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Would Batman gain anything from adding Spiderman power to his own or would his status in the JLA remain the same?

Even if we ignore most of Parker's powers, his Spider-Sense is invaluable, carter.

Add Bruce's expert fighting skill to that and we could see a really effective pre-cog-based combatant, kinda like in this What if:

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/What_If%3F_Spider-Man_Vs._Wolverine_Vol_1_1

Actually...it wouldn't benefit him, imo.

His role in the JLA isn't the h2h combatant. He's the brains, the tactician, the gadgeteer. Maaaybe if the Spidey sense gave him Karnak esque abilities or something, then yes, otherwise.....no.

It would add a lot to his Gotham adventures, but not much to the Justice League.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Actually...it wouldn't benefit him, imo.

His role in the JLA isn't the h2h combatant. He's the brains, the tactician, the gadgeteer. Maaaybe if the Spidey sense gave him Karnak esque abilities or something, then yes, otherwise.....no.

His teammates are at such a higher level of physicality that it wouldn't really make a difference and that's not what he's there for. And also the villains are of higher tiers too.

It would probably be useful against fodder armies but...he doesn't really need it that bad for that type of stuff.

With Spider-Sense, he could warn Clark and tell him to dodge, preventing him from getting one-shotted in every story with a big bad villain or a random ape that escaped from a nearby zoo.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8b9f4b0bb4be59936a5f472ab72416de/tenor.gif

Yes. He'd be stronger, faster, more agile, and possess precognitive abilities. These attributes added to what he already possesses would make him a bigger threat.

The only thing he'd need is spider sense, he's already greater than parker based on his jla showings

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
With Spider-Sense, he could warn Clark and tell him to dodge, preventing him from getting one-shotted in every story with a big bad villain or a random ape that escaped from a nearby zoo.

He already warns Clark about apes though.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
He already warns Clark about apes though.

Scans, please droolio

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
He already warns Clark about apes though.

cdtm been warning us about them everyday

should we type like this now?

would Clark/Superman

Banner/Hulk

Odinson/Thor

Norrin/Surfer

Derrick/Carver is starting a new trend

Originally posted by MrMind
should we type like this now?

would Clark/Superman

Banner/Hulk

Odinson/Thor

Norrin/Surfer

Derrick/Carver is starting a new trend

He forgot he told us his name. When I was in a party chat with him zone Xbox and called him it, he almost whispered in a tone that was a mix of surprise and scared going, "He knows my name." I literally yelled at him, "YOU TOLD EVERYONE ON KMC YOU IMBECILE!!!!!"

It's worse than that. His very first account had "derrick" in its username.

I just realized Doomsday is like a better Hulk.


But is he a betterer Hulk then Damage? Hmmm..

He would beat Hulk 1v1.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's worse than that. His very first account had "derrick" in its username.

Is this why you stalk him? His IQ so low it's easy to trick him into bottoming?

I have carver's nudes

vin

what's up with prostitutes always want me to add them on snapchats

my phone has cracked screen so bad i can barely see shit

what happened to the good old fashioned phone call

Originally posted by MrMind
I have carver's nudes

So what lab did you go to use an electron microscope to see?

Carver has two anuses.

One in the front, one in the back.

They call him "Twix".

Are you all ever serious

We are, when we talk about you.

Originally posted by carver9
Are you all ever serious

Do you even look at the pretty pictures?

Originally posted by Delta1938
He forgot he told us his name. When I was in a party chat with him zone Xbox and called him it, he almost whispered in a tone that was a mix of surprise and scared going, "He knows my name." I literally yelled at him, "YOU TOLD EVERYONE ON KMC YOU IMBECILE!!!!!" lmao

Does he sound as stupid as he is?

Originally posted by Delta1938
Do you even look at the pretty pictures?







Seriously?

I believe he masturbates to his own selfies.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW






Seriously?

I believe he masturbates to his own selfies.

You're assuming he can get it up to do that. vin

Originally posted by Delta1938
You're assuming he can get it up to do that. vin

I was talking about his double anus.

He puts two huge dildos in his holes and the fun begins.

Lush bullet vibrator and buttplugs sometimes, too.

Delta, I miss you and our voice chats that I consistently owned you in.

How do you feel, being the only man creature on the planet with two anuses?

Originally posted by carver9
Delta, I miss you and our voice chats that I consistently owned you in.

Then how about we have a 1 v 1 on SIEGE so I can violate you in ways worse than Stilt's darkest wet dreams?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Scans, please droolio
Alas, you have already seen them.

https://imgur.com/a/p3MVJ

Originally posted by Sin I AM
The only thing he'd need is spider sense, he's already greater than parker based on his jla showings

So because of this, Batman a fictional peak human can go toe to toe with guys like Venom, Carnage, Morlun, and the other various super powered characters that Spiderman routinely runs into? Can he hold a building up long enough for the people in it to escape as well? Can he throw a 250 lb male 5 stories up with ease?

Batman would benefit from all of Spiderman's powers. They would be a plus not a negative.

Originally posted by Stoic
So because of this, Batman a fictional peak human can go toe to toe with guys like Venom, Carnage, Morlun, and the other various super powered characters that Spiderman routinely runs into? Can he hold a building up long enough for the people in it to escape as well? Can he throw a 250 lb male 5 stories up with ease?

Batman would benefit from all of Spiderman's powers. They would be a plus not a negative.

But you have literally almost anyone else in the League to do all that. Bruce is there for his tactical brain - which Spider strength and agility etc won't help with.

Besides, he routinely deals with JLA threats just fine. Mongul punches him - he's ok. Doomsday clones attack- he deals with them with his batarangs and an axe. The Frost King fires energy blasts at the League - he turns his back and tanks it.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Alas, you have already seen them.

https://imgur.com/a/p3MVJ

I have, but that scene is not getting reposted often.

So thanks

"my observations of you suggest a scientific background"


geez, imagine if Bats had observed Carver instead

"Take Aquaman with you"

Pr: "Best. Comic. Ever."

Nah, he hates it, if memory serves.

"Aquaman's telepathy is limited" and him getting one-shotted was too much for Pr to handle.

In Prverse, Arthur goes toe to toe with the whole Black Adam and Captain Marvel families, while stalemating Xavier and Cassandra Nova on the astral plane.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
"my observations of you suggest a scientific background"


geez, imagine if Bats had observed Carver instead

He would note Carter is backing down from yet another challenge.

He would note that carver has no grey matter between his ears.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He would note that carver has no grey matter between his ears.

So tiny tim gets no breaks.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
How do you feel, being the only man creature on the planet with two anuses?

so that's why he smells like shit

I thought it's because he's bla......

Originally posted by carver9
Would Batman gain anything from adding Spiderman power to his own or would his status in the JLA remain the same?

So on the question itself, while it would have little to no relevance to his combat ability given the JLA threats, if Spider-Man can indeed think faster it would help with Batman's plans. Something I don't think was considered by anyone. How big of a help it would be is speculation.

And yes Flash could lend speed for even more effective speed planning but how often does he actually do this? Not to mention if Flash is unavailable for whatever reason.

Originally posted by Delta1938
So on the question itself, while it would have little to no relevance to his combat ability given the JLA threats, if Spider-Man can indeed think faster it would help with Batman's plans. Something I don't think was considered by anyone. How big of a help it would be is speculation.

And yes Flash could lend speed for even more effective speed planning but how often does he actually do this? Not to mention if Flash is unavailable for whatever reason.

Maybe. I mean, we had the God of War with thousands of years of experience or whatever, Flashes, GLs with access to universal level databases and supercomputers, Kryptonians, Cyborg with access to every computer on earth etc etc.....

And Batman is still the go to guy.

Does Spidey think faster? I know there's the Herc scan where he sees the world in slow Mo....

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Maybe. I mean, we had the God of War with thousands of years of experience or whatever, Flashes, GLs with access to universal level databases and supercomputers, Kryptonians, Cyborg with access to every computer on earth etc etc.....

And Batman is still the go to guy.

Does Spidey think faster? I know there's the Herc scan where he sees the world in slow Mo....

Comics. Except the occasional insane stealth missions they need Batman to be relevant somehow.

And yeah, that's the only example I know of. Logically he should think faster to some degree but that is the only example I know of.

Yeah, that's what I mean. Comics have tried to make Batman relevant in the JLA,to the point that he can casually hang with heralds etc.

Hence why Spidey's physical stats wouldn't actually benefit him in the JLA - because writers have already bumped him up.

This thread took a page but it got great.

Why are my old threads being conjured though? Is this like a KMC code or something... 🤷🏾‍♂️

Originally posted by GodofNature
It would add a lot to his Gotham adventures, but not much to the Justice League.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW


Nah, he hates it, if memory serves.

"Aquaman's telepathy is limited" and him getting one-shotted was too much for Pr to handle.

In Prverse, Arthur goes toe to toe with the whole Black Adam and Captain Marvel families, while stalemating Xavier and Cassandra Nova on the astral plane.

I could get behind this