Wez and the Humungus (You guys know who they are. Wez is the crazy **** standing in front of the bike to Humungus's right, and Humungus, in the metal Jason mask.)
Smalls is riding along one day looking for gas, finds the abandoned tanker, and up ride Wez and the Humungus, Wez on his motorcycle with his gay blond BF, Humungus in his big ass SUVish ride. They decide to kill Smalls and take the gas.
Humungus has his revolver and that big ass harpoon thingie, Wez has his wrist mounted crossbow. Smalls has his shotgun, knives and grenades. Unlimited ammo for all.
Who wins? Who gets the gas?
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Wez comes as crazy as assless chaps wearing homosexual bikers of the apocalypse come, but Smalls is kicking his ass. The Humongous looks impressive in size, but he really didn't do much, so Smalls is kicking his ass too.
I wonder how Humungus would have shown h2h. He was a BIG ****er.
Wait..........Blondie BF is killed right away and Wez is in psycho mode, now?
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Smalls has the weaponry, but you gotta wonder what'd happen if Humungus got Smalls up close in a grapple.
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Probably just a punching/grabbing brute, while Smalls showed some martial arts ability who's surprizingly fast for his size too, remember when he caught the fly.
Any man who leaves a trail of fire behind his motorcycle has my vote.
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Not to mention the willful torture and or destruction of small fluffy animals: A Psychopathic tendancy right there. Smalls is a nightmare that Wez of chaps would be wanting desperately to wake up from, I suspect.
"Do you see what happens, Wez? When you try and **** a stranger in the ass?"
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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