chomperx9
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shovel man vs bird lady
south bend shovel slam from Home alone 1
vs
the Bird lady from Home alone 2
shovel slam gets his shovel. well duh
and bird lady gets her bird food
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Jul 12th, 2010 12:40 AM
marwash22
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Bird Lady doesn't have speed to dodge the shovel attacks, nor does she have any damage resistance or a HF. Her only hope is that her Birds go all Hitchcock on his ass... other than that, Shovel Man stomps.
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Jul 12th, 2010 05:27 AM
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he rapes her in the butt with his shovel turned sideways.
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Jul 12th, 2010 05:29 AM
BruceSkywalker
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shovel man goes pyscho 2 on the bird lady, 'nuff said..
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Jul 12th, 2010 05:32 AM
chomperx9
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if bird lady makes the 1st move she can dump all her bird seeds on him and have the birds bite the crap out of him.
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Jul 12th, 2010 05:50 AM
chomperx9
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by marwash22
Bird Lady doesn't have speed to dodge the shovel attacks, nor does she have any damage resistance or a HF. Her only hope is that her Birds go all Hitchcock on his ass... other than that, Shovel Man stomps.
damage resistance or HF ? these are the characters from home alone not X-men
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Sep 4th, 2010 04:58 AM
Rogue Jedi
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
he rapes her in the butt with his shovel turned sideways.
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Sep 4th, 2010 05:10 AM
Placidity
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by chomperx9
damage resistance or HF ? these are the characters from home alone not X-men
Quite obviously an attempt on humor, which worked on me, but not you.
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Sep 4th, 2010 06:48 AM
the ninjak
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Shovelman forces the shovel down severing Birdlady's head.
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Sep 4th, 2010 06:56 AM
Kaibs
Oh Miley.
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But the Bird Lady has her precious Turtle Dove!
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Sep 4th, 2010 08:18 AM
the ninjak
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kaibs
But the Bird Lady has her precious Turtle Dove!
He's already chewing on it as he chops her head off.
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Sep 4th, 2010 08:22 AM
Kaibs
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Haha probably, but poor Kevin gave her that Turtle Dove
Mayhaps she can seduce the mighty Shovel Man
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Sep 4th, 2010 08:26 AM
steverules_2
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Shovel man with his optic beams and ta claws
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Sep 4th, 2010 08:28 AM
the ninjak
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kaibs
Haha probably, but poor Kevin gave her that Turtle Dove
Mayhaps she can seduce the mighty Shovel Man
Nah that'll be like throwing a sausage down a tunnel.
Plus he wants Kevin.
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Sep 4th, 2010 08:28 AM
Kaibs
Oh Miley.
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by the ninjak
Nah that'll be like throwing a sausage down a tunnel.
Plus he wants Kevin.
No man, he doesn't want Kevin. He wants Buzz.
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Sep 4th, 2010 08:30 AM
the ninjak
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kaibs
No man, he doesn't want Kevin. He wants Buzz.
well he is a handsome bastard.
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Sep 4th, 2010 08:35 AM
Kaibs
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well he is a handsome bastard.
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LOL if that's not full of win I don't know what is.
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Sep 4th, 2010 08:36 AM
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