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I seem to remember that today is Dim's Birthday.

Many happy returns.

You're absolutely right, RC.

Let's all sing together:

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
Happy birthday to yououououououououououououououououououououououououo
uouououououououououououououououououou.

Hope you have a nice day. Hugs and kisses from all of us.

queeq out

A little birthday gift

http://website.lineone.net/~ratcat/Dims_Rose.gif

And this one will last forever.... Or until the p[ost gets edited, deleted.

I never knew. I would have got you something if I'd known. Ratcat is that flower picked from your own garden. Happy birthday anyway Dim.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh twirly!


Thanks Guys!

Yeah KJ, I always keep a good supply of Cyber roses!!!

I'll have you know that I spent ages searching for just the right one.

I thought so. It smells nice anyway!

I can't view it for some bizarre reason. But I'm sure it's very nice.

queeq out

Why'd you take it off RC?

I link it from another site and they moved the file, sod law eh. Though I did save a copy to my laptop so I'm gonna put it back when I get my laptop out of the car in a while.

Did it smell nice, Dim? For as long as it lasted?

queeq out

It's the big 2-7 huh Dim?

Happy Birthday Dim. I would give you a present but I'm too dumb to work out how to put pictures on here. Ah well.

W.T.F. is the big 2-7, hardly a landmark birthday. 3 more years and iot will be the big 3-0, actually that ain't so bad, 31 is harder cos reality bites!

Well,...that's depressing...

Well you can't be cheery all day!!!

Yes I can!!!! (forced smile)

That's a change...

Life starts at 30... and life sucks....

queeq out

Well...in that case I've got 3 years to get ran over by a truck or something..

Merry Birthday, Dimmy!!!

Let me tell ya though, 37 is no bed of roses.

It is! They just have lots of thorns.

queeq out

Ouch ! If its not flying monkeys, its thorns !!!

With me, never a dull moment.

queeq out

Actually I thought everything about you was dull.

Ouch..it's getting a little hostle in here...

*queeq invites RC to lie down on the sofa*

So, tell me about your childhood....

queeq out

Hmmmm. I thought you'd already made your assumptions about me....

Paging dr. queeq, paging dr. queeq. Dr. queeq will you please pick up the white courtesy phone, Dim is on the line.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIM!!!

*still waiting on hold*
I really hate this music...

THANKS XIZ!!!

Just hangin' on the telephone!

RC, I never make any assumptions about anyone. Only jokes.
Will you excuse me, the phone is ringing.

*picks up phone*
Dr. queeq here!
Dim? I told you never to call me on this number.

queeq out

(Gundark in her operator's voice) paging dr. queeq, paging dr. queeq, please pick up the RED courtesy phone, its the Emporer.

*picks up red phone as well*

What is thy bidding, my master?

queeq out

(Gundark uses her best emporer's voice) "There is a great disturbance in the force. We have a new enemy...the flying monkeys...get over here and clean up this poodoo thats all over the throne room. Yeecchhh."

If they can be turned they would great allies...

... AND THEN THEY CAN SHOVEL UP THEIR OWN CRAP, DARTH GUNDARK!!!!!!

*slams phone down and turns back to Dim on the other line*

So where were we. Oh, yes. I told you never to call me on this number.

queeq out

Need the international dailing code for that.

Gimme a 0, Gimme a 0, Gimme a 3, Gimme a oops

or

Gimme a 0, Gimme a 0, Gimme a 5, Gimme a oops, Gimme a opps

Now the flying monkeys are backing up the stormtroopers..cool.

Great. Cleaning stormtrooper armours is next. Thanks, Gundy-dear.

queeq out

*sigh* Then why did you give me the number?!...and you never call...I just sit by the phone and wait for you ....I have a life too ya know...*mumbles incessantly to herself*

Oh, I didn't know it was my turn to call. But please, call me at home. Calling me here is just too embarrassing for RC.

queeq out

Hmmmm...somebody's gonna need a small loan for all these phone bills.

Huh? What did I do now? Hey, I don't embarass easily, though I may take the odd raincheck!

Bills? Raincheck? Looks like you people have a liquidity problem.

queeq out

Only that the bottle is half empty.

Positive people would say it's half full.

queeq out

Well ya got me, I guess I'm just not that positive.

I still wuv you anyway.

queeq out

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...He wuves you...how cute

Hehehehe. Hey RC:

queeq out

Hehehhehe...If you keep doing that he's going to start to worry!

I think he already is.

Hey RC:

queeq out

I keep hearing this giant sucking sound.

EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR.... that's not me.

queeq out

Must be my heyblibber. Hang on, I'll switch it off.

I would just like to say one thing.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

Oh dear, now look what we've done. Ratcat's got all scared of our odd little comments. Hey RC:

Hey DD, ya big stud!

Ya know, there's just a little tooooo much male bonding going on around here.

You guys are cute!! I love this forum!!

Awwww, she thinks we're cute.

DD is my dream chicken. (Gundark bats her eyelashes, makes clucking noises)

Ok, let's cut with the male bonding and get on with some chicken bonding!!!!

CLUCK CLUCK!!!

Nice tag teaming there, DD.

Okay, chicken bonding.

*queeq gets out his BBQ spits*

Here Dafty Dafty Daft.

queeq out

CLUCK?????

<Daft Chicken tries to fly away, but the farmers have clipped his feathers>

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*skips happily after DD*

Cluck cluck cluck

Here Dafty Dafty Dafty Dafty Daft. Here Dafty Dafty Dafty Dafty Daft. Here Dafty Dafty Dafty Dafty Daft.

queeq out

<Darth Daft hides behind Gundark>

Gundy! Help me please!

No Gundy, help ME!! Prepare him for dinner that is.

queeq out

(Gundark, who has cleverly managed to escape the brutal wing clipping earlier in the week, flips her cape over one shoulder and swings in past queeq, gathering DD up in a mass of warm snuggly feathers, swinging her lightsaber)

"Take that, queeq...you'll never take us alive!!!" (Gundark and DD escape to the waiting Falcon)

*queeq mounts 60mm blaster and shoots the Falcon's cockpit to smithereens*

Hehehehehe, come back and fight like a chicken.

queeq out

queeq, would you mind getting off of that thing, that's a rther pervert thing to do with a 60mm blaster.

Errrr.... I think I have been away too long to get that, RC. Please clarify...

queeq out

I believe RC is referring to the fact that a weapon (of some magnitude) is preferably mounted ONTO a secure surface before being fired, rather than being mounted by a...person. Thats you, queeq.

Aha. So by not mentioning the particular surface that I was mounting the 60mm on, RC's dirty mind started working. OK, guess I should forget the literary redundancy lessons and be more specific so some of us will not get any of their perverted minds triggered.

*rewind - queeq mounts 60mm machine gun on tripod riveted to a concrete floor, aims the visor at the Falcon's cockpit, pulls the trigger of the 60mm machine gun, a bullet leaves the barrel, flies towards the cockpit, hits the cockpit, cockpit falls apart in many tiny pieces*

Let's just hope RC does not get aroused by the word "cockpit", he might see another word besides that for a male chicken.

queeq out

Ahhh, much better,

Cockpit!!! ehehehehehehe

Oh Dim.... *sigh*

queeq out

*looks sheepish*
I'm sorry...
*runs away*

Cockpit? COCKPIT! I wish i hade the fighter to have a cockpit with!!!!!

HUH?...that went right over my head...

I think you should close this thread due to excessive obscenity. And ban RC for a while to cool off.

queeq out

Eh...cockpit isn't an obscenity..It's just a very happy happy word! ;lol

RC's comments about that fighter in the light of the conversation the last few posts are highly offensive. He has a perverted mind.

queeq out

And your ooooooooooooooooooh so innocent..yeah right!

Ehm, yes I am.

queeq out

Okay, enough outer rim gutter talk. Hey everybody...we had my sister's 50th birthday party Saturday night and we all had cocktails !!!!!

Did you brings us some?

queeq out

What about some cake?

Hmmmm, thinking with you stomach again huh?

Some stomach, eh?

queeq out

*pats her little tummy* Yes, yes it is...*rumble*

Sorry, you pathetic starving jawas...sister took rest of cake home with her. But I can always make more COCKTAILS !!!!!

cocktails, chicken tails...eopie rump...I don't care, JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING!!!

You know Dim, this topic may actually end up back on the original subject. Birthday !!!

Who's birthday's next?

Not mine. 22nd July!!!

Don't forget lots of pressies.....

Yeah...I guess you'll get something Disney.

He, he, more likely be smelly nappies by then

Oooooooooh yeah...almost forgot

My birthday is July 14, RC. We only missed by about a week.

RC's got one in the oven? Congrats.

Twilight is upon this thread and soon night must fall.

queeq out

Yep...topic closed...on my Birthday thread *SOB*