Snyder vs. Whedon

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ShadowFyre
To the death.. no time or bfr


1. Snydercut JL vs. Canon JL

2. Snyder and Whedon have to hunt eachother on a preserve. They each get 1 hour in the bat cave to prep.

Silent Master
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FrothByte
#1 isn't exactly fair since the theatrical release of JL wasn't Whedon's, it was a Frankenstein of Snyder, Whedon and WB corporate meddling.

Darth Thor
Originally posted by FrothByte
#1 isn't exactly fair since the theatrical release of JL wasn't Whedon's, it was a Frankenstein of Snyder, Whedon and WB corporate meddling.


Agreed. To be fair should compare Snyder cut to the first Avengers.

Everyone seems to have forgotten Whedon did that one.

Psychotron
Snyder beats the shit out of that bald soyboy Whedon, though.

Darth Thor
Originally posted by Psychotron
Snyder beats the shit out of that bald soyboy Whedon, though.


Thats true. Snyder is in pretty good shape.

MrMind
snydercut is canon you fukwit

Darth Thor
Originally posted by MrMind
snydercut is canon you fukwit


Its literally not:

https://collider.com/is-snyder-cut-canon-dc-films-zack-snyder-comments/amp/

MrMind
what weird site is this

canon is such a fanboy phrase, i doubt a director actually said that

any mcu fanboy can write that article, you got video evidence?

Darth Thor
Collider lol.

What does the site matter, when theyve literally quoted him.

MrMind
Originally posted by Darth Thor
Collider lol.

What does the site matter, when theyve literally quoted him.

that's what im saying, where's the video evidence, anyone can makeup quotes

ares834
It doesn't even matter. They're pretty much rebooting the DCEU as it is. And neither film works better or worse with the currently released films.

Darth Thor
Originally posted by MrMind
that's what im saying, where's the video evidence, anyone can makeup quotes


So theyre making it up just because you dont want to believe it? Okay sure.

FYI even video footage can be doctored nowadays.


Originally posted by ares834
It doesn't even matter. They're pretty much rebooting the DCEU as it is. And neither film works better or worse with the currently released films.


Well with the Snyder version a Darkseid invasion is pretty imminent.

MrMind
Originally posted by Darth Thor
So theyre making it up just because you dont want to believe it? Okay sure.

FYI even video footage can be doctored nowadays.





Well with the Snyder version a Darkseid invasion is pretty imminent.

I doubt zack snyder uses fanboy terms like canon

BruceSkywalker
so does ray fisher have a say in this

ares834
Originally posted by Darth Thor
Well with the Snyder version a Darkseid invasion is pretty imminent.

Which is irrelevant when its all going to be retconned anyway.

Darth Thor
Originally posted by ares834
Which is irrelevant when its all going to be retconned anyway.


Oh you mean via Flashpoint.

MrMind
no, he means warner wants dceu to start over

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by MrMind
I doubt zack snyder uses fanboy terms like canon

Stop living in denial, honey.

Here, enjoy:

https://dccinematiccast.podbean.com/e/dc_cinematic-interview-and-fan-qa-with-zack-snyder/

11m00s - 11m10s.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Collider lol.

What does the site matter, when theyve literally quoted him.

MrMind has been seduced by Phil from CBvF, that's why he's trying so hard to cheerlead DC and their shitty films.

It's just a phase, he will stop.

Darth Thor
Nice on Stilt! But how do we know that audio wasnt doctored? I mean I doubt Snyder would use fanboy terms like canon right?


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Waiting for Mr. Mind to apologise to ShadowFyre for calling him a fukwit for absolutely no reason.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Darth Thor
Nice on Stilt! But how do we know that audio wasnt doctored? I mean I doubt Snyder would use fanboy terms like canon right?

How do we even know Zack Snyder is a real person?

What if he is just a tumour living in MrMind's head? shifty

Originally posted by Darth Thor
Waiting for Mr. Mind to apologise to ShadowFyre for calling him a fukwit for absolutely no reason.

MrMind:

https://media.tenor.com/images/b7cedce03c644281dc59303987bd4a65/tenor.gif

MrMind
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
How do we even know Zack Snyder is a real person?

What if he is just a tumour living in MrMind's head? shifty



MrMind:

https://media.tenor.com/images/b7cedce03c644281dc59303987bd4a65/tenor.gif

zack snyder is my step daddy

StiltmanFTW
laughing out loud

That explains where he learned such fanboy terms as "canon", at least wink

h1a8
Its funny how these alien invasions are not meant with any world military force. You think batman was slaughtering the parademons with guns? What do you think will happen if the US airforce, etc get involved.

Steppenwolf would be toast against the US.

Adam Grimes
Canon is not even a 'fanboy' term. I have friends that are in art school studying to hopefully become directors one day and they throw that word around more often than I do silent master on Tuesdays.

Robtard
Snyder's short at 5'7", but he's in pretty good shape, while Whedon is 5'10" and soggy, also a known bully of women, so he's likely a coward when it comes to a fight.

I say 9/10 Synder takes this, giving only a puncher's change to Whedon.

FrothByte
Originally posted by Robtard
Snyder's short at 5'7", but he's in pretty good shape, while Whedon is 5'10" and soggy, also a known bully of women, so he's likely a coward when it comes to a fight.

I say 9/10 Synder takes this, giving only a puncher's change to Whedon.

Didn't know that Snyder was that small. That means Whedon has a significant weight advantage.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by FrothByte
Didn't know that Snyder was that small.

You didn't?

How?

He doesn't exactly keeps it a secret --- he doesn't even try to:

https://tinyurl.com/52kkz3tu

Darth Thor
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You didn't?

How?

He doesn't exactly keeps it a secret --- he doesn't even try to:

https://tinyurl.com/52kkz3tu


I forgot what a tiny man James Wan was.

ShadowFyre
Originally posted by h1a8
Its funny how these alien invasions are not meant with any world military force. You think batman was slaughtering the parademons with guns? What do you think will happen if the US airforce, etc get involved.

Steppenwolf would be toast against the US.

Lol not any worse than the worst military ever. Thanos and his chitauri and outsiders. Like we got antigravity tech and can zip around space at light speed And their entirely military literally consisted of two different units.

Super soft and easily destroyed chariots and ****ing spacewhales hat lollygag through the city at 20 mph with no real purpose. Oh and rolling spike balls and an infantry that gets killed by people with swords and sticks .

A single Marine Expeditionary Unit with airsupport would have lol stomped the Chitauri and the outsiders.

Oh and Ultrons army (barring Ultron himself) weird ass robots that were all just kinda hanging out in the sewers and shit would have gotten smoked as well when a couple hundred Hawkeyes with automatic .50 cals showed up.

BruceSkywalker
snyder has others beat up whedon

SquallX

FrothByte
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You didn't?

How?

He doesn't exactly keeps it a secret --- he doesn't even try to:

https://tinyurl.com/52kkz3tu

Because I rarely pay attention to the heights of directors. But I had assumed that Snyder was somewhere near the average height of white American men.

Psychotron
Originally posted by FrothByte
Because I rarely pay attention to the heights of directors. But I had assumed that Snyder was somewhere near the average height of white American men.

5'9 is the American average, so he's close to it.

StiltmanFTW

-Pr-
1. Snyder Cut.
2. Honestly, neither of them look like they've ever been in a fight.

MrMind
Originally posted by Psychotron
5'9 is the American average, so he's close to it.

from where you live maybe

BruceSkywalker
Originally posted by -Pr-
1. Snyder Cut.
2. Honestly, neither of them look like they've ever been in a fight.


which is why snyder will have others beat up whedon

SquallX
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Whedon would break him like a toothpick:

https://static2.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/Zack-Snyder-Jason-Momoa-Aquaman.jpg

Size is not everything in a street fight.

FrothByte
Originally posted by Psychotron
5'9 is the American average, so he's close to it.

I was thinking more along the lines of 5'10 to 6' which is the average for hollywood celebrities, but I guess directors shouldn't be judged according to the average height of actors.

Still, I'm 5'8" myself and almost every white guy I meet in Canada is taller than me. Not sure about the American populace.

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