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Jason and Michael vs real life
I'm kind of sick of Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers getting name recognition for never doing anything any other superhuman zombie pinko couldn't do. Really, they are the most boring people alive. :P:
So how many real life SWAT officers would it take to bring these two down? Furthermore, what kind of offensive incarceration would they be getting?
The setting is any typical bank. Why they are there is up to you. Jason has a machete and Michael has a kitchen knife. They are composite versions.
Sep 3rd, 2009 05:05 AM
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It'll prbly take 1-2 squads to incpaciatate and/or kill them.SWAT will jus do wat no one else has done
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Sep 3rd, 2009 05:08 AM
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Guillotine.
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Sep 3rd, 2009 05:09 AM
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Yeah, but they both have speed, superstrength and partial regeneration.
Sep 3rd, 2009 05:11 AM
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Sep 3rd, 2009 05:12 AM
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Cremation FTW.
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Sep 3rd, 2009 05:13 AM
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Sep 3rd, 2009 05:18 AM
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I fail to see how a SWAT force could take down Jason when in Jason goes to hell the FBI set a trap up and blow him kingdom come and he still survives.
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Sep 3rd, 2009 05:23 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kazenji
I fail to see how a SWAT force could take down Jason when in Jason goes to hell the FBI set a trap up and blow him kingdom come and he still survives.
by transferring through bodies.SWAT will jus blast the heart to hell
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Sep 3rd, 2009 05:28 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by gobstakid777
by transferring through bodies.SWAT will jus blast the heart to hell
If they saw the movie they would.
Sep 3rd, 2009 05:41 AM
golem370
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Strap them to a rocket and send it to the sun. Strong Tranqulizers and tie them with air-craft cable to a rocket.
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Sep 3rd, 2009 10:40 AM
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Which incarnations are these? Classic or remake? Setting?
The classic versions have both ran into groups of heavily armed men and walked away unscathed.
Sep 3rd, 2009 07:40 PM
golem370
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Both have been put down also. Michael with some gun fire from those hillbillies and Jason with a sorta Traqulizer
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Sep 3rd, 2009 07:43 PM
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But both survived those encounters. They may be KO'ed for a period of minutes at the most..........
Sep 3rd, 2009 07:45 PM
golem370
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Like I said get them strapped to a rocket with Air-Craft cable, that stuff is strong enough military jets from rolling off air-craft carriers.
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Sep 3rd, 2009 07:51 PM
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They aren't facing the Decepticons. They're facing S.W.A.T. members.
Sep 3rd, 2009 07:54 PM
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They are composite versions of both characters, so you have the enhanced strength of the newer Michael Myers combined with the damage soak of the other one.
Sep 3rd, 2009 08:05 PM
Davis Bloome
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I'm pretty sure they could take out a swat team. Alone these two are nearly unstoppable but teaming up means they can kill more people quickly.
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Sep 4th, 2009 03:10 AM
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like i said, shotgun headshots.It'll be over
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Sep 4th, 2009 03:13 AM
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Just call Ash, he'll end them.
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Sep 4th, 2009 03:28 AM
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