Stryfe vs. The Hulk

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StiltmanFTW
Location: Manhattan.

Discuss.

Inedian
Stryfe wins.

carver9
Hulk destroys him.

zopzop
Stryfe wins.

MrMind
Originally posted by zopzop
Stryfe wins.

carver9
You all are crazy

StiltmanFTW
It's no shame losing to Stryfe.

carver9
Who said it is? Hulk is just Leagues above him.

StiltmanFTW
Oh, he'll sure be above him once Stryfe lifts him with his teke, lol.

carver9
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Oh, he'll sure be above him once Stryfe lifts him with his teke, lol.

Hulk thunderclap koing him. Easy win. Dont say it will not work. Bishop has koed Stryfe.

StiltmanFTW
Good luck getting through Stryfe's shields.

Stryfe can make Hulk t-clap his own head off stick out tongue

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by carver9
Hulk thunderclap koing him. Easy win. Dont say it will not work. Bishop has koed Stryfe.

It will not work, as we use full capacityevil face

carver9
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Good luck getting through Stryfe's shields.

Stryfe can make Hulk t-clap his own head off stick out tongue

What's the most powerful attack Stryfe shields has endured? I know he went against Jean but majority of that was off panel.

StiltmanFTW
Adamantium.

Same adamantium that assrapes Hulk.

carver9
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Adamantium.

Same adamantium that assrapes Hulk.

🤣🤣

Philosophía
I never found Stryfe that impressive, tbh.

He plows the green bean, but still.

StiltmanFTW
You don't find anyone from Marvel to be impressive.

Unless... their name is...

https://tinyurl.com/y39bhu3g

Philosophía
Hey, I was a Thorbag for..a month.

I do like most..pre Sjw era...Marvel chars. I actually like Thor and Surfer quite a bit, lol. Ron Marz era SS in particular.

StiltmanFTW
That's why you murdered the thor corps on KMC and tortured goober for years? You even sicced abhi on him sad

Philosophía
Having fun overrides everything. Also, abhi was getting gang piled and I have a soft spot for underdogs.

zopzop
The sad thing is, high level telepaths are the biggest jobbers in comic history. I guess they have to be otherwise they'd win any fight against an opponent that is less experienced in the TP department than them.

What's to stop Stryfe from doing this to Hulk :
https://i.postimg.cc/zBLwr0h4/06-XMAF1.png
Pulling his astral form onto the astral plane and @$$r@ping him there?

Philosophía
Hulk crush puny astral bodies.

StiltmanFTW

Philosophía
No.

I'll wait for the tor.....blu-ray.

How's Magneto in it?

StiltmanFTW
He's good. Fassbender always delivers.

Film actually is far from being trash... it got a death sentence even before the first trailer appeared and was executed swiftly... for some reason... *looking at Disney*

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
That's why you murdered the thor corps on KMC and tortured goober for years? You even sicced abhi on him sad

I DESTROYED THE THOR CORPS, DRUNKARD!!!

StiltmanFTW
No, you made them stronger than ever before.

You always ruin things.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No, you made them stronger than ever before.

You always ruin things.

I SEE THE ALCOHOL HAS BEGUN TO ROT YOUR BRAIN!!

StiltmanFTW
Nah, it made me see the truth.

carver9
Originally posted by zopzop
The sad thing is, high level telepaths are the biggest jobbers in comic history. I guess they have to be otherwise they'd win any fight against an opponent that is less experienced in the TP department than them.

What's to stop Stryfe from doing this to Hulk :
https://i.postimg.cc/zBLwr0h4/06-XMAF1.png
Pulling his astral form onto the astral plane and @$$r@ping him there?

Hulk have high levels of resistance and do you have scans of STRYFE doing this (good luck finding it)?

MrMind
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He's good. Fassbender always delivers.

Film actually is far from being trash... it got a death sentence even before the first trailer appeared and was executed swiftly... for some reason... *looking at Disney*

it sucks because Sansa is a huge biatch

StiltmanFTW
laughing out loud

To be fair, Famke didn't perform well as Phoenix, either.

Fox is to blame.

LordofBrooklyn
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nah, it made me see the truth.

THIS IS THE TRUTH, HEATHEN!!!

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/03/36/70/033670747782a8635845b59efe251532.jpg

Senor Cage
Hulk crushes him.

leonidas
hulk would eff the eff up stryfe.

Stoic
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nah, it made me see the truth.

I lmao, but real talk, drinking is pure ass.

StiltmanFTW
Being sober is way worse.

Philosophía
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He's good. Fassbender always delivers.

Film actually is far from being trash... it got a death sentence even before the first trailer appeared and was executed swiftly... for some reason... *looking at Disney* I just saw a CAM version of it...on 2x.

Goddamn, the script was a mess. The alien plot is so stupid. The Magneto/Phoenix tug of war with the helicopter was nice.

StiltmanFTW
Yeah, the alien thing felt so... unnecessary.

You must've liked the final scene, though.

Philosophía
It was too abrupt. And knowing we'll never see Fassneto again is pretty sad, tbh.

I'm pretty sure in the MCU there won't be any focus on Magneto/Xavier, given how basically all the Fox ones have already done that. Or Xavier will be a black transgender in a wheelchair and Magneto will be Ze's pansexual lover.

StiltmanFTW
Feige doesn't want to rush it, hopefully thath ridiculous SJW retard era will die before they start making X-films.

Philosophía
The era is just beginning. This is not a movement that will die, considering there's entire generations raised on it that are just starting.

We'll probably see Mr. Sinister and the 'classic' X-Men team with Cyclops leading them. Spiderman in the MCU teenager vibe, with mutants. At least Pr will be happy.

StiltmanFTW
No. I refuse to believe that.

Still... my last workplace... did accuse me and fire me of the things I haven't done...

Damn feminazis. I always said you needed to keep those b!tches on chain, but nooooo, apparently that was "inhumane".

You're all guilty. Maybe we should actually start begging Sand People (dirty muslims) for some advice?????

Joking. But just a little.

darthgoober
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No. I refuse to believe that.

Still... my last workplace... did accuse me and fire me of the things I haven't done...

Damn feminazis. I always said you needed to keep those b!tches on chain, but nooooo, apparently that was "inhumane".

You're all guilty. Maybe we should actually start begging Sand People (dirty muslims) for some advice?????

Joking. But just a little.
Damn dude... do you need to talk? lol

StiltmanFTW
It's Monday, my duderino.

That's when I start drinking.

If I need a break from it ---- if ---- it's usually during weekends.

And yeah, women are scum and should just be licking our semen from the floor and nothing more than that. They can't even cook right.

carver9
Lol... I agree that this generation of women do not know how to cook.

darthgoober
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's Monday, my duderino.

That's when I start drinking.

If I need a break from it ---- if ---- it's usually during weekends.

And yeah, women are scum and should just be licking our semen from the floor and nothing more than that. They can't even cook right.
I hope you don't mean that... I mean don't you at least want them to help make the mess to clean up lol

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by darthgoober
I hope you don't mean that... I mean don't you at least want them to help make the mess to clean up lol

Honestly...?

I doubt they can do even that right. No, sooner they'll throw away your valuable stuff before they throw your garbage.

Women are women.

"Id"
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You don't find anyone from Marvel to be impressive.

Unless... their name is...

https://tinyurl.com/y39bhu3g

Well Mags is impressive.
Magneto crushed Stryfe with a hand wave.

StiltmanFTW
Imagine what he would do to X-Man.

Adam Grimes
Shaman Nate would laugh at Stryfe, though.

-Pr-

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by -Pr-
Don't bet on it.

Also, please, guys, keep the sexism out of this. There's been at least one post that could have justified a ban already.

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Blight
Is Stilt even bannable? Like... at all? Dude's too rad to be banned.

... Jesus Christ, this headache...

DarkSaint85
He's under the protection of Carver

Blight
Nothin' beats that Gamma shield.

StiltmanFTW
Bada banned me twice sad

https://tinyurl.com/y2uwkh4g

DarkSaint85
Which small piece, though??

StiltmanFTW
https://tinyurl.com/y43ftdh8

"Id"
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Imagine what he would do to X-Man.
Mags gets punked.

Again.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by "Id"
Mags gets punked.

Again.

Mags could assrape Nate and Jesus Cable at the same time, if he wanted to thumb up

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