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Dr Will Hatch
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John McClane vs Kingpin

John is in the Kingpins highrise. He just got off the elevator. There is an AK47 near the window about 100 feet away behind a desk. He has to get to it to kill the Kingpin, but Fisk of course won't allow that to happen.

A fight starts. Purely hand to hand. What happens?

Sep 9th, 2009 06:38 PM

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Re: John McClane vs Kingpin

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John is in the Kingpins highrise. He just got off the elevator. There is an AK47 near the window about 100 feet away behind a desk. He has to get to it to kill the Kingpin, but Fisk of course won't allow that to happen.

A fight starts. Purely hand to hand. What happens?

Why wouldnt Mac be able to get around the much slower Kingpin?

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Because he tagged Daredevil, a flat out superhuman.

Sep 9th, 2009 06:55 PM

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I dunno, man, I would like to think McClane can pull it off, but the Kingpin is a beast.

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Because he tagged Daredevil, a flat out superhuman.

Yeah but remember Bruce kicked his ass in Armageddon with his shot gun and what not...and we all know Mac is above superhuman level

Mac wins, he kicks kingpin in the nuts, makes fun of his weight, picks up the gun says 'Yippee kai aye motherf*cker' and thus Mac wins

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Yeah but remember Bruce kicked his ass in Armageddon with his shot gun and what not...and we all know Mac is above superhuman level

Mac wins, he kicks kingpin in the nuts, makes fun of his weight, picks up the gun says 'Yippee kai aye motherf*cker' and thus Mac wins

If we're going to play that game, didn't Michael Clark Duncan have psychic powers in "The Green Mile"?

Sep 9th, 2009 07:02 PM

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He was a Jedi

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He was a Jedi

Robtard said it himself a few months ago, "Nothing beats The Force". :P

Sep 9th, 2009 07:07 PM

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I don't recall this puny lucky human using martial arts skills in die hard..

Kingpin stomps

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Neat little scenario. I like Kingpin. The passage way will be long and thin. This works to Fisk's advantage.

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I don't recall this puny lucky human using martial arts skills in die hard..

Kingpin stomps

Mac don't need no kung fu...kung fu need Mac

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Mac kicks him in the nads and grabs the AK.

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Basically what I said wink

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Mac don't need no kung fu...kung fu need Mac

that ain't happening

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It just did smile

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Sep 10th, 2009 08:26 AM

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I don't recall this puny lucky human using martial arts skills in die hard..

Kingpin stomps

He used MA blocks on a couple of occasions.
Also he gave a Karl a nice front kick to the head.
(Admittedly, whilst standing on something high.)

But yeah...the rest was more or less boxing based.

Aint nothing puny about this human though.

McClane endures the fatty, then steals his pork pies, and stays on the outside of the bloated walrusman.

He definitely wont be wanting to hang around on the inside against a lardpile of that size for too long. (Incase a lucky hook comes to test the McEndurance/durability) Thats for sure.

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It just did

Indeed.

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He used MA blocks on a couple of occasions.
Also he gave a Karl a nice front kick to the head.
(Admittedly, whilst standing on something high.)

But yeah...the rest was more or less boxing based.

Aint nothing puny about this human though.

McClane endures the fatty, then steals his pork pies, and stays on the outside of the bloated walrusman.

He definitely wont be wanting to hang around on the inside against a lardpile of that size for too long. (Incase a lucky hook comes to test the McEndurance/durability) Thats for sure.

none of that even matters ,,, the OP clearly states A FIGHT HAPPENS PURELY HAND TO HAND WHAT HAPPENS...

SO no more talk about him getting the gun, HE WON'T

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Sep 10th, 2009 06:34 PM

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Calm down, mildred, you'll give yourself a headache.

Okay McClane beats the shit out of him H2H in a fight with the trademark McFortuitous outcome. smile

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