King Leonidas: you come to my city. you steal and cheat.. you try to seduce my queen..
Jack Sparrow: come now, it was an honest mistake. how was i to know she was a queen dressed up in nothing but sheets.. i took it as an open invitation.. steal and cheat? you must have me confused with some other bloke... i am Captain Jack Sparrow of teh flying dutchman the most honest gentlemanly pirate you'll ever meet..(bows)
King Leonidas: this is Spartan!! today you die pirate!!
Jack sparrow makes his escape running through the city until he is forced to confront Leonidas
Jack gets two single shot pistols and swash buckling sword
King Leonidas gets his shield, sword and spear and armor shin arm pads and helmet.
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Improv skills are the only thing going for Jack if he wastes his bullets.
Or he could just dumbfound Leonidas with his words .
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now let us examine your claim. steal and cheat was it really cheating or skillfully playing said game to the best of ones abilities? answer me that mate. the stealing, what have i stolen, nothing. thats what i mean do you see me prancing around in gold or those big bloody marvelous shields and armor? i mean seriously by the way mate who does you clothing fantastic job snug as a button.
now lets talk about your queen.... do you actually think i seduced her or is it that you are suspicious about her and what you already know and blaming it on a poor bloke pirate that had nothing to do with you and your lady's affair.
tell me who is to blame you or me.. how about you turn around bring the bunny lass some flowers and romanticize her.. my treat.. i'll even have you both on my ship for a romantic ride across the ocean for two royal couples.. what do you say mate, friends?
Jack has the power of not getting injured by anyone he fights, only comical self injury. He's gone toe to toe with some of the best swordsmen of his world, and always come out without a scratch.
Leonidas, as skilled as he is, only fought cannon fodder.
As for the shield/armor stopping the bullet. A lead ball projected at high speeds will most likely puncture bronze. Look at Deadliest Warrior, a blunderbuss went through double plated Iron armor.
A single shot put a big dent in a single layer, bronze is a lot softer than iron.
Wait, the only armor the spartans had were shin and arm guards. If he doesn't get that shield up, he gets a hole in his chest, if he does, he still gets a hole in his chest. If not, the 2nd round goes through his skull.
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What caliber is Sparrow's pistol?
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Does Sparrow have a Blunderbuss? If not, I think Leonidas kills him. It's not even guaranteed that a single shot from a Flintlock would kill a Spartan of Leonidas' par.
Nope, just a single shot pistol. Which would more than do the job if it hit. While the Spartans were clearly superhuman, their durability was regular. A bullet gravely wound him if it wasn't a kill shot, and a kill shot is...a kill shot.
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