We all know what a Mexican standoff is. If you don't, google it.
The following gunmen are in a Mexican Standoff:
"Dirty" Harry Callahan: Armed with two .357 Magnums.
John McClane: Armed with twin Berettas.
El Wray: Armed with two .38 specials.
Martin Riggs: Armed with twin Berettas.
Snake Plissken: Armed with his twin revolvers from Escape from LA.
Who is left standing in the end?
I'm gonna go with the ****in' Plissken:
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I forgot to mention that each gunfighter has their guns in twin holsters, old west style, on each hip.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Nah, Plissken took out 4 mexicans in the blink of an eye.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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