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Hulk

vs

Magneto
Apocalypse
Vulcan
Exodus
Stryfe
Selene

Inspired by our totally not a troll, carverlicious:
Originally posted by carver9
Hulk fights a team like this weekly.

Who wins? No BFR.

Damn, Phil.

I wanted to reply to that post of King Carver IX, but I thought: "no, not worth it". Then you went and made this thread.

Well done

RIP Banner

Nur, wearing no armor, hell not even wearing his vestments we see in Excalibur --- completely naked --- rips Hulk's arms off and starts penetrating his *******.

Rest of the team? They take photos and record videos of the whole thing, then upload them on instagram and twitter.

Vulcan would solo tbh

Selene might be the only one who cannot solo, tbh

I cant see Philo post since he is on ignore but the people everyone is naming here would get destroyed by Hulk.

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Originally posted by MrMind
Selene might be the only one who cannot solo, tbh
Selene probably has the best chance of soloing. Not only is she a powerful PSI, she's also an accomplished sorceress AND a life draining vampire.

As to the thread, mutants stomp.

Originally posted by zopzop
Selene probably has the best chance of soloing. Not only is she a powerful PSI, she's also an accomplished sorceress AND a life draining vampire.

As to the thread, mutants stomp.

She got annihilated by Fixit.

She needs prep or amps to be useful.

Magneto solos.

guys let's get it together, who on this team cannot solo hulk


Phil? wanna chime in on this?

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Originally posted by MrMind
guys let's get it together, who on this team cannot solo hulk


Phil? wanna chime in on this?

Like you said. Selene can't.

Vulcan can be a pussy at times.

Stryfe can be in trouble if his TP fails.

Think that's it.

Originally posted by carver9
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I really hope Carver isn't trying to say Magneto said the Galactus part lmao.

I can well see him misreading it

Magneto was depowered at the time, if memory serves.

Which Hulk? Immortal? Rolling with Banner, I can't see the mutes putting him down without heavy casualties

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
She got annihilated by Fixit.

Wait, what? When/what issue did this happen? I want see the massive amount of PIS/CIS that allowed Fixit to beat her.

Originally posted by zopzop
Wait, what? When/what issue did this happen? I want see the massive amount of PIS/CIS that allowed Fixit to beat her.

MCP #78.

https://panels-of-interest.tumblr.com/post/84517428245/hulk-vs-selene-from-marvel-comics-presents

And Hulk doesn't...?

Team stomps with ease, carver is a complete joke.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Vulcan can be a pussy at times. Hulk's biggest wish was to be able to beat his wife. What's more pussy than that?

Vulcan's biggest wish is to be acknowledged by fans.

Summers boys got no fans.

PR

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And Hulk doesn't...? Sure.

Like that time when a snake choked him the f*ck out.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
PR

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Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
MCP #78.

https://panels-of-interest.tumblr.com/post/84517428245/hulk-vs-selene-from-marvel-comics-presents
That scene always bothered me. Just seemed to suffer from Shadowcat vs Hulk syndrome. Kitty's phasing worked fine, but she just stops doing it because reasons.

Similarly, Selene's psi-blast looked pretty effective. She just stopped because reasons. And she uses the life drain on the random bar customer but doesn't even try it when she needs it? Seems suspect to me.

Then again, it's just some 7 page throwaway comic. Can't expect much.

Originally posted by StyleTime
That scene always bothered me. Just seemed to suffer from Shadowcat vs Hulk syndrome. Kitty's phasing worked fine, but she just stops doing it because reasons.

Similarly, Selene's psi-blast looked pretty effective. She just stopped because reasons. And she uses the life drain on the random bar customer but doesn't even try it when she needs it? Seems suspect to me.

Then again, it's just some 7 page throwaway comic. Can't expect much.
Not to mention she never used her hypnotism/super speed trick or any of her spells.

Depends on the version of the Hulk. Immortal Hulk probably wins.

Originally posted by Stoic
Depends on the version of the Hulk. Immortal Hulk probably wins.

Why the funny faces? The only one that may be a possible threat here is Vulcan, and based on forum rules the Hulk starts out supremely pissed. This is why he probably wins. Why? Do you think they can kill him? He can't die.