Which Thor's arm is the strongest?

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StiltmanFTW
1) Original arm.

2) Black uru arm.

3) Golden pimp arm.

4) Destroyer arm.

https://tinyurl.com/y5vlj6qp

celeyhyga17
The one that throws planet sized prisons.

SquallX
The right one wink

LordGod
What was the golden arm made from?

and why in the **** does Thor keep switching arms?

Putinbot1
I hate all these shitty variations to make Thor badass. Classic Thor was gay as **** and brilliant!

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by LordGod
What was the golden arm made from?

Good question. His own urine made solid, maybe?

Celey, come here and tell us.

Galan007
Hm. I don't know if it was ever stated what Thor's golden arm was made of.

However, said arm(and the hammers Thor was carrying at the time) were destroyed during his fight with the Frost Giants in War of the Realms... And given that the same series depicted the Giants as glass cannons that even Punisher can wholesale slaughter, it'd be pretty hard for me to believe that the golden material was some wickedly haxx substance like enchanted Uru or whathaveyou...

DarkSaint85
Seemed to be the same material the Hammer Guards armour was made of.

-K-M-

lawest9
I just wish they would regenerate his right arm as it was.

MrMind
Thor's arms only look huge because he inject synthol. He's weak as fuk, can barely bench 150 pounds. He once lost an arm wrestling contest to black widow. he's a disgrace to all scandinavian vikings out there

Enzeru
I miss the old Thor. The Mjolnir-commanding and Sif-smashing Thor. The Loki-spanking and Odin-mocking Thor. The Hulk-bitchslapping and Betty Ross-banging Thor. The beer-drinking drunktard Thor. The angel with a shotgun Thor.

I hate this new Odinson. The a-random-ass-cancer-patient-woman-is-a-better-thor-than-me Odinson. The getting-his-jaw-broken-by-dum-dum-Hulk Odinson. The stand-in-line-like-a-brave-little-puppet Thor. The I-am-an-armless-turd-in-the-wind Odinson. The ride and "ride" a flying goat Odinson.

I want the old Thor back.

StiltmanFTW
Hulk always smashed him, duderino thumb up

Stoic
Originally posted by Enzeru
I miss the old Thor. The Mjolnir-commanding and Sif-smashing Thor. The Loki-spanking and Odin-mocking Thor. The Hulk-bitchslapping and Betty Ross-banging Thor. The beer-drinking drunktard Thor. The angel with a shotgun Thor.

I hate this new Odinson. The a-random-ass-cancer-patient-woman-is-a-better-thor-than-me Odinson. The getting-his-jaw-broken-by-dum-dum-Hulk Odinson. The stand-in-line-like-a-brave-little-puppet Thor. The I-am-an-armless-turd-in-the-wind Odinson. The ride and "ride" a flying goat Odinson.

I want the old Thor back.

Do you think it's time for them to go on ahead and make Thor the first gay deity?

lawest9
Originally posted by Enzeru
I miss the old Thor. The Mjolnir-commanding and Sif-smashing Thor. The Loki-spanking and Odin-mocking Thor. The Hulk-bitchslapping and Betty Ross-banging Thor. The beer-drinking drunktard Thor. The angel with a shotgun Thor.

I hate this new Odinson. The a-random-ass-cancer-patient-woman-is-a-better-thor-than-me Odinson. The getting-his-jaw-broken-by-dum-dum-Hulk Odinson. The stand-in-line-like-a-brave-little-puppet Thor. The I-am-an-armless-turd-in-the-wind Odinson. The ride and "ride" a flying goat Odinson.

I want the old Thor back. So do I.

StiltmanFTW
Keep missing your imaginary version of Thor, guys stick out tongue

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by Stoic
Do you think it's time for them to go on ahead and make Thor the first gay deity?
laughing out loud

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Good question. His own urine made solid, maybe?

Celey, come here and tell us.
Very plausible.
He was an expert in all things urine when he was bangin Hulked out Jen.

But im pretty sure theyre made of the same stuff as his faux hammers... Bits of uru and other weaker metals.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Very plausible.
He was an expert in all things urine when he was bangin Hulked out Jen.

But im pretty sure theyre made of the same stuff as his faux hammers... Bits of uru and other weaker metals.

But his arm didn't melt in the sun like them hammers.

Delta1938
I think Stilt is just jelly that Thor doesn't have to sit on his arm to give himself The Stranger.

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
But his arm didn't melt in the sun like them hammers.

His clothes didnt burn too. Plot.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
His clothes didnt burn too. Plot.

Maybe his... bio-aura protected them, Superman style? shifty

So, you believe the arm was made out of the impure uru, 100% same as the hammers?

Which would make it arguably the weakest arm to date?

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Maybe his... bio-aura protected them, Superman style? shifty

So, you believe the arm was made out of the impure uru, 100% same as the hammers?

Which would make it arguably the weakest arm to date?
They didnt mention it much... So...
They made a big deal with special black uru one when introduced and when it was destroyed and the other is Destroyer(self explanatory).
It didnt seem special.

StiltmanFTW
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We could easily argue its uru was of a better quality than that of faux hammers, though.

celeyhyga17
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
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We could easily argue its uru was of a better quality than that of faux hammers, though.
Maybe.

Gold one got destroyed fighting fodder frost giants(although he did kill a realms worth of them)...

The black uru one was destroyed by channeling a galaxy sized storm.

LordGod
Really odd to be that none of the comics stated what the arm was made out of. confused

SquallX

Adam Grimes
My arm is stronger tbh.

Khazra Reborn

StiltmanFTW

NemeBro
Sailor Moon is much stronger than Thor. thumb down

StiltmanFTW
She is.

He's just trying to copy her hair:

https://static0.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/New-Thor-Comic-Look-Design.jpg

Khazra Reborn

StiltmanFTW
C'mon, now. Everybody knows Sailor Moon.

https://tinyurl.com/y4d2yue5

https://i.ibb.co/VM2TnmG/assguardian.png

Khazra Reborn
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
C'mon, now. Everybody knows Sailor Moon.

https://tinyurl.com/y4d2yue5

https://i.ibb.co/VM2TnmG/assguardian.png

Were you molested by a large light haired man as a child?

StiltmanFTW
https://tinyurl.com/yy5h5lz2

MrMind
Chris Hemsworth didn't even gain weight for endgame. It's just fat suit. A real actor like de niro or Bale would've become a fat fuk then lose all the weight just for lulz

StiltmanFTW
Or Joaquin Phoenix.

SquallX
How do you not know who Sailor Moon is you heathen?!

Khazra Reborn

Delta1938

Khazra Reborn
Why is me not knowing who sailor moon is an argument?

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