Chip Hazard vs Six-Shooter vs Mr. Static

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Thinkerer
Chip Hazard (Small Soldiers)

Six-Shooter (Puppet Master)

Mr. Static (Demonic Toys)


Who wins? Takes place in a toy store.

riv6672
What toy store?

KingD19
I dont remember Six Shooter and Static, but the Soldiers had bleeding edge super computers for brains and were coming up with lethal tech and weapons on the fly. It took them like 15 minutes to make flamethrowers and flechette launchers and grenades and stuff. Also they were pretty strong for their size.

riv6672
^^^haha yeah, those little bastards were cool! yes

Thinkerer
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riv6672
^^^Big pics wacko

KingD19
Any feats for them?

StiltmanFTW
Originally posted by KingD19
I dont remember Six Shooter and Static, but the Soldiers had bleeding edge super computers for brains and were coming up with lethal tech and weapons on the fly. It took them like 15 minutes to make flamethrowers and flechette launchers and grenades and stuff. Also they were pretty strong for their size.

Not to mention the power of Tommy Lee Jones...

KingD19
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not to mention the power of Tommy Lee Jones...
Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the Gorgonites will be won! Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites and frag 'em all!

riv6672
Originally posted by KingD19
Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be. Damn the torpedoes, or give me death! Eternal vigilance is the price of duty. And, to the victors go the spoils. So remember: you are the best of the best of the few and the proud. So ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live! The war against the Gorgonites will be won! Commando Elite, let the first shot be fired! Search out the Gorgonites and frag 'em all!

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