KMC 2022 Happy Holidays Good Thoughts Thread
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Robtard
Wishing you all, well, most of you all a wonderful holidays with whichever day(s) you celebrate

Old Man Whirly!
I **** you Robtarded hard for Christmas!
Macklemore
**** you Robtard and an anal sex joke.
Remember that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where his brother got gored by a bull in his upper thigh?
Well, your thigh bones do in fact attach to the sides of your hips so when Raymod says "sounds like he got you in the ass" he was imagining the bull horn going up his ass and then hitting one of the "upper thigh areas."
Now how is this relevant to Robtard? Well, Robtard likes to put his dick up his wife's ass. So, maybe Robtard could swing his dick and hurt his wife in the upper thigh area.
Please don't, she deserves a good Christmas without upper thigh area pain.
...unless she's into that sort of thing.
Robtard
I've never watched a single episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, m8
Macklemore
Originally posted by Robtard
I've never watched a single episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, m8 put your dick in your wife's ass and try to break one of her thigh bones.
Robtard
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Macklemore
XD I already find this hilarious.
The point is your penis has to be big enough, hard enough and strong enough to dislocate one of her thighs.
Robtard
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Macklemore
It's creepy that your avatar is still the kirk smirk.
Robtard
I will never change it, it is perfection
Macklemore
Break your wife's thigh with your dick. That would be hilarious.
Adam_PoE
What? No "God Jul?"
Robtard
That's just Viking for Merry Christmas, PoE.
Macklemore
I kinda really want for Robtard to **** his wife sideways because I'm weird like that.
Adam_PoE
Originally posted by Robtard
That's just Viking for Merry Christmas, PoE.
Well, I am a Heathen, so it matters.
cdtm
America is a Christian country, take that anti American stuff hoodoo out of here.
Nuke Nixon
Originally posted by cdtm
America is a Christian country
The US is a secular nation. The U.S. Constitution is a secular document.
In 1797, America made a treaty with Tripoli, declaring that "the government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion." Directly from the founders themselves.
Bashar Teg
great post, nuke. well said. 100% irrefutable proof that ctdm is wrong.
okay, so he's just going to ignore that and continue shitposting, and maybe for fun he'll just repeat the lie which you literally just debunked.
cdtm
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
The US is a secular nation. The U.S. Constitution is a secular document.
In 1797, America made a treaty with Tripoli, declaring that "the government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion." Directly from the founders themselves.
Broken by Tripoli.
Regardless this country was founded by Christians, and followed Christian principles. The vast majority are Christians to this day.
Nuke Nixon
The principle founders of the US were not in fact practicing Christians, they were Deists and Unitarians, not the same thing.
Present day US government is entirely secular.
And the 63% Christians in the US are rapidly shrinking, it will be in the minority inside of a decade.
Bashar Teg
does ctdm have to literally say "I'm a bad faith time waster who is successfully adding a substitute for pleasure to my meaningless life by forcing smarter people than me to always engage."
BruceSkywalker
i just want a beautiful tall woman under my tree..
NemeBro
Hate myself and want to die lads.
Macklemore
"The christian religion is just a plagiarised version of the Egyptian religion." - Thomas Paine, one of the founding fathers.
Old Man Whirly!
Cracklemore macklemore.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by NemeBro
Hate myself and want to die lads. I hope not my friend. I really do.
Nuke Nixon
Funny how no one worships the Egyptian gods anymore, but that pesky Jesus is still running around causing trouble.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Funny how no one worships the Egyptian gods anymore, but that pesky Jesus is still running around causing trouble. yeah , remember, they worshipped their God's for 3000 years mind you. I wonder if Jesus will still be getting worshipped in the year 3000? Thoughts.
Nuke Nixon
Pretty sure we'll have destroyed the biosphere way before then.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Pretty sure we'll have destroyed the biosphere way before then.

interesting fact Hinduism is probably 6000 years old. It's at least 5000 yeas old in ancient texts, although the modern form is about 3500 years old and it probably was around before ancient Egyptian. Then you have whatever the hell was going on at Gobekli Tepe, which was buried after perhaps 2000 years of worship 10,000 years ago.
cdtm
Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
yeah , remember, they worshipped their God's for 3000 years mind you. I wonder if Jesus will still be getting worshipped in the year 3000? Thoughts.
You mean those gods they sacrificed human beings to?

Nuke Nixon
You wanna talk about human sacrifice the Aztecs were the goats, 80,400 ganked in 4 days, those guys didn't screw around.
Macklemore
And lets not forget the ancient east Asian religions.
I mean shiiiiiit Aboriginal Australians probably have another ancient religion going back 1,000s of years.
Robtard
Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Well, I am a Heathen, so it matters.
I didn't mean to not include our Heathen community, apologies.
Robtard
Originally posted by NemeBro
Hate myself and want to die lads. Originally posted by Old Man Whirly!
I hope not my friend. I really do.
Agreed. Be well, Neme.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
You wanna talk about human sacrifice the Aztecs were the goats, 80,400 ganked in 4 days, those guys didn't screw around. Nah, human sacrifice isn't nice. Why would you think I wanted to talk about that Nuke?
Whirly fact, in Indonesia, ling, long ago I met a guy who had been a head hunter when they still did that and went to his village. I saw the skulls of the heads taken till it all stopped in the late 50's early 60's. He'd be about 90 if he is still alive.
Old Man Whirly!
Originally posted by Macklemore
And lets not forget the ancient east Asian religions.
I mean shiiiiiit Aboriginal Australians probably have another ancient religion going back 1,000s of years. dreamtime goes back 65,000 years they think. How they figured that out I have no idea.
Smurph
Originally posted by Macklemore
And lets not forget the ancient east Asian religions.
I mean shiiiiiit Aboriginal Australians probably have another ancient religion going back 1,000s of years. I think there's evidence of Haida Gwaii, in Canada, being occupied for over 10k years, with spiritual significance throughout its history.
Robtard
Happy New Year KMC

Bashar Teg
2023 is an ugly number tho innit
Patient_Leech
Happy fu#king New Year, everyone.
and Merry Atheism!
Giant anal dildos all around!
Old Man Whirly!
Happy new year guys.
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