Darth Heinous's FINAL JUMP
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Darth Heinous
I'm leaving and I won't be coming back again. Just remember me when you hear about my favorite Star Wars character, Master Qui-Gon Jinn.
MAY THE FORCE BE YOU
Ratcat
What? No long, tearful good byes... I feel so, so, heart broken.....
queeq
When you gotta go, you gotta go, I guess. You will be surely missed. If you ever have any time stop by, you're always welcome here.
Ratcat
Where everybody knows your name.......
queeq
... and they're always glad you came...
Ratcat
And I have no idea what the next line is...
JediOasis
PEACE OUT!! Darth Heinous
Jedi Mercenary
eh?? what's that??
Gundark
His destiny lies along a different path.....
Dim
I hope he'll be back...We'll miss ya Heinous.
theEviljedi
Yeah, you will be missed Heinie.
Ratcat
So, where's he going?
queeq
You wanna know where you can go...
Ratcat
*sighs* And there was me thinking you didn't have a musical bone in your body....
queeq
... where everyone's all the same...
Ratcat
Jeezz, and I hate cheers to. All those people making friends....
queeq
... you wanna know where you can go...
Ratcat
Queeq, I know exactly where you can go.....
queeq
... where everybody knows your name!
*huge applause*
*Elvis voice* Thank you, thank you very much.
Ratcat
Well, I did the Elvis impersonation last week so you're a little late.
queeq
Sorry. You're my idol. I like copying you.
Ratcat
See, I knew you'd fall into line eventually.
queeq
*starts worshiping RC*
Oh, great idol, please tell me what you will do next.
Ratcat
Oh queeq, I REALLY think you do not want to know.
queeq
Yes, YES! Yes, I do. I am your greatest fan and I want to know everything about you.
Ratcat
Well, I already opened my soul once, I ain't doing it again.
queeq
Oh please. More! MORE!
Ratcat
Nah, cos then other people might get sucked into the abyss of pain and despondency and that just wouldn't be right.
queeq
Or... we could help you get out of it. There are always two sides to a coin.
Ratcat
Um, so what about those Redskins huh?
Gundark
The redskins are bantha poodoo. Da' Bears !!! "Where's your other hand ? " " Uh, between two pillows" YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH !!!!!!!
Ratcat
So, a Chicago fan eh Gundy.
Gundark
Thru thin and thin and thinner. I got hooked on football in 1985 when they won the superbowl and have stuck with them ever since. You have to be a TRUE fan to a Bears fan. They stink.
But I love them anyway.
Ratcat
Well I had a fleeting 3 year interest in American Football around the same time. Was also a Bear fan. But British TV started showing it less and less and so I kinda fell by the wayside. Maybe, if I ever get to moevto the States, I'll get back into it again.
Dim
I always hated watching sports..especially football... I did watch stuff like..tennis and the Tour de France though.. not that I know why
finti
eh Gundy the bears won in 86 , when they thumped NE Patriots, go Fridge. I remeber that game I lived in Arkansas at that time. Go Razorback pig soiiiiie!
Ratcat
I remember that 4 about 3 years the UK got very excited about American Football and then it died off again. Which is a pity...
Gundark
Yes, finti, I know the superbowl was in 86, but the team was the 85 bears.
Ratcat
Hmmm, I think she's got you there finti.
Tifa Lockhart Strife
Is Darth Heinous dead? I heard from a friend who reads lots of Star Wars EU stuff, that The Final Jump is a space pilot's slang term for death.
Ratcat
Well, not unless this was his version of a suicide note.
finti
85 bears is that some sequel to Goldielocks?
Ratcat
Yeah, the red hot version.
Gundark
I doubt a suicide note would have been posted here and been that cryptic in nature. IMHO.
Oh, finti, the bears could use a fairy tale.
Ratcat
Yeah, but it would be original!
Gundark
The suicide note ? Yes, I don't think thats ever been done before. I don't think the cops would think to look here for it.
Tifa Lockhart Strife
Actually, I heard from someone on the internet that he got very, very sick. That's too bad, because he posted some really cool stuff, even though most of it was EU.
Ratcat
You're not confusing him with Jedi Mercenary are you?
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