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Hanzo (Predators) vs Beatrix Kiddo
Showdown at the House of Blue Leaves...with a twist.
Beatrix calls out O-Ren Ishii. Beatrix severs Sofie's arm and kills several of the Crazy 88.
Unfortunately, Hanzo is in the crossfire (partying with a couple of Japanese bikini babes), and gets blood splattered on his white suit. Just as Gogo steps in to take on The Bride, the assassin known as Black Mamba among the DiVAS gets a new challenger in the form of one pissed-off Yakuza assassin.
"You ruined my suit," Hanzo drawls in Japanese as he brandishes his own steel (the same one he uses in Predators)
"Hey! You dare interfere in my..." This is all Gogo manages to say before Hanzo runs her through. Gogo is dead before she hits the ground.
Hanzo sheds the jacket, shirt and tie, showing off his tats. Beatrix does not back down. The Crazy 88 give the two fighters a wide berth.
Swords only. No firearms, or the Exploding Heart Pressure Point.
Who wins?
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