlight?


What is he now, a vampire? Slept with Jubilee or something?

Guess that would explain the "immortal" part.

Adam Grimes
Hulk would die just by the heat/radiation.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by cdtm
Are you saying Hulk is weak to sunlight?


What is he now, a vampire? Slept with Jubilee or something?

Guess that would explain the "immortal" part.

He literally transforms back into puny Banner when exposed to sunlight. Still can't be killed, but can be easily beaten for the forum win.

It's not a new idea, that's how his transformation worked in the past.

leonidas
if the forum bf rule were in place, it would be night for hulk, and twin suns empowering for zod. putting him on a planet with 2 suns clearly makes the thread meaningless, sooooo, change your stips cd. /shrug

cdtm
What Leo said.

StiltmanFTW
Then Hulk one-shots Zod thumb up

The resulting shockwave takes your life and destroys your She-Ra collectibles.

Adam Grimes
Are you having an aneurysm, friend?

By punching Zod this Hulk would literally one-shot himself.

StiltmanFTW
You've been infected with the Abhi virus. Turns a normal person into a kryptonian ***.

There is no cure, but I'll find the best clinic possible. I promise.

Adam Grimes
Bruh, Hulk would try to do his silly 'Hurr smash!11' and Zod would laugh so hard it would melt what's left of Banner's brain at attosecond speeds.

MrMind
Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Are you having an aneurysm, friend?

By punching Zod this Hulk would literally one-shot himself.

You are my new friend.

Adam Grimes
No, I am not.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Bruh, Hulk would try to do his silly 'Hurr smash!11' and Zod would laugh so hard it would melt what's left of Banner's brain at attosecond speeds.

Reality check, Reflash.

Zod lost to Hal f*cking Jordan... who is dumber than Hulk at his worst.

http://i.imgur.com/EJNrmoI.png

http://i.imgur.com/XgsZzfv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xJup8oA.jpg

Adam Grimes
That's actually an insane durability feat for that sign. The Avengers would have trouble surviving a crashing Pre-Crisis Hal.

StiltmanFTW
Nah, even powerless Avengers would no-sell him.

https://i.redd.it/c1ddrtun2f131.jpg

Hal was and still is a total cretin. Biggest moron in the whole corps, including all colors.

Stoic
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Reality check, Reflash.

Zod lost to Hal f*cking Jordan... who is dumber than Hulk at his worst.

http://i.imgur.com/EJNrmoI.png

http://i.imgur.com/XgsZzfv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xJup8oA.jpg

Wow.

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