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I'm not having a summer holiday this year, mainly due to the impending arrival of our 2nd child, tentively sexed as a little girl by the ultrasound nurse for those who are interested in such things.

So, I thought this could be the chance for some of you out there to make me jealous by sharing your holiday destinations for Summer 2001. Also, just to keep it interesting you might like to tell us why you are going to your chosen destination.

Nothing yet. Sorry.

So a second child on the way, eh? You breeder you.
What would you like for your son: a brother or a sister?

Hey EJ. Thought you'd leave and NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER come back?

Speaking as a poor Jedi Padawan, I'm a bit confused by all these recent high-up comings and goings... EJ seems to be on the counter quite a bit for someone who is gone. I respect you, buddy! You were a Council Member, after all...

I may take some time this summer to go somewhere quiet in Norfolk and work on a book,as I simply must get publishers interested in something of mine soon... trouble is, the Net is world-wide and I'm always going to be distracted by posting to this place!

I'm going to Ireland, not to meet my ex-girlfriend, but in fact to just find a fat, bald priest who laughs like that doctor out of the Simpsons.

Cool! If you find him, give me his address.

No summer holiday this summer. Have a little one to take care of and around 5 months I think she is to young to travel. I`m gonna take my "dad leave" in July an entire month to do nothing but relax with he little one. Havent have more than two weeks off work the last 6 years , so these 4 weeks gonna be welcomed. Save travels to those who are going on a journey.

Seems you getting a taste og what I have look forward to in 4 months. Fortunately this is our second so I'm geared up for it already.

But having a child is never a chore, just a wonderful journey of discovery.

Guess next years holiday will have to be extra special...

But you ARE still going to Disney, aren't you RC ?

Tommy & me are going to Cape Hatteras for a week at the end of August, just to get away mostly, but we're waiting until then cause that's when the big shrimp start coming in. We can get fresh (with heads) jumbo size for about $3.50 a pound at the industrial park in Wancheese where the commercial fisherman come in. We usually bring home about 30-50 pounds (some for friends & relatives). Then about the third week of September, my sister and I go to Ocean City Maryland for a week together. This will be our fifth year. All the teenagers are gone (I apologize to the teens here, no offense ) A lot quieter in the off season. That's about it.

Jumbo Shrimp and weeks away with ys sister huh? Sounds like fun!

Looks like I'm heading to Cape Hatteras in August as well.

30-50 pounds of shrimp. Imagine the smell, it smells like.. ......teen spirit?

It gets a lot better when Gundy cooks it. Anything smells better when Gundy cooks it. Even RC.

I'm sure you know what that means. Sad to see that your stint stuck in that closet gave you delussions of granduer though.

Oh no. Gundy is the mistress INSIDE the closet.

Well, I'm sure she'll chain you up and leave you there before she takes her vacation...

She can't live through a vacation without me.

Well queeq, I guarantee you'd have fun with me and my sister in OC, but Hatteras is another matter....

Tommy : Why is your suitcase so heavy ?

Gundy: Oh, I packed my Sith Master. No problem.

Tommy: Your stair master ?

Gundy: No, my Sith Master !

Tommy: Your what ?

Hehehe.

Hmmm..I didn't know queeq folded up for easy storage

Gee, that's some kinda flexability.

You have to know these things when you're a Sith, you know.

So Gundy, when will you invite your sister in the closet?

Oh dear, flexable queeq and the incredible gundy sisters. This should definately be banned!

Flexible queeq and the Incredible Gundy Sisters? Sounds like a great rockband.

I said banned, not band.

Band is more fun.

OK, but I wanna be on Sax.

You're Gundy's sister? *ICK*

I guess I'm gonna have to clunk your heads together again. (Best Moe voice) "Ya knuckleheads"

Why? I just want to take a holiday with you. And now RC's saying all these weird things about you.

Hmmm, you just go peel your shrimp!

I dont think he knows how

Oops, should have made it clear, I was talking to Gundy.

You better. That was pretty rude.

Why? She has all thosa e giant shrip, they need peeling, go figure!!!

If I didn't know better I'd think you were making fun of me, RC.

Peel your shrimp, punch your clown, same thing.

You can leave MY shrimp alone , THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

Why ? Because my hands are dirty ?

No, I'm just saving it for a special occation!

Do you think it will still be fresh by then? It doesn't smell like it will.

Probably not.

I can't believe this conversation is taking place

I'm not even sure I know WHAT we are talking about anymore...

What did you think we were talking about, Dim?

Yeah Dim... What???

I know you both too well for that little innocent act to work...leave your shrimp alone.

I don't believe this. I make a completely legal, legititmate post in answer to RC's topic and now we've come to this, and in the end I'll be the one that gets blamed. Okay, see how RC and queeq just pick me up and drag me right through the mud with them ? Are you listening to me, Dimmy ? I want a lawyer ! I want an unbiased jury ! I want a fair trial ! I want to rule the galaxy with Darth Vader ! oooooops....went too far there. Ahem, uh, so when do you think the ep2 trailer will be out ? Hmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmhmmmmm

There she goes off topic again.

Frack ! Felgercarb ! (Gundark resigns herself to the dark side once again)

*holds Gundy and pats her back*
Welcome home, deary.

Oh My!!!!

As in, Lions and Tigers and Bears ?

NO, just Oh My...

There is no "Oh My" without "Lions and Tigers and Bears". Not on this forum that is.

Well now there is!!!

Hmmm..kinky.

Dimmy and her gutter slang.

What does that mean? Either of you????

I don't know!...Lions and tigers just sounds kinky to me..


My shrink doesn't know what to think of it either..

What is it woth Americans and shrinks? I think anyone who spends good money to lay on a couch and talk to a perfect stranger MUST be crazy!!!

Uh-oh.... I wonder if that was a smart move....

Anyway, lions and tigers and bears ARE very sexy.

Yay! Bring it on crazy american peeps!!!

Hmph!..and you call us crazy..you want kinky bear and tiger stuff..

Em, actaually I believe Gindy (An American) brought THAT up!!!

She just likes the Wizard of Oz, the old geezer.

We're of to see the wizard....

I'll get you my pritty and your little dog toooooooo....

So you're into dogs now?

Apparently!!!

Uuuuuuuuuuhh..... oooooooooookay.

Why, do you know any?

I have a feeling I'm going to have to start slapping someone here in a minute.

Dim! Funny that you should turn up when you did.

I know WHO's going to be slapped.

Geezer ? GEEZER ????? (Gundark pulls back hood and throws off robe, drawing and igniting her lightsaber in one fluid motion. ) NOW I WILL SHOW YOU the true nature of the force....

*draws tommy blaster and points it at Gundy, as the weird humming sound of the chrager is heard*

You're ABSOLUTELY sure you want to try this, Gundy? Alternatively we could try to resolve our differences in the closet.

*slaps RC into a stupor and throws him down the trash compactor, remembering to deactivate the compactor before he hits the bottom*
*yells down the chute*
Remember how I HATE to be called that!!!!? huh stinky????

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Okay..ya little smarta$$..
*slaps a lock on the compactor door and leaves stinky cow boy to moo in the mire*

*Lays back and goes to sleep.*

Nothing a Rat likes more than a nice place to nap!

Exactly...in your natural element...

Yep, just leave me here in the crap and I'll snooze for a few hours....

It's all fun and games til the Dianoga shows up. Hehehe.

(Gundark spins her lightsaber in a half arc to distract queeq, force-directs the copy machine from his office toward his head at full blast)

My, my you do have a violent streak....

*turns away with Force Speed, blasts the copier in mid air and thousands of copier parts rain down on Gundy*

Nice, very nice. You have controlled your fear.

OK you too, what is Finti gonna use top photocopy all these flyers on???

What flyers?

I dunno, he came in here muttering something about Special Fried Gungan legs or something and having to get flyers down. What am I, his secretary???

BTW, I'm off in a week!!! YAY ME!!!!!!!!

Lucky you!

Well, we'll do the advertising by e-mail instead. That'll save a few trees.

8 more days to go, 8 more days to go, eeee, iiii, adioh, 8 more days to go!!!!

Okay okay. No need to rub it in. Some of us still have to slave for our bosses, you know.

Hey, I work and slave for my bosses, but I have to take some of these 7 weeks annual leave at some point!!!!

Oooo, I can almost feel my stomach being left behind on the Tower of Terror already!!!

Are ya gonna visit the girls while you're over here, RC ?

.. The two of us with RC..now THAT'S a scary thought.

Hmmmm...I don't think he could handle US, with our superior force strength together, Dimmy

I could.

Sorry Gundy, I think ones enough for this trip.

7 days!! YAY ME! YAY ME!

Poor Gundy.

Yeah, poor Gundy.

*sigh* Guess I have to cheer her up in the closet again. Come on, dear.

OK, well you keep Gundy happy in the closey whilst I do my thing at Disney. Wow, 8 days of unbridled fun, for queeq of course!!!

You do your thing RC, I'll clean up the mess back here.