New Online Counter
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Raz
I've made (from scratch) a tracker, which lets you know exactly whose online, and how many unregistered users are checking the forums. It also orders the users in "most active" order.
Enjoy!
Gundark
Cool, Raz. Thanks !!!
Dim
Hmmm, Nifty Raz..
*paranoia sets in*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!..They're all looking at me!!!!
*runs from the room screaming*
theEviljedi
Most active? What do you mean? I barely posted today, and already I'm at the top of the list.
Jedi Mercenary
Man, at it's peak, there was 26 unregistered users checking us out.
theEviljedi
Then why don't they post?
Jedi Mercenary
cause theys dumb, that's what I be thinkin
queeq
Big Raz is watching us. There goes my anonimity.
Gundark
Well, Merc, like I said before (in best Dark Helmet voice) "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb"
Actually, I'm amazed at the number of unregistered users lurking in here..I saw 19 last nite.
queeq
Spies, I'm sure.
*puts extra padlock on the skeleton closet*
Gundark
Ooooooo.....I see queeq's name at the bottom RIGHT NOW !!!!
Bwahahahahahah !!!!
queeq
Yep, it's just me, a spie and our two lovely ladies. Lucky me.
Raz
Let me re-phrase "active user".
The order in which the users appear, are in chronological order i.e. the order in which their last page access was made.
If people are uncomforable with having their usernames displayed, let me know and I'll re-configure the counter not to display your name...
Gundark
I don't mind, Raz...I don't know about anybody else...might make it easier to use the chat room when a couple of us are on at once, since you'd know who's already here.
JediOasis
I think its a great idea!!
queeq
Chat room? There's a chat room?
Dim
yeah..it's only been used once I think..heheheh
Gundark
(Gundark looks at Dim knowingly) Yeah....hehehe.
queeq
There's that weird laugh again. I heard that before. Last time you went in there.
Jedi Mercenary
What happened to the unregistered user counter??
queeq
Indeed. Now we can't spot the spies anymore.
Dim
That's no fun...
Raz
its because the counter was counting the number of pages the unreg person is veiwing, instead of unique unreg users.
i can fix the prob, but will take time...
Jedi Mercenary
And time is something we've got alot of!!
queeq
Yep, wasting away.
Dim
We'll be patient
Dim
Okay..rephrase..
Everyone BUT queeq will be patient
queeq
So I'll be impatient now? How rude...
Gundark
Meesa wait Raz. Meesa create mayhem with chaos while we wait.
queeq
Great idea. Why didn't I think of that?
Gundark
Because that's what I'm here for. Cupcakes and Mayhem.
Dim
Let's not talk of cupcakes..I'm starving.
queeq
*starts hopping around Dim*
CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES!
Dim
*gives up and starts hopping too*
CUPCAKES! CUPCAKES! CUPCAKE!
finti
What happened to your saber Dim?
queeq
Dim without a sabre? How sad. What happened?
Gundark
She's using it to cut her cupcakes in half so she can get to the filling quicker.
queeq
Aha, how clever. And I thought she swallowed them whole.
Ratcat
Well, with a mouth that big I wouldn't be at all surprised!
queeq
I swear I have seen her do that, with whole pies in fact.
Gundark
I don't think Dim will appreciate where this thread is going....
queeq
What's she gonna do about it? Close it? Cool...
.
Gundark
Poor Raz....look what we've done to his topic.
Ratcat
How come Gundy doesn't show up in the little box below, we know she's here cos she's making posts..?
queeq
It's the robes, RC, Sith robes. She said we can disappear so you can't spot us.
Ratcat
Doesn't seem to work for you though, huh?
Dim
I'm working on a new saber. and Gundy..keep your mouth closed...
Ratcat
Yeah, Dimmy's mouth is big enough for the two of you.
Dim
Hmph! HEY! Leave my mouth outta this!
Ratcat
queeq, give her something to fill it please.
finti
This could get nasty.
Ratcat
*Stuffs some of Finti's Brocolli into Dims mouth*
Damn! She just eats it!!!
finti
Kind off the meaning with food, yeah?
queeq
The robes can be applied to make a Sith disappear at will. It is mine to choose when and how.
Oh, Dim, shut your mouth, I can see all the broccoli half chewed up.
Gundark
Poor Dimmy. Now her eating habits are out in plain sight.
queeq
They always were. Now she just knows.
Ratcat
OK, mental note: Never invite Dim to a dinner party....
queeq
Oh, she can come. She just has to sit with her back to the rest of us.
Gundark
Now isn't that the pot calling the kettle black ! I've seen the way you drunken slobs eat over at the Tavern when you're all starving and ready to chew your left arms off ! Your table manners are lower than a Gamorrean guards'
Dim
Eh what now huh?..
I EAT WITH MY MOUTH CLOSED!!!
hmph!
Ratcat
Pity you don't talk that way!
queeq
Who can argue with that.
Ratcat
Well you will for starters.
You just can't help yourself!
queeq
Nope. Not on this one.
Ratcat
Well, if we can keep Dim out of McGungans for long enough, maybe we can teach her some table manners.
BTW, do you know what they put in those things?!?!?
queeq
You don't want to know.
Dimmy likes Gungan King as well. And Kentucky Fried Gungan. As long as she can get it fast.
Ratcat
Well, that's her Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday menus sorted.
Thursdays: Taco Gungan
Fridays: Gungan Hut
Weekends she has gungan salads, just to help the diet you understand.!!!
queeq
You know her pretty well.
Ratcat
But you know her better!
Gundark
Dimmy, Dimmy, Dimmy.....you silly little Idahoian.....I was DEFENDING YOU, not telling you that you eat sloppily. I was referring to the MEN here. Now if you can guess which ones, you win the prize !!!!
Ratcat
No the other dutchman standing next to you....
queeq
Oh, hi other dutchman.
I know Gundy, but Dimmy, well, she's somewhat of a mystery. She should turn Sith.
Ratcat
And there was me thinking.... Well, there was me thinking anyway!
Gundark
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, RC.....
Ratcat
Yeah, I heard that.... I know nothing of our Dimmy, she's just some words on a screen to me, oh, and some wench in a purple dress.... (Though I suspect that isn't her body.
)
finti
I thought you had her picture on one of your desktops.
Ratcat
Oh yeah, but I got rid of that in favour of a picture of Epcot...
queeq
Yes, you did have that. Seems like something's going on here. So tell us, IS that her body up there?
Ratcat
How would I know, ask her. I know, I'll just hop on aplane and fly 8000 miles and find out shall I? Is that a good idea? I DON'T think so!!!!
Gundark
Yes, that is Dimmy's body up there. Don't ask such silly questions.
Gundark
Obviously I'll have to post another pic.
Ratcat
Obviously, though I still have the original.
queeq
Yep, that's Gundy's body. I have a whole gallery of Gundy pics in my office. Took them myself, so I have proof.
Ratcat
Hmmmmm, if that's her body then I'm a dutchman!!! Thanksfully I am not so there you go!
I only say thankfully could I don't speak a word of Dutch so I'd be pretty lost if I were a dutchman.
Dim
Hehehe...trying to talk yourself out of that one, RC?
Ratcat
Nope, don't believe I'd talked myself into anything...
queeq
I don't even get what you were talking about.
Ratcat
See, now there's your answer!!!
Dim
Hehehehe And he doesn't even know!
Gundark
Okay Dimmy, if I mail you some new pics (cause I have stamps
) will you post them for me cause as you know in addition to being computer-stupid I don't have a scanner.
queeq
PICS?!? Gundy pics???? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Gundark
I found a good one of me with my labradors on a hiking trip, but it was when I was a blond so you can't laugh. (Gundark puts hand on lightsaber hilt)
queeq
Blond? And you did that on purpose?
Ratcat
So we have more picks from Gundark coming and then there will be a load of Dim too. Wow!!!
And this thread closes very soon...
Gundark
And out of respect for our God, Raz, I am going to say that making a tracker/counter out of computer "scratch" greatly impresses me, once again the forum's computer idiot of the month.
So to end on the topic originally started, time to to put it to beddy-bye.
Ratcat
Yeah, bye, bye. It was fun but never really meant to last......
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