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Ash versus 30 Days of Night...
Ash (Army of Darkness) has defeated he Necronomicon, has returned home, and is on vacation. He heads North to Alaska, and is low on gas. He pulls into the town of Barrow and fills up on gas, sees the weather worsening, and decides to spend the night at a local inn.
Around midnight, he hears screaming from outside. Running to the window, he sees the Vampires attacking the town folk. He opens his suitcase and withdraws his .30-30 lever action rifle and Boomstick, then heads downstairs.
The Vampires hear a door creaking open behind them, and they turn to see Ash standing there, Boomstick in one hand, .30-30 rifle in the other. Ash stares them down for a moment, then utters "Come get some."
Can Ash kill them all?
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Aug 24th, 2009 01:34 PM |
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gobstakid777
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Can Ash kill them all?
yes
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Aug 24th, 2009 01:54 PM |
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XanatosForever
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Maybe. Those bastards are pretty durable, and Ash's specialty is undead of the zombie or skeletal variety.
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Aug 24th, 2009 03:37 PM |
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steverules_2
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Ash wins...
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Aug 24th, 2009 03:42 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Ash cannot be bitten, mind you, he has to clear without being infected.
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Aug 24th, 2009 05:12 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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BTW, it's just like in Army of Darkness. Ash has to reload the boomstick, but the .30-30 has unlimited ammo 
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