Thor vs. Man-Bat
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StiltmanFTW
Fight in Gotham.
Night time.
Thor is patrolling the streets, looking for Man-Bat.
Man-Bat spotted Thor first and has the element of surprise.
Who wins?
lawest9
Man- Bat sends one of his bats against Thor ftw.
ShadowFyre
At this point, I can only assume that there is some kind of benefit to hating on Thor. A genie is gonna pop up and jerk me off, I'm gonna have some kind of amazing rush or something, anything and goddamnit I wanna get high to so....
Thor loses
Thor gets stomped
THOR ****ING SUCKS!
Do I just wait? Do I get a check in the mail? An invitation?
StiltmanFTW
Not bad, for a beginner.
But... you need to believe what you're typing.
Only then you will get rewarded.
ShadowFyre
Depending on how this next Thor run goes I may get there.
The sheer way he looks is going to be hard to get behind. I know it's a thunder rune but damnit if it does not look like a tiara and that's just gonna be rough.
StiltmanFTW
Yeah...
https://tinyurl.com/y4d2yue5
https://i.ibb.co/VM2TnmG/assguardian.png
ShadowFyre
Yeah...just wtf kinda Vietnam brow place did you go to bro?
MrMind
well that's sorta racist, it's Sailor Moon
ShadowFyre
At least Sailor had hers done by a pro. It sincerely looks like Thor used ****ing Mjolnir to thread his own eyebrows on while drunk...or sober, whichever one makes him shake more
zopzop
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
https://i.ibb.co/VM2TnmG/assguardian.png
Is that picture real? WTF Marvel.
ShadowFyre
It sure the hell is. Someone in Marvel said "it sure would be cool if Thor had this wtf ever that is right on his god-damned face"
And then multiple more people said "**** yeah, that is badass" and then they continued to pass around a pipe that contains what I can only assume is the best crack our planet has ever been graced with.
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by zopzop
Is that picture real? WTF Marvel.
Yes, it is.
Here's the full pic:
https://tinyurl.com/sgrwhl9
Senor Cage
Man-Bat definitely wins with prep, but loses in a one-on-one fight.
ShadowFyre
I am hoping for some tiny bit of redemption with Thor, I see that visually, I am not going to get it. But hopefully, he will have good stories.
Kazenji
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
I am hoping for some tiny bit of redemption with Thor, I see that visually, I am not going to get it. But hopefully, he will have good stories.
Donny Cates will save him
As for this verses, Thor shitposting aside from some people, Thor wins.
TheHulkster
He's getting the PC
https://imgur.com/a/PtldEfm
ShadowFyre
Or just getting attacked by Galactus? Unless I missed something in that link.
I hope so Kazenji, I absolutely loved the God Butcher arc, it might be my favorite Thor story, the art, the feats and just the idea of trying to murder all of the gods, and how he portrayed the Thors was just spectacular to me. Which is why everything that came after was so horrible, if he had not done that arc first everything with Jane Thor would have honestly not been that bad to me.
At the end of the day they mythos of a character is far more important than any battleboard shit
TheHulkster
https://imgur.com/a/zTUud2s
ShadowFyre
Gotcha. That one explained it. This should be quite interesting. Mjolnir and the PC will wreck house and maybe we will be able to revisit some Supes threads and it be a legit win for Thor. But once again, the mythos and the character himself should hopefully be Cates priority.
StiltmanFTW
To become relevant again, he needed Mjolnir, PC and Odin's crows...
One_Angry_Scot
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yes, it is.
Here's the full pic:
https://tinyurl.com/sgrwhl9
Looks quite cool if they keep the starry design to the costume.
Reminds me of Nebulon.
Thor doesn't still have the prosthetic arm does he?
StiltmanFTW
https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/scale_medium/11/117763/3071376-nebulon.jpg
Didn't even know that character. Nice.
Also, Neutron:
https://tinyurl.com/srgwz8l
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
Thor doesn't still have the prosthetic arm does he?
He does. He just keeps losing and replacing it.
Currently, he has the Destroyer arm.
ShadowFyre
The suit and everything else is fine. It's just the thunder rune that throws it all off. And I like the Destroyer arm. I think it looks badass.
We will see what happens with the PC, as me and DS were discussing in another thread, they could give Thor the PC, speedforce, spidersense and all of Superman's powers, but the way the authors write Thor he very well may just continue to use his face to punch people's fists
StiltmanFTW
The hair and the tiara = stealing Sailor Moon's look
carver9
Thor with the PC should be insanely powerful. Hope they write him right.
StiltmanFTW
He will probably be weaker than ever.
Probably around O5 Beast level.
carver9
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He will probably be weaker than ever.
Probably around O5 Beast level.
ShadowFyre
There is a lotta Thor threads right now, is this a subconscious fear of what Cates is going to do? I think it is, get your hate out now while you can.
StiltmanFTW
What fear?
I mocked Thor back when he was considered Superman on steroids with Flash's level of speed and Surfer's versatility on KMC.
I was never afraid to bash the character.
ShadowFyre
And that's why I actually respect anything you say about him.
MrMind
Man-Bat easily wins, as does every street levelers in comic books
Magnificent M
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He will probably be weaker than ever.
Probably around O5 Beast level.
Reported for lowballing Beast.
celeyhyga17
Mortal Thor wins
StiltmanFTW
Mortal Thor wouldn't even handle Ventriloquist w/o Scarface.
He's even weaker than "God" Thor, if that's even possible.
TheHulkster
Cates says it's a small crown on his head.
StiltmanFTW
You know what they say.
Small crown, small dick.
MrMind
man-bat rapes thor and gives thor coronavirus
thor dies from covid-19
StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by MrMind
man-bat rapes thor and gives thor coronavirus
thor dies from covid-19
Thor is old as f*ck, cv would kill him in seconds
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