Who can withstand Lois slap in Marvel

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carver9
Lois Lane was able to slap Superman hard enough that it made his head turn. Which one of these characters can stand in one spot and not flinch from the same slap?


https://ibb.co/VCgWz73

Contestants...

Cosmic Thor
Beta Ray Bill
Silver Surfer
Classic Juggernaut
Gladiator
Thanos
Galactus

Durability test.

StiltmanFTW
laughing out loud

DarkSaint85
All of them get their heads exploded

Smurph
All of them die, but Gladiator dies the most

DarkSaint85
It's testament to how powerful Superman is, actually. Think about it.

Bizarro is powerful enough to amp an entire planet of normal humans into beings strong enough to slap Superman and turn his head.

Superman was tanking this same Bizarro's punches across the solar system, whilst trying to reason with him. Insane durability showing, really.

Thanks carv.

carver9
Originally posted by Smurph
All of them die, but Gladiator dies the most

They do? 😏

carver9
@Dark, can't see your replies and don't want to see them but you remember what you did with the Monkey throwing and hitting cosmic Thor in the back with a rock, making him flinch. Using that to ignore all of his other high showings? Does that apply here as well? Do we ignore everything that happened in this comic because of this showing, Mr. Hypocrite?

lawest9
Originally posted by carver9
Lois Lane was able to slap Superman hard enough that it made his head turn. Which one of these characters can stand in one spot and not flinch from the same slap?


https://ibb.co/VCgWz73

Contestants...

Cosmic Thor
Beta Ray Bill
Silver Surfer
Classic Juggernaut
Gladiator
Thanos
Galactus

Durability test. Life must have really become boring, Lol.

carver9
Lmao

Smurph
Originally posted by carver9
They do? Yeah, except for Surfer.

The Lois slap will restore his manhood. Eunuch no more.

qwertyuiop1998
Originally posted by carver9
@Dark, can't see your replies and don't want to see them but you remember what you did with the Monkey throwing and hitting cosmic Thor in the back with a rock, making him flinch. Using that to ignore all of his other high showings? Does that apply here as well? Do we ignore everything that happened in this comic because of this showing, Mr. Hypocrite?
As far as I can recall, DS used that showing to argue the opposite, no?
People used other characters low showings to argue and DS used that Thor showing to counter. Or sometimes he used the scene to argue that writers don't care about powerlevels
In either case, I don't think what you want to argue here has anything to do with these arguments

....Plus, I don't think the two scenes are the same. Superman could just roll with that slap in order to not hurt Lois. Like this
https://ibb.co/Sy3s1RY
https://ibb.co/BZ1ZfxX

Smurph
Originally posted by Smurph
Narrator: so far, the bait thread was not going the way Carver hoped

DeadpoolXXX
a slap of that magnitude would ko or kill everyone except maybe galactus..... but bro would get rocked so hard that he'd start questioning his sexuality, for starters.

carver9
Originally posted by qwertyuiop1998
As far as I can recall, DS used that showing to argue the opposite, no?
People used other characters low showings to argue and DS used that Thor showing to counter. Or sometimes he used the scene to argue that writers don't care about powerlevels
In either case, I don't think what you want to argue here has anything to do with these arguments

....Plus, I don't think the two scenes are the same. Superman could just roll with that slap in order to not hurt Lois. Like this
https://ibb.co/Sy3s1RY
https://ibb.co/BZ1ZfxX

Not what happened. People mentioned the planet destroying attack Thor tanked and Dark discredited it because of the stone scene.

Lol... there's nothing rolling about that scene. The slap connected, even made his mouth open. Nice try.

qwertyuiop1998
Originally posted by carver9
Not what happened. People mentioned the planet destroying attack Thor tanked and Dark discredited it because of the stone scene.

Lol... there's nothing rolling about that scene. The slap connected, even made his mouth open. Nice try.
Not sure if you meant this thread
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=667586&pagenumber=1
In there, I think DS made his point clear that he used a scene to prove that writers don't care about consistency(after Alberto used a low showing for Superman)
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
And Cosmic Thor was hurt by a random alien carrying a rock in the same comic. Writers can be incredibly inconsistent.

But to answer your question, based on certain showings, yes, Superman CAN tank it and be fine.


As for connected, by this logic, Superman also shouldn't be rolling with these hits. But the dialogue still indicates he did
https://ibb.co/Lt0Pczt

MrMind
lois wouldn't even dare raise her hand in front of the mighty thor

thor is the epitome of gigachad

DarkSaint85
laughing out loud Carver still doesn't understand comics or arguments.

Anyway:

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
It's testament to how powerful Superman is, actually. Think about it.

Bizarro is powerful enough to amp an entire planet of normal humans into beings strong enough to slap Superman and turn his head.

Superman was tanking this same Bizarro's punches across the solar system, whilst trying to reason with him. Insane durability showing, really.

Thanks carv.

DarkSaint85
Also, just for qwerty:

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Lmao I know you didn't even click on the thumbnails and just glossed over them.

So you don't have any comics where she got powered up. Thanks.

Writers don't care about power levels. Cosmic Herald Thor got brought to his knees by a rock.

Because someone used low showings.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
There are also scenes of an AMPED Odin Skyfather Cosmic herald Thor being hurt by a rock to the noggin.

Lobo being multiversal helps.

Low showings.
Originally posted by DarkSaint85
It's true. When your precious Cosmic Herald Thor gets hit by a random rock thrown by a random alien and brought to his knees, you conveniently forget all about it

But when you learn about Orion and titanium/lead...

A NEW CORE MEMORY!
Low.


Bottom line: Carter is an idiot and a troll.

Endless Mike
Hank Pym slaps her right back

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Endless Mike
Hank Pym slaps her right back

Pr needs to be constantly reminded that is favorite characters suck thumb up

Smurph
Originally posted by Endless Mike
Hank Pym slaps her right back She slaps Reed. Her hand ricochets off his elastic body. Lois slaps herself.

DarkSaint85
She slaps Dr. Light.

He likes it.

Smurph
She slaps Robin.

He says "again, harder".

DarkSaint85
*A wild Chris Hansen appears*

Smurph
As bad as the Gotham Police are at their job, they're still not as bad as Gotham Child & Family Services.

Endless Mike
Being serious for a moment here (I don't know the context of the scan in question) but it's quite possible that he deliberately turned his head in order to provide less resistance, because he knew that if he didn't, she would probably break her hand.

abhilegend
Originally posted by Endless Mike
Being serious for a moment here (I don't know the context of the scan in question) but it's quite possible that he deliberately turned his head in order to provide less resistance, because he knew that if he didn't, she would probably break her hand.
That has happened quite a few times with Lois and Superman but nobody accused carver of reading comics.

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by Smurph
She slaps Reed. Her hand ricochets off his elastic body. Lois slaps herself.

Most of the time, Reed's powers offer him no real protection against human level attacks.

He is F4's Beast, completely useless in a fight.

Smurph
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Most of the time, Reed's powers offer him no real protection against human level attacks.

He is F4's Beast, completely useless in a fight. lol yeah I only brought him up because of that time he slapped Sue

MrMind
Originally posted by Smurph
lol yeah I only brought him up because of that time he slapped Sue

dunno if you seen the ultimate universe version, shit was hilarious

https://i.ibb.co/985FCwL/IMG-5306-720x1024.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/k9wrr4k/IMG-5307-661x1024.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/JpCPhRd/IMG-5308-964x1024.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/YZrXjBk/IMG-5309-689x1024.jpg

StiltmanFTW
Everyone saw that.

This is not Youtube, Facebook or some Asian dating site where everyone is into scat and nobody reads comics.

Ultimate Universe started out really strong, Millar was brilliant thumb up

StiltmanFTW
https://i.imgur.com/LHsGUNZ.png

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