Looking for Cher, Rocky Dennis goes back to the early 20th century and staggers into a victorian fight pit. The grandmaster of events declares that he must fight the resident champion John Merrick.
They fight with whips on that circular platform with the spikes and the rotating, and what not from Flash Gordon..
There can be only one..
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John Merrick is slower due to his distorted body, but that hardened club-like arm could potentially take out Rocky with one awkward swing. The various growths and tumors that weatch his body could also potentially double as some sort of protection/body armor, maybe.
I'd side with Rocky though, better speed and agility are two important factors, even if they're both a bit gimped by his humongous and heavy head.
Edit: RJ, judge all you like, but if someone offered you ringside tickets to watch a gimp deathmatch, you'd go.
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Didn't the elephant man live a life of seclusion, locked in cages? Being a hermit, i don't imagine that his body was very well conditioned, in fact i would imagine that his muscles and bones would be very weak.
Even though Rockys' big head may throw him off balance he was still an active human being who was properly nourished.
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Why...? Theres no evidence that thaeres any such thing beyond the very real hells we experience in life. I in many hells NOW.
Besides, youre the one discriminating against the physically challenged, telling them what they can and cant do, what fights they can and cant participate in...... Baby Jesus wont like that.
I agree. Dennis will definitely have to avoid Merrick's club of doom like the plague. And all those growths probably will help.
And can the-man-that-never-forgets remember to avoid the fistic onslaught of Rocky...? His elephant-like durability could be tested, if not.
And Dennis'd better hope that Elephants don't victory-f**k their opponents too. Rocky's human ringpiece might not withstand an elephant-member assault.. But like you say, if he uses his speed advantage well, he might do well.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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