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BruceSkywalker
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Bourne v. Riggs
Dana White has invited Jason Bourne and Martin Riggs to a one on one hand to hand combat match to take place at Madison Square Garden in New York City..
both men will fight in here..
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this match will be 5 rounds at 5 minutes each with Bourne and Riggs getting one minute of rest in between the rounds..
K.O. counts unless somebody gets killed..
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May 15th, 2010 12:02 AM |
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McNasty996
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I'm going with bourne
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May 15th, 2010 12:23 AM |
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the ninjak
FRINGE Division
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Bourne in the first round.
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May 15th, 2010 04:12 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Dude, Bourne in 3 seconds.
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May 15th, 2010 05:05 AM |
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the ninjak
FRINGE Division
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May 15th, 2010 06:05 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Maybe ten seconds, but Riggs still loses. Hell, Bourne could take on Riggs, McClane and Murtaugh all at once and be done with them in a minute.
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May 15th, 2010 06:30 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
Extreme Mode
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McClane'd last longer than Riggs and Murtaugh.
He could probably even beat him somehow if hes been eating his lucky charms too.
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May 15th, 2010 09:57 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Nah, karate chop to the windpipe and Mac goes down like a drunken cheerleader on prom night. Bourne won't even have to buy him a drink.
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May 15th, 2010 10:11 AM |
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Sadako of Girth
Extreme Mode
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Screen feats dude. Thats not worked on McClane yet.
Epic durability. Proven effective against all manner of combatants. Epically jammy too.
But whats certain is that he mercilessy rapes Riggs though.
Please dont continue to derail this guys Riggs thread with your McHate though. Cause that'd make you an idiot.
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May 15th, 2010 12:00 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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I'm just keeping it real, he'd rape Mac, Riggs, the Transporter, Scorpion, Sub Zero, and a shitload of other fighters.
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May 15th, 2010 12:56 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
Extreme Mode
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So thats a "no" then...
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May 15th, 2010 01:56 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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No, that's a "Bourne can beat the shit outta most men h2h."
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May 15th, 2010 01:58 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
Extreme Mode
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Funny. You didnt say that originally, you instead chose to vent yet more Mcbutthurt didnt you.... But now you say it: McClane isn't most men.
Still changing back the subject, finally, Riggs and Murtaugh both get raped hard. Particularly if he tackles them one at a time in isolation.
'Cause then Murtaugh cant shoot Bourne then, when he inevitably kills Riggs. (which would of course totally disrupt standard LW form)
Then Eric Clapton and Micheal Kamen take us out with a sad reprise of the Riggs theme blended in with delayed/echoed repeats of Riggs screaming was Bourne tears off his nutsack and slaps Murtaugh round the face with it as a final taunt before kicking his head off of his shoulders.
End credits.
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on May 15th, 2010 at 02:13 PM
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May 15th, 2010 02:05 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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As does McClane.
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May 15th, 2010 02:06 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
Extreme Mode
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Well repeated durablity feats against far more advanced fighters would dispute that quite heavily.
I know it must hurt, but let it go man.
For the good of the thread.
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May 15th, 2010 02:14 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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What would be really funny is if Mac had to face the ninja chick in the cage. THAT would be hilarous.
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May 15th, 2010 02:21 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
Extreme Mode
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You cant actually help yourself, can you...?
Don't go crying to Imp again when you get your bollocks burned again, after having done all you could to create the situation in the first place again now will you...? 
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May 15th, 2010 02:39 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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This is the part where you calm down.
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May 15th, 2010 02:40 PM |
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Sadako of Girth
Extreme Mode
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I am perfectly calm. 
And even if I wasnt: You dont actually tell me shit.
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May 15th, 2010 02:41 PM |
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Rogue Jedi
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Calm down.
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