a Superman fan and a Thor fan walk into a nightclub together

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MrMind
your typical fans of both characters, walk into the nightclub, trying to pull hot babes

who has more success?

carver9
Thor fans. I picture Superman fans as men who wear their pants above their naval and button their shirt all the way up to the last button. No swag.

https://ibb.co/SsDV668

MrMind
wtf carver who dresses like that in real life laughing out loud

what city are you in lmao

Booya_69
Originally posted by carver9
Thor fans. I picture Superman fans as men who wear their pants above their naval and button their shirt all the way up to the last button. No swag.

https://ibb.co/SsDV668

Lol wow.

9jaboy
Superman fans would be bold and domineering.
Thor's fans will be more like " Thou art pleasing to the eye" kinda creeps.

Damborgson
Originally posted by 9jaboy
Superman fans would be bold and domineering.
Thor's fans will be more like " Thou art pleasing to the eye" kinda creeps.

laughing laughing laughing

Insane Titan
Both fans do a betting job of pulling a woman than a Hulk fan does. A Hulk would get rejected then ask to be her best mate and then tell the bouncers guys are picking on him.

Philosophía
Originally posted by MrMind
your typical fans of both characters, walk into the nightclub, trying to pull hot babes That's assuming a lot.

There's two types of thorbags, the ones who go to the club in the ventilation shaft to watch their gf's get coked out and cocked out, and the ones who go to the club down the street where Zop is having the time of his life.

None of them would fit your stipulation.

Newjak
This is an interesting thread... and the responses are pretty on par for what I expected.

Badabing
Originally posted by carver9
Thor fans. I picture Superman fans as men who wear their pants above their naval and button their shirt all the way up to the last button. No swag.

https://ibb.co/SsDV668 I won't protect you from Abhi's wrath. no expression

lawest9
Originally posted by carver9
Thor fans. I picture Superman fans as men who wear their pants above their naval and button their shirt all the way up to the last button. No swag.

https://ibb.co/SsDV668 Hahahahahahaha...........you guys are crazy!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lawest9
Originally posted by 9jaboy
Superman fans would be bold and domineering.
Thor's fans will be more like " Thou art pleasing to the eye" kinda creeps. "Thou art pleasing to the eye".......,yea, I imagine to some women that would sound pretty weird.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by carver9
Thor fans. I picture Superman fans as men who wear their pants above their naval and button their shirt all the way up to the last button. No swag.

https://ibb.co/SsDV668

Accurate.

-Pr-
Originally posted by carver9
Thor fans. I picture Superman fans as men who wear their pants above their naval and button their shirt all the way up to the last button. No swag.

https://ibb.co/SsDV668

Haven't you claimed on more than one occasion to be a Superman fan? I mean...

cdtm
Originally posted by Insane Titan
Both fans do a betting job of pulling a woman than a Hulk fan does. A Hulk would get rejected then ask to be her best mate and then tell the bouncers guys are picking on him.

"Ewww, it's that Ninja Turtle."

"Lol what happened to your shell, Ninja Turtle?"

beatboks
Superman fans = boy scouts
Thor fans on the other hand like getting into bar brawls and getting drunk

Women go for bad boys more often than not, even of they stay with boy scouts longer. Thor bags pull more suoes fans keep the girls longer

Philosophía
Santa meets an 'exotic' Thor fan:

DPfG_ih_Qlo

Cdtm intervenes just before it gets hot and heavy.

Smurph
This thread is KMC at peak incel

MrMind
Originally posted by Smurph
This thread is KMC at peak incel

#incelandproud

ilikecomics
Originally posted by carver9
Thor fans. I picture Superman fans as men who wear their pants above their naval and button their shirt all the way up to the last button. No swag.

https://ibb.co/SsDV668

I dress like that, except I don't like checker or flannel. I like Superman and Thor.

ShadowFyre
Godzilla fans win while the rest of you get cucked and pegged.

ShadowFyre
Originally posted by 9jaboy
Superman fans would be bold and domineering.
Thor's fans will be more like " Thou art pleasing to the eye" kinda creeps.


Clark Kent is not bold or domineering though? He is literally the opposite of that.

DeadpoolXXX
Originally posted by MrMind
your typical fans of both characters, walk into the nightclub, trying to pull hot babes

who has more success? rage is forced to watch abhi pleasure a women while he sadly tugs in the corner.

ShadowFyre
Someone battlesone me irl. Let's go pull some hoes

9jaboy
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Clark Kent is not bold or domineering though? He is literally the opposite of that.
Clark? He's clearly pretending as Clark kent, But as Superman he is the Leader of the Justice league, that's dominion, The fans should be bossy. That's why they think he can beat anyone.
And he can confront any threat no matter how powerful they are, If that isn't boldness I don't what is.
cool

BestEverNoob

MrMind

Prof. T.C McAbe
Originally posted by MrMind
your typical fans of both characters, walk into the nightclub, trying to pull hot babes

who has more success?

Thor fans would pull more hot babes because they would be the football kind of guys. Primitive but entertaining, big and bold. Just a guy for one night, nothing to remember, nothing to talk to. However, he would be also the most disappointing "Hey Babe, let's go to my place, I want to show you my big Hammer". The anticipation and expectation would be big but upon witnessing the micro penis that comes with every Thor fan, the girl would finally understand what the phrase "empty boasting" means.

Superman fans would get the nice girls, who are more dirty in bed but kind of average looking in real life (Lois Lane TV), and they would be extremely picky (dark hair or nothing, I mean down there). However, once they find the right one, they would most likely marry her and that's it. If they fail to get her, they would stay in a corner, cry and never lose their virginity.

Hulk Fans on the other hand, with their superior intellect and taste would find quite fast the one that has enough pity to phuck them. Once they feel the dick in their butt they will be confused but hey, long hair means woman and the word Trans is nothing they ever understood.

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