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shovel man vs bird lady

south bend shovel slam from Home alone 1

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the Bird lady from Home alone 2



shovel slam gets his shovel. well duh

and bird lady gets her bird food


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Bird Lady doesn't have speed to dodge the shovel attacks, nor does she have any damage resistance or a HF. Her only hope is that her Birds go all Hitchcock on his ass... other than that, Shovel Man stomps.


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he rapes her in the butt with his shovel turned sideways.


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shovel man goes pyscho 2 on the bird lady, 'nuff said..

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if bird lady makes the 1st move she can dump all her bird seeds on him and have the birds bite the crap out of him.


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Originally posted by marwash22
Bird Lady doesn't have speed to dodge the shovel attacks, nor does she have any damage resistance or a HF. Her only hope is that her Birds go all Hitchcock on his ass... other than that, Shovel Man stomps.
damage resistance or HF ? these are the characters from home alone not X-men


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he rapes her in the butt with his shovel turned sideways.


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damage resistance or HF ? these are the characters from home alone not X-men


Quite obviously an attempt on humor, which worked on me, but not you. smile


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Shovelman forces the shovel down severing Birdlady's head.


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But the Bird Lady has her precious Turtle Dove!


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But the Bird Lady has her precious Turtle Dove!


He's already chewing on it as he chops her head off.


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Haha probably, but poor Kevin gave her that Turtle Dove sad

Mayhaps she can seduce the mighty Shovel Man


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Shovel man with his optic beams and ta claws


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Haha probably, but poor Kevin gave her that Turtle Dove sad

Mayhaps she can seduce the mighty Shovel Man


Nah that'll be like throwing a sausage down a tunnel.
Plus he wants Kevin.


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Nah that'll be like throwing a sausage down a tunnel.
Plus he wants Kevin.


No man, he doesn't want Kevin. He wants Buzz.


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No man, he doesn't want Kevin. He wants Buzz.

well he is a handsome bastard.
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LOL if that's not full of win I don't know what is.


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