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Joe Clark (Lean on Me) vs Herman Boone (Remember the Titans)
Who would you rather follow: the hardnosed principal of Eastside High School, or the hardnosed football coach?
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.