Batman doesn't want to be hit. Who can hit him?

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HumbleServant
No armor, No Gear, No weapons

Batman will use all his skill to block and evade all punches and kicks (He will fight back). These guys have 30 seconds to land a clean hit. Who can do it?

Catwoman
Hawkeye
Black Widow
Iron Fist
Bullseye
Kingpin
Multiple Man (no clones)

Sin I AM
Everyone should tag him. He's not Spiderman

Mariland
Originally posted by Sin I AM
Everyone should tag him. He's not Spiderman batman has his own way of seeing it coming. He may not have Spidey sense, but he has predictive logic. Not as much as midnighter buuut that's another storrry

CosmicComet
Originally posted by Mariland
batman has his own way of seeing it coming. He may not have Spidey sense, but he has predictive logic. Not as much as midnighter buuut that's another storrry

Yeah, it's an ability called plot armor.

Sin I AM
Originally posted by Mariland
batman has his own way of seeing it coming. He may not have Spidey sense, but he has predictive logic. Not as much as midnighter buuut that's another storrry

Yea but Catwoman has hit him and the Marvels have better stats (save MM)

lawest9
Originally posted by Mariland
batman has his own way of seeing it coming. He may not have Spidey sense, but he has predictive logic. Not as much as midnighter buuut that's another storrry

MrMind
Batman doesn't want to be hit, sounds like batman just suffered some domestic abuse

DarkSaint85
Yeah he gets hit.

DarkSaint85
Throwing this out there.....

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Batman is just magic, as you would say. Seeing as Jon Kent has been getting a lot of love lately....

https://i.imgur.com/52ZI4Jt.jpg

A younger Jon? Sure. But his powers are being pushed to the limit, and you can see him hurting Superman with his punches, even drawing blood.

And Batman was tanking those same punches.

Ok, so not tanking, but he's redirecting the punch - similar to what OP wants, right?

carver9
Jon was possessed. The showing isn't impressive and before you mention him hitting Superman, Superman knows he can take it.

SquallX

MrMind
Originally posted by carver9
Jon was possessed. The showing isn't impressive and before you mention him hitting Superman, Superman knows he can take it.

in da butt?

tkitna
They all hit him.

cdtm
None can hit him.

Except Iron Fist.

DarkSaint85
Originally posted by carver9
Jon was possessed. The showing isn't impressive and before you mention him hitting Superman, Superman knows he can take it.

So?

DarkSaint85
I mean, I can use Damage and WW if you want?

tkitna
Originally posted by cdtm
None can hit him.

Except Iron Fist.

laughing Catwoman alone has been hitting him since 1940.

Again, they all hit him.

cdtm
Originally posted by tkitna
laughing Catwoman alone has been hitting him since 1940.

Again, they all hit him.


Well sure, if he lets her.


You know how it is with guys holding back on girls in fights. 😁

-Pr-
Originally posted by HumbleServant
No armor, No Gear, No weapons

Batman will use all his skill to block and evade all punches and kicks (He will fight back). These guys have 30 seconds to land a clean hit. Who can do it?

Catwoman
Hawkeye
Black Widow
Iron Fist
Bullseye
Kingpin
Multiple Man (no clones)

My impression of Batman, at least as long time has gone on, is that he's not the type to dodge a hit as much as either take it or parry it so he can close the distance with an enemy.

Someone like Nightwing is a different story.

StiltmanFTW
Nobody posted the legendary scans of "Bruce Wayne is dead" Bats evading Nightwing?

no

Saint can't do much without Daddy Phil.

HumbleServant
Originally posted by -Pr-
My impression of Batman, at least as long time has gone on, is that he's not the type to dodge a hit as much as either take it or parry it so he can close the distance with an enemy.

Someone like Nightwing is a different story. Thanks thumb up

Philosophía
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nobody posted the legendary scans of "Bruce Wayne is dead" Bats evading Nightwing?

no

Saint can't do much without Daddy Phil. Saint has only been reading Batman since #700. Batman #600 is before his time.

https://i.ibb.co/F5BZJDy/DMm-Ftx5-HAPUHAIFNAB1pi-Wfjv-w-EC5-Iu-YR4-Sdmp-Jh-Qwd-ZVWc-QXZ7-DBu-VQa-Ix5-Je1-Cpc-Yh-FEJm-IL-s1600.jpg https://i.ibb.co/8NDWND1/os4a-Hipy3-6-Kx-Ie-GKIv-RZ2o-Ghehi-EEQKh-NVa-Cma-JUb4ia5-s-MScyp-FFIab-Rz-CWWk6x0-W6-D4-Eu8-N-s1600.jpg https://i.ibb.co/sVjccNF/p-Uf0g-Ju-LNLyc-TDZy-Od-MKm-Fx58-HShx-Nx6r82zr3-Z9-K9-C0-Ld-Yy-JWTNn-Bruq6-Qmm-QEaz2-QRJ-T-1yj-s1600.jpg https://i.ibb.co/mt2kfxc/1-6e-DOYg-S1-Ymc-Ev-D2-Q8y2y-Gsjvueg-Ip-Qd-RXK4-Ks-SMzz-Evvw-8r-Ck-Lzs-Tw-KCim-VW-9k-Agyqpr-W5w-J-s1.jpg https://i.ibb.co/CJzJH74/w6-B-o-EOk53r-El-LPJzs-Dz-LHdnj-Nc8-J0-RUhai-C1s-XIm01-Tb-N8-Zo-Mcp7e-QXTTefxtu-Bj-IUQ7-Mtf-Woj-Y-s1.jpg https://i.ibb.co/6tDPS9P/y3-UDR5kdxkllx2z-Tofv2-FMa7-DCc-UQAv-An-Lxu-AGSY0w-Gr-LQRAKH-Z8bm-GZFDIl0l-Ub6q-HLRf-0-CW1-s1600.jpg

StiltmanFTW
thumb up

That's not an excuse, you need to cut off an inch of his willy now.

DarkSaint85
Stop, I can't spare anymore.

Also:
https://imgur.com/a/2ukeO

Philosophía
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
thumb up

That's not an excuse, you need to cut off an inch of his willy now. Saint is a triangle. Every inch he lost of height he won on willy. He can afford a few missteps.

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