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Jason and Michael vs real life

I'm kind of sick of Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers getting name recognition for never doing anything any other superhuman zombie pinko couldn't do. Really, they are the most boring people alive. :P:

So how many real life SWAT officers would it take to bring these two down? Furthermore, what kind of offensive incarceration would they be getting?

The setting is any typical bank. Why they are there is up to you. Jason has a machete and Michael has a kitchen knife. They are composite versions.

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It'll prbly take 1-2 squads to incpaciatate and/or kill them.SWAT will jus do wat no one else has done
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Yeah, but they both have speed, superstrength and partial regeneration.

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Cremation FTW.


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Cremation FTW.

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I fail to see how a SWAT force could take down Jason when in Jason goes to hell the FBI set a trap up and blow him kingdom come and he still survives.


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I fail to see how a SWAT force could take down Jason when in Jason goes to hell the FBI set a trap up and blow him kingdom come and he still survives.

by transferring through bodies.SWAT will jus blast the heart to hell


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by transferring through bodies.SWAT will jus blast the heart to hell


If they saw the movie they would.

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Strap them to a rocket and send it to the sun. Strong Tranqulizers and tie them with air-craft cable to a rocket.


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Which incarnations are these? Classic or remake? Setting?

The classic versions have both ran into groups of heavily armed men and walked away unscathed.

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Both have been put down also. Michael with some gun fire from those hillbillies and Jason with a sorta Traqulizer


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But both survived those encounters. They may be KO'ed for a period of minutes at the most..........

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Like I said get them strapped to a rocket with Air-Craft cable, that stuff is strong enough military jets from rolling off air-craft carriers.


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They aren't facing the Decepticons. They're facing S.W.A.T. members.

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They are composite versions of both characters, so you have the enhanced strength of the newer Michael Myers combined with the damage soak of the other one.

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I'm pretty sure they could take out a swat team. Alone these two are nearly unstoppable but teaming up means they can kill more people quickly.


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like i said, shotgun headshots.It'll be over


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Just call Ash, he'll end them.


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